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.gitlab-ci.yml
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.gitlab-ci.yml
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#
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# This guy is awesome: https://dev.to/bzinoun/gitlab-ci-to-build-and-push-containers-to-registry-538a
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#
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image: morlay/buildx:607a2ce
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variables:
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# DinD's vfs driver is pretty intensive; this is less so
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DOCKER_DRIVER: overlay2
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CI_HUB_USERNAME: rehashedsalt
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stages:
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- build
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# - test
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- push
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services:
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- docker:dind
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before_script:
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- echo -n "$CI_LOGIN_PASSWORD" | docker login -u "$CI_LOGIN_USERNAME" --password-stdin
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- docker version
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- docker info
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after_script:
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- docker logout hub.docker.com
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# BUILD
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Build:
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stage: build
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script:
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- docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest || true
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- docker buildx create --use
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- >
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docker buildx build
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--pull
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--platform linux/amd64,linux/arm64
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--cache-from $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
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--tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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--push
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.
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- docker images
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# TEST
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# TODO: Fix this
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#Test_HTTP_200:
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# stage: test
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# script:
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# - apk add curl
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# - docker run -d -p 8889:80 $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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# - sleep 10
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# - docker ps
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# - netstat -tulpn
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# - curl localhost:8889 | grep -ie '200 OK'
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# - docker kill $(docker ps -q)
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# PUSH
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Push_When_Tag:
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stage: push
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only:
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- tags
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script:
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- docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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- >
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docker tag
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
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- >
