diff --git a/CharacterBodies.txt b/CharacterBodies.txt
index 0173dba..e8b567a 100755
--- a/CharacterBodies.txt
+++ b/CharacterBodies.txt
@@ -202,7 +202,7 @@
 	"CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_NAME": "Lil' Shooties",
 	"CAPTAIN_PASSIVE_DESCRIPTION": "This kills the Big Ben",
 	"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_NAME": "A Nerf Maverick REV-6",
-	"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "When a man is confronted with the choice between a high-powered rifle and and a shotgun, the only plausible conclusion is to replace your non-dominant with both of them. Together.",
+	"CAPTAIN_PRIMARY_DESCRIPTION": "If it's not Nerf now, it'll be Nerf later",
 	"CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_NAME": "Paul Blart",
 	"CAPTAIN_SECONDARY_DESCRIPTION": "Mall Cop",
 	"CAPTAIN_UTILITY_NAME": "Mortar",