Trim the fat from .profile

Still have so much to do though

base/.profile

@@ -1,15 +1,13 @@
 #!/bin/sh
-
-# Copyright (c) 2017 rehashedsalt/vintagesalt
+#
+# My shell profile
+#
+# Copyright (c) 2017-2022 Jacob Babor
 # Licensed under the terms of the MIT license
-
-## POSIX NOTICE
-# This script, or at least the parts expected to be run by a standard sh
-# implementation, should be fully POSIX-compliant. If it is not, open a bug
-# report at git.9iron.club/salt/home and I'll take care of it.
+#
 
 ## SHELLCHECK
-# Not finding these sources is none of my concern; they're out of scope
+# Yeah whatever I don't care that you can't find these
 # shellcheck disable=1091
 # shellcheck disable=1090
 # I'm well aware of when functions are defined vs used
@@ -55,11 +53,6 @@ has() {
 	command -v "$1" > /dev/null 2>&1
 }
 
-# Doot
-if ! has doot; then
-	alias doot="echo Doot doot."
-fi
-
 # Grab pip completion, if it exists
 if has pip; then
 	case "$_baseshell" in
@@ -81,34 +74,6 @@ if has pip; then
 			;;
 	esac
 fi
-if has kubectl; then
-	case "$_baseshell" in
-		*bash)
-			if ! [ -f "$HOME/.kubectl-completion-bash" ]; then
-				kubectl completion bash > "$HOME/.kubectl-completion-bash"
-				echo ".profile: Created kubectl completion for bash"
-			fi
-			. "$HOME/.kubectl-completion-bash"
-			;;
-		*)
-			;;
-	esac
-fi
-if has terraform; then
-	case "$_baseshell" in
-		*bash)
-			complete -C "$(which terraform)" terraform
-			;;
-		*)
-			;;
-	esac
-fi
-
-# Set up go, if we have it
-if has go; then
-	export GOPATH="$HOME/.local/go"
-	[ "${PATH#*$GOPATH}" = "$PATH" ] && export PATH="$PATH:$GOPATH/bin"
-fi
 
 # Grab dircolors, if it exists
 if has dircolors; then
@@ -127,35 +92,11 @@ for editor in vim vi nano; do
 		break
 	fi
 done
-alias e='$EDITOR'
 
 # Now for a shitton of aliases
-if ! has define; then
-	if has mate-dictionary; then
-		alias define='mate-dictionary -n --look-up'
-	fi
-fi
-if ! has helpme; then
-	# https://breanneboland.com/blog/2020/02/28/you-can-put-what-in-dns-txt-records-a-blog-post-for-con-west-2020/
-	alias helpme='dig +short txt "$(( RANDOM % 50 )).maybethiscould.work"'
-fi
-if has emerge; then
-	alias e-depclean='sudo emerge -a --depclean'
-	alias e-inst='sudo emerge -a --jobs --tree --quiet-build y'
-	alias e-upgrade='sudo emerge -DNUua --jobs --tree --quiet-build y --with-bdeps=y --keep-going --backtrack=1000 @world'
-	alias e-newuse='sudo emerge -Uva --jobs --tree --quiet-build y @world'
-	alias e-search='emerge -s'
-	alias e-sync='sudo emerge --sync'
-	if has eclean; then
-		alias e-cleanup='sudo eclean -d distfiles && sudo eclean -d packages'
-	fi
-fi
 if has firestarter and ! has fs; then
 	alias fs="firestarter"
 fi
-if has fork; then
-	alias dup="fork $TERMINAL $PWD"
-fi
 if has git; then
 	# Thanks Bash-it!
 	alias g='git'
@@ -243,22 +184,6 @@ if has git; then
 	# Show untracked files
 	alias gu='git ls-files . --exclude-standard --others'
 fi
-if has kubectl; then
-	alias k='kubectl'
-fi
-if has nc; then
-	# I'm not sorry
-	alias blinkenlights='nc -v towel.blinkenlights.nl 23'
-fi
-if has ptgdp; then
-	song() {
-		if [ -z "$*" ]; then
-			echo "song: Requires an argument"
-			return 1
-		fi
-		echo "$*" | ptgdp -p
-	}
-fi
 if has sed && has find; then
 	replace() {
 		if [ $# -ne 2 ]; then
@@ -286,11 +211,6 @@ if has tree; then
 	alias ts="tree $treeargs -hL 2"
 	unset treeargs
 fi
-if has vault; then
-	alias vlogin="vault login -method=ldap username=$(whoami)"
-	alias vls="vault list"
-	alias vr="vault read"
-fi
 
 # Aliases for common utilities
 if [ "$(uname)" = "Linux" ] || has brew; then
@@ -395,7 +315,6 @@ case "$_baseshell" in
 esac
 
 # Clean up
-unset gnubin
 unset -v _baseshell
 unset -f has