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docker tag
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
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- docker images
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- docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
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- docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
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Push_Bleeding:
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stage: push
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script:
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- docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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- >
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docker tag
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
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$CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
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- docker images
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- docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
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Dockerfile
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Dockerfile
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FROM php:7-apache
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COPY ./ /var/www/html/
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EXPOSE 80
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about/index.php
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about/index.php
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<!DOCTYPE html>
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<html>
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<head>
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<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
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<title>About - Desu, Ltd.</title>
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</head>
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<body>
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<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
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<div class="content">
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<div class="section">
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<h1>About desu.ltd</h1>
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<p>desu.ltd is free and open-source software (to the degree that these documents can be considered software). It hosts its own source under a git repo at <a href="https://git.desu.ltd/salt/desultd">git.desu.ltd/salt/desultd</a>.</p>
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<p>While the repo may say different, if you're reading this text, you can use any content within this site that I hold rights to under the terms of the Creative Commons CC0 license. I really don't give a shit.</p>
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<h1>Contact Information</h1>
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<p>You can contact me using the email address I use for my commits. You can also get ahold of me over these applications:
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<ul>
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<li>Fedi: <code>@salt@cowfee.moe</code></li>
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</ul>
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</div>
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</div>
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<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
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</body>
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</html>
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ascii/ahegao/ahegao2
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ascii/ahegao/ahegao2
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⣿⣿⣷⡁⢆⠈⠕⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢔⢂⢕⢄⠂⣂⠂⠆⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂
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⣿⣿⣿⡷⠊⡢⡹⣦⡑⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⢕⢂⠕⠔⠌⠝⠛⠶⠶⢶⣦⣄⢂⢕⢂⢕
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⣿⣿⠏⣠⣾⣦⡐⢌⢿⣷⣦⣅⡑⠕⠡⠐⢿⠿⣛⠟⠛⠛⠛⠛⠡⢷⡈⢂⢕⢂
