textmod/Messages.txt

{
	"strings":
	{
		"PLAYER_KILLED_MESSAGE": "<style=cEvent>{1} just fucked {0}</color>",
		"PLAYER_DIED_MESSAGE": "<style=cEvent>{0} committed die.</color>",
		"PLAYER_PICKUP": "<style=cEvent>{0} yoinked {1}{2}</color>",
		"PLAYER_PICKUP_2P": "<style=cEvent>You got {1}{2}</color>",
		"PLAYER_CONNECTED": "<style=cEvent>{0} joined.</color>",
		"PLAYER_DISCONNECTED": "<style=cEvent>{0} left.</color>",
		"PLAYER_ACTIVATED_TELEPORTER_2P": "<style=cEvent>You found a <style=cDeath>Stage Advancinator <sprite name=\"TP\" tint=1></style>.</style>",
		"PLAYER_ACTIVATED_TELEPORTER": "<style=cEvent>{0} hit the <style=cDeath>Thing <sprite name=\"TP\" tint=1></style>.</style>",
		"PLAYER_PING_DEFAULT" : "<style=cSub>{0} missed.</style>",
		"PLAYER_PING_ENEMY" : "<style=cIsHealth>{0} needs {1} to not.</style>",
		"PLAYER_PING_INTERACTABLE" : "<style=cIsDamage>{0} sees a {1}.</style>",
		"PLAYER_PING_INTERACTABLE_WITH_COST" : "<style=cIsDamage>{0} sees a {1} ({2}).</style>",
		"PLAYER_PING_COOLDOWN" : "<style=cEvent>Slow your roll, hedgehog.</style>",
		"MONSTER_PICKUP": "<style=cWorldEvent>{0} got a {1}{2}</color>",
		"PORTAL_SHOP_WILL_OPEN":"<style=cWorldEvent>Noot noot..</style>",
		"PORTAL_SHOP_OPEN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>There's a Family Dollar on the left</style>",
		"PORTAL_GOLDSHORES_WILL_OPEN":"<style=cWorldEvent>Shoutouts to simpleflips</style>",
		"PORTAL_GOLDSHORES_OPEN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Remember to go to twitch.tv/simpleflips</style>",
		"PORTAL_MS_WILL_OPEN":"<style=cWorldEvent>The bridge is coming up</style>",
		"PORTAL_MS_OPEN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Exit life, stage right</style>",
		"STONEGATE_OPEN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Two dumb lizards in a cave are ready for you</style>",
		"VULTURE_EGG_WARNING" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Nobody steals our chicks...</style>",
		"VULTURE_EGG_BEGIN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>...and <color=#FF7F7F>lives</color>.</style>",
		"LUNAR_TELEPORTER_IDLE" : "<style=cWorldEvent>The Master Gate doesn't like good music</style>",
		"LUNAR_TELEPORTER_ACTIVE" : "<style=cWorldEvent>The Master Gate quietly plays Purple Haze</style>",

		"BAZAAR_SEER_NAME" : "Next Stop",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_CONTEXT" : "Get Off the Bus",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_GOLEMPLAINS" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Flat is justice</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_BLACKBEACH" : "<style=cWorldEvent>Extra thicc</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_GOOLAKE" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"I've got nerves of steel and muscles of sand!\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_FOGGYSWAMP" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do nothing!\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_FROZENWALL" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"Pinheeeeaaaadddd!\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_WISPGRAVEYARD" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"What's so special about dumb ol' Texas?\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_DAMPCAVESIMPLE" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"Patar fwee fwee!\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_SHIPGRAVEYARD" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"Leedle leedle leedle lee...\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_GOLDSHORES" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!\"</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_SKYMEADOW" : "<style=cWorldEvent>bruh</style>",
		"BAZAAR_SEER_MOON" : "<style=cWorldEvent>\"A one-way ticket to pain!\"</style>",

