Correct protocol for local.desu.ltd

src/common-subtitle.php

@@ -124,8 +124,12 @@
 		// - Brett
 		"\"Be grody on my back. Wait-\"",
 		// - Brett
+		"\"Let's get this cock onto a tray!\"",
+		// - Brett
 		"\"This is Hell, they are all prostitutes.\"",
 		// - Jordyn
+		"\"Isn't an asshole like a brass instrument?\"",
+		// - Jordyn
 		"\"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher\"",
 		// - Jacob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJRkFLFnv3c
 		"\"OHNO!\"",
@@ -162,8 +166,14 @@
 		// - Jacob, after I said he's my little pogchamp
 		"\"They're children you thirsty whores\"",
 		// - Sam
+		"\"Pichu is illegal\"",
+		// - Sam
+		"\"DEDEDE FUCKS\"",
+		// - Sam
 		"\"Imagine 'Blades of Glory' but they fuck\"",
 		// - Also Sam
+		"\"There's no D in BDSM\"",
+		// - Rachael
 		"God dammit, Sam",
 		"God dammit, Jacob",
 		"God dammit",

startpage/index.php

@@ -23,6 +23,7 @@
 					<h4>desu.ltd</h4>
 					<a href="https://desu.ltd">Index</a>
 					<a href="https://git.desu.ltd">Gitea</a>
+					<a href="http://local.desu.ltd">Local</a>
 				</div>
 				<div class="spsubsection">
 					<h4>9iron</h4>