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⠟⣡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⣑⠝⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡵⢁⣤⣶⣶⣿⢿⢿⢿⡟⢻⣤⢑⢂
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⣾⣿⣿⡿⢟⣛⣻⣿⣿⣿⣦⣬⣙⣻⣿⣿⣷⣿⣿⢟⢝⢕⢕⢕⢕⢽⣿⣿⣷⣔
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⣿⣿⠵⠚⠉⢀⣀⣀⣈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⢷⣂⣠⣴⣾⡿⡿⡻⡻⣿⣿⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣵⣵⣷⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿
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⢌⠻⣿⡿⡫⡪⡪⡪⡪⣺⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃
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⠣⡁⠹⡪⡪⡪⡪⣪⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⠐⢉⢍⢄⢌⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠈
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⡣⡘⢄⠙⣾⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠠⠈
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⠌⢊⢂⢣⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢅⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢜⠠⠈
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⠄⠁⠕⢝⡢⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⣑⣑⣑⣵⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⣿⠠⠈
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⠨⡂⡀⢑⢕⡅⠂⠄⠉⠛⠻⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢋⢔⢕⢕⣿⣿⠠⠈
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⠄⠪⣂⠁⢕⠆⠄⠂⠄⠁⡀⠂⡀⠄⢈⠉⢍⢛⢛⢛⢋⢔⢕⢕⢕⣽⣿⣿⠠⠈
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ascii/ahegao/ahegao3
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ascii/ahegao/ahegao3
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⣿⡇⠘⡇⢀⣶⣶⠄⠈⣾⡟⢂⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢉⢾⢃⣿⣿⡟⣸⢸⣿⣿⣸
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⣿⢸⣦⢧⢸⣿⣿⢱⠄⠄⣇⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢟⣼⣿⡯⠸⣿⢳⢱⡏⣼⣿⢇⣿
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⡏⣾⢽⣼⢸⣿⣿⡘⣆⢀⠛⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣫⣾⣿⣿⢇⣿⠂⢌⡾⡇⣿⡿⢸⣿
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⢧⣿⠄⢹⢸⣿⣿⣷⣭⢸⡄⣿⣿⣿⢋⣵⣿⣿⡿⠟⡨⡡⠄⣾⣿⡆⣭⡇⣿⣿
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⣼⡏⡀⠄⢀⢿⣿⣿⡟⣾⡇⣿⡿⣡⢁⣿⣿⣫⡶⢃⡵⣡⣿⣮⡻⡇⣿⢸⣮⢿
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⣿⡇⣧⢠⠸⡎⡍⡭⢾⡏⣧⢋⢾⠏⣼⣿⣿⠿⣵⣾⣕⠿⣿⣿⣷⢡⠏⣾⣿⣿
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⣿⠁⣿⠈⠄⠄⢃⢹⡀⠸⢸⢿⠸⢰⢻⢿⣟⢁⣀⠄⠄⠉⠒⢝⢿⠸⣴⣿⣿⣿
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⡍⠇⣿⣷⢰⢰⢸⠄⡃⡆⠈⠈⡀⡌⠠⠸⠃⣿⣏⡳⢷⢄⡀⠄⠄⠰⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⡇⠄⠸⣿⢸⣿⣶⡄⣇⠃⡇⡄⡇⠁⠃⠄⠈⢊⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣦⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿
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⡇⠄⠄⢻⣸⣿⣿⠏⡙⢸⣇⣡⢰⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⡁⢱⢈⢿⣿⡿⡄⣰⣶⣿⣿⣿
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⡇⠄⠄⠄⢻⣿⡿⢰⡇⠆⠲⠶⣝⠾⠸⢴⢠⠄⠇⢸⢸⠄⡶⡜⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⢏
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⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⢿⡇⠧⢣⣸⣦⣄⣀⠁⠓⢸⣄⠸⢀⠄⡀⡀⡪⣽⣿⣿⢿⣿⢟⣬
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢧⠯⢸⣿⣿⣿⡿⠰⣷⠄⣿⣇⡿⠄⡀⠦⣰⣿⡿⣱⣿⡏⢾⣫
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣌⢌⢿⣿⣿⠇⠼⢃⢠⢇⣻⣧⣿⡡⣸⣿⠿⢁⡟⢁⣳⣿⣿
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠳⢝⣒⣒⠰⣘⣴⡧⠿⣿⣛⡯⣱⡿⣫⢎⣪⣎⣿⣧⢻⠿
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printf("<pre id=%s>%s</pre>", $fileinfo2->getFilename(), file_get_contents($fileinfo2->getPathname()));
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⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣴⣿⣿⠿⣫⣥⣄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
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⣿⢱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣝⡮⡻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠛⣋⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
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|
⢿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡕⣡⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⡟⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣦⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⢛⠷⡹⣿⠋⣉⣠⣤⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⢹⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣷⡝⣿⡞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠋⠁⣠⣤⣤⣦⣽⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠘⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡹⣿⡼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣹⡿⠟⠉⡀⠄⠄⢿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣼⣛⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⠿⢟⣻⡽⢚⣤⡞⠄⠄⠄⢸⣿