		"FAMILY_GOLEM" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Gravel hurts to walk on barefoot</style>",
		"FAMILY_JELLYFISH" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] There's a long line at the snack bar</style>",
		"FAMILY_WISP" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Bring your blood pressure medication</style>",
		"FAMILY_BEETLE" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Silly Beebles think they can handle it</style>",
		"FAMILY_IMP" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] You interrupted an imp family dinner</style>",
		"FAMILY_LEMURIAN" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Barney will remember that...</style>",
		"FAMILY_PARENT" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] It smells like a fresh cut lawn</style>",
		"FAMILY_MUSHRUM" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Moshi moshi</style>",
		"FAMILY_LUNAR" : "<style=cWorldEvent>[WARNING] Somehow, you got a family event on the moon. Nice.</style>",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_0_2P" : "You are dead. Not big surprise.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_0" : "{0} is dead. Not big surprise.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_1_2P" : "Good flip.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_1" : "{0} did a flip.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_2_2P" : "You died extremely painfully.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_2" : "{0} was found in the wreckage.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_3_2P" : "Kept ya waiting, huh?",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_3" : "{0} is still in a dream.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_4_2P" : "You don't feel so good.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_4" : "{0} was turned to dust, reduced to atoms.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_5_2P" : "Bruh",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_5" : "{0}",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_6_2P" : "Pick a new guy next time.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_6" : "{0} should pick a new guy.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_7_2P" : "Fuck.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_7" : "{0}. Fuck.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_8_2P" : "Broke my leg.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_8" : "{0} broke his leg.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_9_2P" : "You've been voted off the island.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_9" : "{0} was voted off the island.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_10_2P" : "You fucked up.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_10" : "{0} fucked up.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_11_2P" : "According to all known laws of aviation, you're dead.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_11" : "{0} quoted the Bee Movie and died.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_12_2P" : "\"Maybe some day...\"",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_12" : "{0} disobeyed the Magic Conch.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_13_2P" : "\"Oh man. It itches.\"",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_13" : "{0} is doomed to the Iron Butt.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_14_2P" : "It was inevitable.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_14" : "Urist Mc{0} has died.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_15_2P" : "Hamborgar",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_15" : "{0} was too Hungary.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_16_2P" : "Fucking weeb.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_16" : "{0} is a fucking weeb.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_17_2P" : "BY THE EMPEROR",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_17" : "{0} has been tried for heresy against the Emperium.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_18_2P" : "Get styled upon.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_18" : "{0} was styled upon.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_19_2P" : "Get bike locked",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_19" : "{0} got bike locked.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_20_2P" : "Sucks to suck",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_20" : "Sucks to suck, {0}",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_21_2P" : "That was definitely not your fault.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_21" : "That was definitely not {0}'s fault.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_22_2P" : "That was absolutely your fault.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_22" : "That was absolutely {0}'s fault.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_23_2P" : "You walk toward the light",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_23" : "{0} walks toward the light.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_24_2P" : "Astolfo.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_24" : "{0}. Astolfo.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_25_2P" : "Added that one to the site.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_25" : "{0} added a subtitle to 9iron.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_26_2P" : "Your crusade against Dracula will never be realized.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_26" : "Is that THE {0} Castlevania?",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_27_2P" : "No cigar.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_27" : "{0} was close, but no cigar.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_28_2P" : "Decimated",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_28" : "{0} was killed by 9/10ths of his unit.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_29_2P" : "Ain't nothin gonna break my style.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_29" : "{0} was slowed down.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_30_2P" : "\"Alexa,\"",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_30" : "{0} IS DEAD THIS IS SO SAD",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_31_2P" : "Are ya winning, son?",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_31" : "{0} is not winning.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_32_2P" : "PUYO",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_32" : "{0} wants to play Tetris.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_33_2P" : "It's almost cheating.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_33" : "{0} went hunting with a cougar.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_34_2P" : "being meguka is suffering",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_34" : "{0} is meguka",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_35_2P" : "Desu.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_35" : "{0} is dead desu.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_36_2P" : "Don't bite the curb.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_36" : "{0} bit the curb.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_37_2P" : "Interesting choice.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_37" : "{0} didn't pan out.",
		
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_BRITTLEDEATH_2P" : "Every morning you break your legs.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_BRITTLEDEATH" : "{0} was born with glass bones and paper skin.",
		
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_VOIDDEATH_2P" : "Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_VOIDDEATH" : "{0} violated the law.",

		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_0_2P": "You slipped and slid on that banana peel.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_0": "{0} is not number 1",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_1_2P": "You parried the ground and missed.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_1": "{0} didn't parry the ground.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_2_2P": "MY LEG",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_2": "{0}: MY LEG! Myyy leeeegg!",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_3_2P": "Did not squeaky that one.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_3": "{0} did not proc Tougher Times.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_4_2P": "Hey, Frailty is on.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_4": "{0} forgot about Frailty.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_5_2P": "You lost a fight with gravity.",
		"PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_5": "{0} lost a fight with gravity.",
	}
}