From 8d37059f505ed2fdca236520dacf4102199092df Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Salt Date: Thu, 27 Aug 2020 08:05:03 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] Better Captain jokes --- CharacterBodies.txt | 2 +- 1 file changed, 1 insertion(+), 1 deletion(-) diff --git a/CharacterBodies.txt b/CharacterBodies.txt index 0173dba..e8b567a 100755 --- a/CharacterBodies.txt +++ b/CharacterBodies.txt @@ -202,7 +202,7 @@ "CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_NAME": "Lil' Shooties", "CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_DESCRIPTION": "This kills the Big Ben", "CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_NAME": "A Nerf Maverick REV-6", - "CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "When a man is confronted with the choice between a high-powered rifle and and a shotgun, the only plausible conclusion is to replace your non-dominant with both of them. Together.", + "CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "If it's not Nerf now, it'll be Nerf later", "CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_NAME": "Paul Blart", "CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_DESCRIPTION": "Mall Cop", "CAPTAIN_UTILITY_NAME": "Mortar",