Add more Sam quotes

Unfortunately, I can't use --load, I'll have to use --push directly

.dockerignore

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+.git
+.gitignore
+.templates
+deploy.sh
+README.md
+test.sh

.gitignore

@@ -1,2 +1 @@
 *.swp
-/files

.gitlab-ci.yml

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+#
+# This guy is awesome: https://dev.to/bzinoun/gitlab-ci-to-build-and-push-containers-to-registry-538a
+#
+
+image: morlay/buildx:607a2ce
+variables:
+  # DinD's vfs driver is pretty intensive; this is less so
+  DOCKER_DRIVER: overlay2
+  CI_HUB_USERNAME: rehashedsalt
+stages:
+  - build
+#  - test
+  - push
+services:
+  - docker:dind
+before_script:
+  - echo -n "$CI_LOGIN_PASSWORD" | docker login -u "$CI_LOGIN_USERNAME" --password-stdin
+  - docker version
+  - docker info
+after_script:
+  - docker logout hub.docker.com
+
+# BUILD
+Build:
+  stage: build
+  script:
+    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest || true
+    - docker buildx create --use
+    - >
+      docker buildx build
+      --pull
+      --platform linux/amd64,linux/arm64
+      --cache-from $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
+      --tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+      --push
+      .
+    - docker images
+
+# TEST
+# TODO: Fix this
+#Test_HTTP_200:
+#  stage: test
+#  script:
+#    - apk add curl
+#    - docker run -d -p 8889:80 $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+#    - sleep 10
+#    - docker ps
+#    - netstat -tulpn
+#    - curl localhost:8889 | grep -ie '200 OK'
+#    - docker kill $(docker ps -q)
+
+# PUSH
+Push_When_Tag:
+  stage: push
+  only:
+    - tags
+  script:
+    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+    - >
+      docker tag
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
+    - >
+      docker tag
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
+    - docker images
+    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
+    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
+Push_Bleeding:
+  stage: push
+  script:
+    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+    - >
+      docker tag
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
+    - docker images
+    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding

Dockerfile

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+FROM php:7-apache
+COPY ./ /var/www/html/
+EXPOSE 80

README.md

@@ -6,6 +6,16 @@ A website for me and my friends.
 
 This repo is a ready-to-go webroot. `git clone` and configure Apache. `git pull` for updates.
 
+## Docker
+
+You can pull the image from `rehashedsalt/9iron`. The `:latest` tag will always have the latest git tag applied and the `:bleeding` tag will always be the latest *commit*.
+
+The following directories contain stateful content that you will be interested in keeping in a PV:
+
+* `/var/www/html/files`
+
+The image listens on `:80` and does not terminate SSL; proxy connections if you're interested in that.
+
 ## Random Subtitles
 
 I've got random subtitles generated at page load. Hit me up (i.e. open an issue) if you've got dumb ideas for some.

deploy.sh

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-#! /bin/sh
-#
-# post-deploy.sh
-# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
-#
-# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
-#
-
-ssh -t salt@www.9iron.club sudo git -C /var/www/www.9iron.club pull
-

minecraft/packs/current

@@ -1 +1 @@
-1.7.10-magicpack
+null

src/common-subtitle.php

@@ -110,6 +110,8 @@
 		// - Me, irritating Sam
 		"\"My heart runs Linux\"",
 		// - Me, context forgotten
+		"\"Brett has Mrs. Chapman nipples\"",
+		// - Me
 		"\"I suck a lot of dick, get over here\"",
 		// - Brett
 		"\"This was worth sucking dick\"",
@@ -122,8 +124,12 @@
 		// - Brett
 		"\"Be grody on my back. Wait-\"",
 		// - Brett
+		"\"Let's get this cock onto a tray!\"",
+		// - Brett
 		"\"This is Hell, they are all prostitutes.\"",
 		// - Jordyn
+		"\"Isn't an asshole like a brass instrument?\"",
+		// - Jordyn
 		"\"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher\"",
 		// - Jacob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJRkFLFnv3c
 		"\"OHNO!\"",
@@ -160,8 +166,14 @@
 		// - Jacob, after I said he's my little pogchamp
 		"\"They're children you thirsty whores\"",
 		// - Sam
+		"\"Pichu is illegal\"",
+		// - Sam
+		"\"DEDEDE FUCKS\"",
+		// - Sam
 		"\"Imagine 'Blades of Glory' but they fuck\"",
 		// - Also Sam
+		"\"There's no D in BDSM\"",
+		// - Rachael
 		"God dammit, Sam",
 		"God dammit, Jacob",
 		"God dammit",

styles/styles.css

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 :root {
 	--background-bright: #fdfcfa;
 	--background: #ecebe9;
-	--line: #d6d5d3;
+	--line: rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
 	--greenlink: #327117;
 	--greenlink-hover: #47b625;
 	--link: #286a9d;
 	--link-hover: #3ea5f3;
-	--shadow: 8px -5px #d6d5d3;
+	--shadow: 8px -5px rgba(0,0,0,0.1);
 	--text: #414040;
 	--text-code: #a7674e;
 }

test.sh

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-#! /bin/sh
-#
-# test.sh
-# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
-#
-# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
-#
-
-php -S localhost:8000
-