|
||||||
14
ascii/memes/booba
Normal file
14
ascii/memes/booba
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
|
|||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢋⢐⢔⣴⣬⣕⣔⣌⣬⣩⡹⣛⣛⢻⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡿⠇⢔⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣟⣷⣶⢧⣮⣍⣝⢻⢿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⠟⡑⢅⠕⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠟⢻⣿⣶⠊
|
||||||
|
⡏⢌⢌⠢⡡⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⢸⣿⡇⠄
|
||||||
|
⠨⡂⠆⠕⢌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⠧⠾⢛⣭⣴
|
||||||
|
⠨⡂⠕⢅⠕⡸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⠿⢟⢛⠫⡋⢅⠕⡐⠔⡰⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⡑⢌⠪⡐⢬⢢⢩⢙⢍⠍⢕⢑⠰⡈⡢⡑⢅⠢⡑⢌⠢⡑⢌⢊⠆⣹⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⡨⢂⠕⡨⢂⢅⢃⠇⢧⢹⡸⡸⣘⣒⢲⢸⢰⢱⢸⢰⢱⡘⡜⡔⣹⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣶⣕⡨⢂⠆⢕⠨⡂⢆⠪⡘⢌⢊⠪⡊⡚⠜⡊⡪⢊⠜⡨⢐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⠉⠛⠿⢿⣷⣷⣥⣎⣔⡡⡊⢌⠢⢡⢑⠌⡌⢌⠢⡊⢔⣡⠂⠈⠉⠿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⠿⣿⠉⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠹⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠻⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡿⠿⠿⢿⣿⡟⠛⠿⣿⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⢈⡁⢸⣿⡇⢰⡆⢸⣿⡇⢰⡆⢸⣿⡇⣉⠄⣿⡿⠁⠃⠹⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣼⣿⣧⣤⣤⣿⣧⣼⣿⣤⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
6
ascii/memes/cock
Normal file
6
ascii/memes/cock
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
|
|||||||
|
░█████╗░░█████╗░░█████╗░██╗░░██╗
|
||||||
|
██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██║░██╔╝
|
||||||
|
██║░░╚═╝██║░░██║██║░░╚═╝█████═╝░
|
||||||
|
██║░░██╗██║░░██║██║░░██╗██╔═██╗░
|
||||||
|
╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝██║░╚██╗
|
||||||
|
░╚════╝░░╚════╝░░╚════╝░╚═╝░░╚═╝
|
||||||
14
ascii/memes/happyboat
Normal file
14
ascii/memes/happyboat
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
|
|||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠤⠴⠶⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢀⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠟⢹⣋⣀⡀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣠⣼⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠳⣤⣙⠟⠛⢻⠿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⠉⠀⢸⠀⢀⣠⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣦⣼⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠿⢿⡿⠿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣼⣷⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡈⠉⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠉⠂⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣸⣧⣠⣤⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
12
ascii/memes/illuminati
Normal file
12
ascii/memes/illuminati
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
|
|||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⡴⢦⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢎⣜⣉⣉⣧⡱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢃⡞⠒⣒⣒⠒⢳⡘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⢡⣎⡩⠭⠤⠤⠭⢍⣱⡜⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⢡⡯⠴⢒⣈⣩⣉⣑⡒⠠⣹⡌⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⣡⣣⠔⡺⡋⡁⢀⡀⢈⠙⢟⠢⣝⣄⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣰⡟⠁⢰⡓⢎⣀⣸⣿⣷⡱⢚⡆⠈⢻⣆⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⡼⣇⠣⡀⠸⡄⢊⢿⣿⣿⡿⡑⢠⠇⢀⠜⣸⢧⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⢠⢋⢼⡙⢌⠳⣍⠲⢽⣄⣁⠂⠐⣈⣠⡯⠔⣡⠞⡡⢊⣧⡙⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⠀⣠⢃⣞⠣⡙⠦⡑⠦⣍⡒⠤⠬⠭⠭⠥⠤⢒⣩⠴⢊⠴⢋⠜⣳⡘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
|
||||||
|
⣰⣃⣛⣚⣓⣚⣓⣚⣓⣒⣛⣛⣓⣒⣒⣚⣛⣛⣒⣚⣓⣚⣓⣚⣒⣛⣘⣆⠀⠀
|
||||||
22
ascii/memes/nou1
Normal file
22
ascii/memes/nou1
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
|
|||||||
|
⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
|
||||||
11
ascii/memes/squid
Normal file
11
ascii/memes/squid
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,11 @@
|
|||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣤⣴⣶⣶⣾⣿⣷⣶⣶⣦⣄⡀
|
||||||
|
⠀⢠⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣭⣭⣭⣭⣭⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣀
|
||||||
|
⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣯⣿⡶⠶⠶⠶⠶⣶⣭⣽⣿⣿⣷⣆
|
||||||
|
⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⠈⢿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠉⠁⠈⠉⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⡿⠃
