11 Commits
1.2.5 ... 1.3.1

Author SHA1 Message Date
ff4412cf19 Add a bunch of new quotes 2022-01-01 13:01:00 -06:00
57c19f545c Add docs on MovieNight 2021-08-24 22:09:28 -05:00
77b642fd5e Add Preston's first quote 2021-08-19 19:13:13 -05:00
bad0005ca8 Point to OpenJDK instead of Oracle Java 2021-08-11 01:05:06 -05:00
c459302873 Add Nagios 2021-08-08 01:37:32 -05:00
4485eaf2ea Reorganize startpage things 2021-08-01 22:51:35 -05:00
be62eaab90 Add quote 2021-08-01 15:43:48 -05:00
e3cda80e2d s/push/deploy/g 2021-08-01 14:47:57 -05:00
45b69f0d40 Trigger an Ansible play on pushes 2021-08-01 14:45:52 -05:00
088f732380 Add a quote 2021-07-22 13:19:51 -05:00
2915d423ce Retire the Valhelsia pack 2021-07-13 12:23:37 -05:00
8 changed files with 90 additions and 20 deletions

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@@ -10,6 +10,7 @@ variables:
stages:
- build
# - test
- deploy
services:
- docker:dind
before_script:
@@ -52,3 +53,10 @@ Build_Tag:
--push
.
- docker images
# DEPLOY
Deploy:
stage: deploy
only:
- tags
trigger: rehashedsalt/ansible

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@@ -29,6 +29,11 @@
<h1>SMZ3 Multiworld</h1>
<p>Strap two games together, then strap a bunch of those games together and shake them real hard</p>
</a>
<a href="/movienight" class="iconbutton">
<i class="fa fa-film"></i>
<h1>Movie Night</h1>
<p>Take a set, pop some popcorn, and watch a movie with da bois. Anybody can host if they want</p>
</a>
</div>
</div>
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>

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1.16.5-valhelsia

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@@ -28,19 +28,11 @@
<h2>1. Installing Java</h2>
<p>Minecraft depends on Java. It's important that you have the latest 64-bit edition of Java installed.</p>
<ol>
<li>Go to <a href="https://www.java.com/en/download/manual.jsp">Java Downloads</a></li>
<li>Download and run the "Windows Offline (64-bit)" option</li>
<li>Go to <a href="https://adoptium.net/">Adoptium</a></li>
<li>Select "OpenJDK 8"</li>
<li>Click "Latest release"</li>
<li>Run through the installer</li>
</ol>
<div class="warning">
<i class="badge fa fa-warning"></i>
Ensure you do NOT install the 32-bit version of Java! Doing so may result in some of the following weird errors:
<ul>
<li>Being unable to launch a pack with over 4GB of memory allocated</li>
<li>"Java could not be invoked with the arguments specified"</li>
<li>Other random nebulous errors from MultiMC</li>
</ul>
If you're not sure whether or not you've installed 32-bit Java, uninstall and reinstall it just to be on the safe side.
</div>
</div>
<div class="subcontainer" id="multimc">
<h2>2. Installing MultiMC</h2>

