textmod/Artifacts.txt

{
	"strings":
	{
		"ARTIFACT_GLASS_NAME": "Glass Bones and Paper Skin",
		"ARTIFACT_GLASS_DESCRIPTION" : "\"Every morning, I break my legs. Every afternoon, I break my arms.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_BOMB_NAME" : "Dying for Pie",
		"ARTIFACT_BOMB_DESCRIPTION" : "\"They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_NAME" : "Secret Box",
		"ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_DESCRIPTION" : "\"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...\"",

		"ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_NAME" : "Free Balloon Day",
		"ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_DESCRIPTION" : "\"I stole a balloon!\"",

		"ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_NAME": "The Algae is Always Greener",
		"ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_DESCRIPTION": "\"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!\"",

		"ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_NAME": "I Had An Accident",
		"ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_DESCRIPTION": "\"One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_NAME": "Shanghaied",
		"ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "\"Look, Patrick! A real, live ghost mop!\"",

		"ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_NAME": "He Can Do It in Nine!",
		"ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_DESCRIPTION": "\"Patric, shush!\"",

		"ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_NAME": "Is This the Krusty Krab?",
		"ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_DESCRIPTION": "\"No, this is Patrick.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_NAME": "Eek! A gorilla!",
		"ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_DESCRIPTION": "\"I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_NAME": "Meahoy, memoyay?",
		"ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_DESCRIPTION": "\"Take it easy. It's just a drawing.\"",

		"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_NAME": "Iron",
		"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "Death carries a heavy price...",
		"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE": "<style=cDeath><b>Good going, {0}</b></style>",
		"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE_2P": "<style=cDeath><b>Way to go, slugger.</b></style>",

		"ARTIFACT_SWARMS_NAME": "Anchovies",
		"ARTIFACT_SWARMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"ANCHOVIES!\"",

		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_NAME": "You Get Three Wishes",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_DESCRIPTION": "\"Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!\"",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_INTERACTION_PROMPT": "Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_INTERACTION_HEADER" : "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_WHITE_NAME" : "Basic Bitch Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_GREEN_NAME" : "Pretty Good Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_RED_NAME" : "Really Good Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_YELLOW_NAME" : "Friggin Weird Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_ORANGE_NAME" : "Citrus Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_BLUE_NAME" : "Dutchman's Wish",
		"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_UNKNOWN_NAME" : "Wish?",

		"ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_NAME": "You STOLE It!",
		"ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my [Tougher Times]?\"",

		"ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_NAME": "CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS",
		"ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_DESCRIPTION": "y",

		"ARTIFACT_NONE_NAME" : "Please to Not Do",
		"ARTIFACT_NONE_DESCRIPTION" : "How about don't."
	}
}