|
||||||
|
⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⢴⣐⢦⠀⠀⠀⣴⡖⣦⠀⠀⠈
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠋⠀⠀⠀⠈⠛⠁
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡀
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⠀⠀⢀⡔⣻⣭⡇⠀⣼⣿⣿⣿⡇⠦⣬⣟⢓⡄
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||||||
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⠀⠀⠀⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠉⠉
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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⠿⠿⠟⠁
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14
ascii/owo/uwu1
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14
ascii/owo/uwu1
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@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
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⡆⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⠅⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⠕⠕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕
|
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⢐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣕⢕⢕⠕⠁⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⠅⡄⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕
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||||||
|
⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⠅⢗⢕⠕⣠⠄⣗⢕⢕⠕⢕⢕⢕⠕⢠⣿⠐⢕⢕⢕⠑⢕⢕⠵⢕
|
||||||
|
⢕⢕⢕⢕⠁⢜⠕⢁⣴⣿⡇⢓⢕⢵⢐⢕⢕⠕⢁⣾⢿⣧⠑⢕⢕⠄⢑⢕⠅⢕
|
||||||
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⢕⢕⠵⢁⠔⢁⣤⣤⣶⣶⣶⡐⣕⢽⠐⢕⠕⣡⣾⣶⣶⣶⣤⡁⢓⢕⠄⢑⢅⢑
|
||||||
|
⠍⣧⠄⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣔⢕⢄⢡⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡑⢕⢤⠱⢐
|
||||||
|
⢠⢕⠅⣾⣿⠋⢿⣿⣿⣿⠉⣿⣿⣷⣦⣶⣽⣿⣿⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢹⣷⣷⡅⢐
|
||||||
|
⣔⢕⢥⢻⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠈⠛⠛⠁⠄⣼⣿⣿⡇⢔
|
||||||
|
⢕⢕⢽⢸⢟⢟⢖⢖⢤⣶⡟⢻⣿⡿⠻⣿⣿⡟⢀⣿⣦⢤⢤⢔⢞⢿⢿⣿⠁⢕
|
||||||
|
⢕⢕⠅⣐⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⣿⣿⡄⠛⢀⣦⠈⠛⢁⣼⣿⢗⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡏⣘⢕
|
||||||
|
⢕⢕⠅⢓⣕⣕⣕⣕⣵⣿⣿⣿⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣕⢕⢕⢕⢕⡵⢀⢕⢕
|
||||||
|
⢑⢕⠃⡈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⢕⢕⢕
|
||||||
|
⣆⢕⠄⢱⣄⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⢁⢕⢕⠕⢁
|
||||||
|
⣿⣦⡀⣿⣿⣷⣶⣬⣍⣛⣛⣛⡛⠿⠿⠿⠛⠛⢛⣛⣉⣭⣤⣂⢜⠕⢑⣡⣴⣿
|
||||||
35
ascii/pol/obama
Normal file
35
ascii/pol/obama
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,35 @@
|
|||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠛⠛⠛⠉⠉⠉⠋⠛⠛⠛⠻⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠛⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⠋⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠹⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠘⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⢠⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⢀⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡁⠄⠄⢛⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⡈⢔⠸⣐⢕⢕⢵⢰⢱⢰⢐⢤⡡⡢⣕⢄⢢⢠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡁⠂⠅⢕⠌⡎⡎⣎⢎⢮⢮⣳⡳⣝⢮⢺⢜⢕⢕⢍⢎⠪⡐⠄⠁⠄⠸⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⢅⠣⡡⡣⣣⡳⡵⣝⡮⣗⣗⡯⣗⣟⡮⡮⣳⣣⣳⢱⢱⠱⣐⠄⠂⠄⢿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢂⢈⠢⡱⡱⡝⣮⣿⣟⣿⣽⣷⣿⣯⣿⣷⣿⣿⣿⣾⣯⣗⡕⡇⡇⠄⠂⡀⢹⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⢀⢂⢕⢸⢨⢪⢳⡫⣟⣿⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡺⡮⡣⡣⠠⢂⠒⢸⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠐⠄⡂⠆⡇⣗⣝⢮⢾⣻⣞⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢿⣽⣯⡯⣺⢸⢘⠨⠔⡅⢨⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⠋⠉⠙⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⠄⠄⠄⡂⡪⡪⡪⡮⡮⡯⣻⣽⣾⣿⣿⣿⣟⣿⣿⣿⣽⣿⣿⡯⣯⡺⡸⡰⡱⢐⡅⣼⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⠡⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠈⠆⠱⠑⠝⠜⠕⡝⡝⣞⢯⢿⣿⣿⡿⣟⣿⣿⣿⡿⡿⣽⣷⣽⡸⡨⡪⣂⠊⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⠡⠄⡨⣢⠐⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠍⡓⣗⡽⣝⠽⠍⠅⠑⠁⠉⠘⠘⠘⠵⡑⢜⢀⢀⢉⢽
|
||||||
|