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<!DOCTYPE html>
<html>
<head>
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
<title>9iron - Movie Night</title>
</head>
<body>
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
<div class="content">
<div class="section">
<h1>Movie Night</h1>
<div class="subcontainer">
<h2>Tuning In?</h2>
<p><a class="quickbutton" href="https://movie.desu.ltd">Click Here to Watch</a></p>
<h2>What's Movie Night?</h2>
<p>Movie Night is a service hosted on desu.ltd which provides quick, disposable, self-hosted streams; perfect for organizing a quick movie or stream session. All you need to use it is OBS.</p>
<p>If you're interested in using Movie Night, see the below section. <a href="/about">Contact me</a> for more details.</p>
</div>
<div class="subcontainer">
<h2>Hosting</h2>
<p>Hosting a movie night is very straightforward. Install OBS, then go to Tools &gt; Auto-Configuration Wizard.</p>
<ol>
<li>Install <a href="https://obsproject.com/download">OBS</a></li>
<li>Go to Tools &gt; Auto-Configuration Wizard (this wizard should also automatically appear on first launch). Provide the following details and leave the rest at defaults</li>
<ul>
<li>Service: <code>Custom</code></li>
<li>Server: <code>rtmp://movie.desu.ltd/live</code></li>
<li>Stream Key: <a href="/about">Contact me</a> for the key. Note that I may need to change it should somebody use it for nefarious purposes</li>
<li>Estimate bitrate with bandwidth test: <code>Checked</code></li>
</ul>
<li>Set up your scenes and sources and get ready for the stream. If you need help, I'd recommend consulting the <a href="https://obsproject.com/wiki/OBS-Studio-Quickstart">OBS Studio Quickstart Guide</a> (you've already completed step 1 by getting this far)</li>
</ol>
</div>
<div class="subcontainer">
<h2>FAQ</h2>
<dl>
<dt>Q: The chat is broken</dt>
<dd>A: That's not a question, but I know. I'm working on it.</dd>
</dl>
</div>
</div>
</div>
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
</body>
</html>

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@@ -52,6 +52,7 @@
"Better change tactics",
"honk.wmv",
"bomk",
"Degenerate",
"guys literally only want one thing",
"Dame da ne~!",
"You can't look up with your tongue out",
@@ -112,6 +113,16 @@
// - Me, context forgotten
"\"Brett has Mrs. Chapman nipples\"",
// - Me
"\"28 - 6 >= Fuck You\"",
// - Me
"\"I fuck dirt\"",
// - Me
"\"Glorious Soviet manmeat\"",
// - Me
"\"Ah shit, soap! I'm getting hard!\""
// - Me
"\"Tom Nook has whores in stock\"",
// - Me
"\"I suck a lot of dick, get over here\"",
// - Brett
"\"This was worth sucking dick\"",
@@ -136,8 +147,12 @@
// - Jacob
"\"Much edge\"",
// - Jacob
"\"Ranked sudoku\"",
// - Jacob
"\"Oh it's a bear\"",
// - Lea, moments before being mauled by a grizzly bear
"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
// - Lea
"\"I'm in danger!\"",
// - At least four of us, constantly shittalking
"\"He got cancer and became a Nazi\"",
@@ -160,12 +175,12 @@
// - Syd
"\"I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna-\"",
// - Tex of BPL, just before he farts medical into the next universe
"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
// - vampqu33n
"\"Fixing PHP is like coming home\"",
// - JE
"\"Now the Nazi party thinks I'm their little pogchamp\"",
// - Jacob, after I said he's my little pogchamp
"\"Fuck you, I had three ass surgeries!\"",
// - Jacob
"\"They're children you thirsty whores\"",
// - Sam
"\"Pichu is illegal\"",
@@ -176,6 +191,10 @@
// - Also Sam
"\"There's no D in BDSM\"",
// - Rachael
"\"Beans fuck\"",
// - Preston
"\"So that's 9/11\"",
// - Lena
"God dammit, Sam",
"God dammit, Jacob",
"God dammit",

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</div>
<div class="spsubsection">
<h4>desu.ltd</h4>
<a href="https://desu.ltd">Index</a>
<a href="https://git.desu.ltd">Gitea</a>
<a href="http://local.desu.ltd">Local</a>
<a href="https://netbox.desu.ltd">Netbox</a>
<a href="https://nagios.desu.ltd">Nagios</a>
</div>
<div class="spsubsection">
<h4>9iron</h4>
<a href="https://9iron.club">Index</a>
<h4>Others</h4>
<a href="https://9iron.club">9iron</a>
<a href="http://local.desu.ltd">Localnet</a>
</div>
<div class="spsubsection">
<h4>Resources</h4>

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/* CUSTOM DIVS AND SPANS */
a.quickbutton {
background: var(--background-bright);
background: var(--link);
border-radius: 8px;
box-shadow: 5px 5px var(--shadow);
color: var(--background);
display: block;
font-size: 150%;
margin: 0.5em 0;