Better Captain jokes

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"CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_NAME": "Lil' Shooties",
"CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_DESCRIPTION": "This kills the Big Ben",
"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_NAME": "A Nerf Maverick REV-6",
"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "When a man is confronted with the choice between a high-powered rifle and and a shotgun, the only plausible conclusion is to replace your non-dominant with both of them. Together.",
"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "If it's not Nerf now, it'll be Nerf later",
"CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_NAME": "Paul Blart",
"CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_DESCRIPTION": "Mall Cop",
"CAPTAIN_UTILITY_NAME": "Mortar",