⣿⠁⠠⢱⢘⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠈⠱⣁⠜⡘⠌⠄⠄⡪⣳⣟⡮⢅⠤⠠⠄⠄⣀⣀⡀⡀⠄⠈⡂⢲⡪⡠⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⡇⠨⣺⢐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠤⡠⡢⢒⠦⠠⠄⠄⠄⡸⢽⣟⢮⠢⡂⡐⠄⡈⡀⠤⡀⠄⠑⢄⠨⢸⡺⣐⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⠈⠕⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡂⡪⡐⡥⢤⣰⣰⣰⡴⡮⠢⠂⠄⠄⡊⢮⢺⢕⢵⢥⡬⣌⣒⡚⣔⢚⢌⢨⢚⠌⣾⡪⣾⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣆⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡑⢕⢕⡯⡷⣕⢧⢓⢭⠨⡀⠄⡂⠨⡨⣪⡳⣝⢝⡽⣻⣻⣞⢽⣲⢳⢱⢡⠱⠨⣟⢺⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⡅⠇⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠨⢪⢹⢽⢽⣺⢝⠉⠁⠁⠄⠄⠄⢌⢎⡖⡯⡎⡗⢝⠜⣶⣯⣻⢮⡻⣟⣳⡕⠅⣷⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣿⣷⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠔⡑⠕⠝⠄⡀⠄⠄⠊⢆⠂⠨⡪⣺⣮⣿⡾⡜⣜⡜⣄⠙⢞⣿⢿⡿⣗⢝⢸⣾⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⠠⠄⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠊⠺⡹⠳⡙⡜⡓⡭⡺⡀⠄⠣⡻⡹⡸⠨⣣⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠄⠄⣂⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢄⠤⡤⡄⡆⡯⡢⡣⡣⡓⢕⠽⣄⠄⠨⡂⢌⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠆⠄⠸⡂⠄⠄⠄⢀⠄⢀⠈⠄⠂⠁⠙⠝⠼⠭⠣⠣⠣⠑⠌⠢⠣⡣⡠⡘⣰⣱⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢑⠄⠈⡱⠄⢘⠄⡀⠨⢐⣧⣳⣷⣶⣦⣤⣴⣶⣶⣶⡶⠄⡠⡢⡕⣜⠎⡮⣣⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠢⠄⠨⠄⠄⠣⡀⠄⢀⢀⢙⠃⡿⢿⠿⡿⡿⢟⢋⢔⡱⣝⢜⡜⡪⡪⣵⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠅⠄⠡⠄⠄⠡⢀⢂⠢⡡⠡⠣⡑⣏⢯⡻⡳⣹⡺⡪⢎⠎⡆⢣⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠁⠄⢈⠄⢂⠕⡕⡝⢕⢎⢎⢮⢎⢯⢺⢸⢬⠣⢃⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⠨⡐⠌⢆⢇⢧⢭⣣⡳⣵⢫⣳⢱⠱⢑⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⡊⢌⢢⢡⢣⢪⡺⡪⡎⡎⡎⡚⣨⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣄⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠕⡅⢗⢕⡳⡭⣳⢕⠕⡱⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠌⠄⠑⠩⢈⢂⣱⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⡀⢄⠄⣀⠄⡀⣀⢠⢄⣖⣖⣞⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣱⡐⡕⡕⡽⣝⣟⣮⣾⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣵⣽⣸⣃⣧⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
22
ascii/weeb/thicc
Normal file
22
ascii/weeb/thicc
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
|
|||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠄⠁⠄⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡀⠠⠃⡐⡀⠠⣶⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣶⠄⠰⣤⣕⣿⣾⡇⠄⢛⠃⠄⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣻⠟⣻⣿⡇⠄⠧⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣟⢸⣻⣭⡙⢄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⡹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣓⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝
|
||||||
|
⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐
|
||||||
|
⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼
|
||||||
|
⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿⣿
|
||||||
14
ascii/weeb/weeb1
Normal file
14
ascii/weeb/weeb1
Normal file
@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
|
|||||||
|
⣿⡟⠙⠛⠋⠩⠭⣉⡛⢛⠫⠭⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⠖⠋⣀⡤⠄⠒⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣈⡭⠭⠄⠄⠄⠉⠙
|
||||||
|
⣿⡇⠄⠄⢀⣞⣡⠴⠚⠁⠄⠄⢀⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⣿⡇⠄⡴⠁⡜⣵⢗⢀⠄⢠⡔⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄
|
||||||
|
⣿⡇⡜⠄⡜⠄⠄⠄⠉⣠⠋⠠⠄⢀⡄⠄⠄⣠⣆⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸
|
||||||
|
⣿⠸⠄⡼⠄⠄⠄⠄⢰⠁⠄⠄⠄⠈⣀⣠⣬⣭⣛⠄⠁⠄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣿
|
||||||
|
⣏⠄⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠇⢀⣠⣴⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⡇⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⣾⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣸⠈⠄⠄⠰⠾⠴⢾⣻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⢀⠁⠄⠄⠄⢠⢸⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣆⠄⠆⠄⣦⣶⣦⣌⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣋⣀⣈⠙⠛⡛⠌⠄⠄⠄⠄⢸⢸⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠈⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠘⣿⣿⣿⡆⢀⣈⣉⢉⣿⣿⣯⣄⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⣿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⣿⡟⡜⠄⠄⠄⠄⠙⠿⣿⣧⣽⣍⣾⣿⠿⠛⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠃⢿⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⡿⠰⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⠉⠩⠔⠒⠉⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠘⣿
|
||||||
|
⣿⠃⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣀⢀⠄⠄⡀⡀⢀⣤⣴⣤⣤⣀⣀⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠁⢹
|
||||||
10
deploy.sh
10
deploy.sh
@@ -1,10 +0,0 @@
|
|||||||
#! /bin/sh
|
|
||||||
#
|
|
||||||
# post-deploy.sh
|
|
||||||
# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
|
|
||||||
#
|
|
||||||
# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
|
||||||
#
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
ssh -t salt@desu.ltd sudo git -C /var/www/desu.ltd pull
|
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
BIN
images/logo.png
Normal file
BIN
images/logo.png
Normal file
Binary file not shown.
|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 10 KiB |
10
index.php
10
index.php
@@ -8,20 +8,20 @@
|
|||||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
||||||
<div class="content">
|
<div class="content">
|
||||||
<h1>desu.ltd?</h1>
|
<h1>desu.ltd?</h1>
|
||||||
<p>desu.ltd. The domain of me, a guy on the internet named Salt. Here and under various subdomains, I host things.</p>
|
<p>desu.ltd. The domain of me, a guy on the internet named Salt.</p>
|
||||||
<h1>Webservices</h1>
|
<h1>Webservices</h1>
|
||||||
<ul>
|
<ul>
|
||||||
<li><a href="https://git.desu.ltd">Gitea</a> - My personal code forge</li>
|
<li><a href="https://git.desu.ltd">Gitea</a> - My personal code forge</li>
|
||||||
<li><a href="https://nc.desu.ltd">Nextcloud</a> - For storing files and other things</li>
|
<li><a href="https://nc.desu.ltd">Nextcloud</a> - For storing files and other things</li>
|
||||||
<li><a href="https://cowfee.moe">Pleroma</a> - A place to shitpost to strangers</li>
|
<li><a href="https://cowfee.moe">Pleroma</a> - A place to shitpost to strangers</li>
|
||||||
<li><a href="https://9iron.club/matrix">Matrix</a> - My shitty IRC non-replacement with ass voice chat</li>
|
|
||||||
</ul>
|
</ul>
|
||||||
<h1>Docs</h1>
|
<h1>Docs</h1>
|
||||||
<ul>
|
<ul>
|
||||||
<li><a href="/ascii">/ascii</a> - ASCII art I've collected over time</li>
|
<li><a href="/ascii">/ascii</a> - ASCII art I've collected over time</li>
|
||||||
<ul>
|
</ul>
|
||||||
<li>test</li>
|
<h1>Related Websites</h1>
|
||||||
</ul>
|
<ul>
|
||||||
|
<li><a href="https://www.9iron.club">9iron.club</a> - The place where me and my friends keep docs and cool shit.</li>
|
||||||
</ul>
|
</ul>
|
||||||
</div>
|
</div>
|
||||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
||||||
|
|||||||
@@ -1,15 +1,11 @@
|
|||||||
<div class="header">
|
<div class="header">
|
||||||
<pre>
|
<img src="/images/logo.png" alt="Lain" style="background-color:#b2b2b2;"/>
|
||||||
_ _ _ _
|
<p>です</p>
|
||||||
__| | ___ ___ _ _ | | |_ __| |
|
|
||||||
/ _` |/ _ \/ __| | | | | | __/ _` |
|
|
||||||
| (_| | __/\__ \ |_| |_| | || (_| |
|
|
||||||
\__,_|\___||___/\__,_(_)_|\__\__,_|
|
|
||||||
</pre>
|
|
||||||
<nav>
|
<nav>
|
||||||
<ul>
|
<ul>
|
||||||
<li><a href="/">index</a></li>
|
<li><a href="/">index</a></li>
|
||||||
<li><a href="/ascii">ascii</a></li>
|
<li><a href="/ascii">ascii</a></li>
|
||||||
|
<li><a href="/about">about</a></li>
|
||||||
</ul>
|
</ul>
|
||||||
</nav>
|
</nav>
|
||||||
</div>
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
|||||||
@@ -5,18 +5,3 @@
|
|||||||
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Inconsolata:300,400,500" rel="stylesheet">
|
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Inconsolata:300,400,500" rel="stylesheet">
|
||||||
<link href="/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
<link href="/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
||||||
<link href="/favicon.ico" rel="shortcut icon" />
|
<link href="/favicon.ico" rel="shortcut icon" />
|
||||||
<link rel="alternate" href="/feed" title="9iron RSS Feed" type="application/rss+xml" />
|
|
||||||
<!-- No FOUC -->
|
|
||||||
<style type="text/css">
|
|
||||||
.no-fouc {display: none;}
|
|
||||||
</style>
|
|
||||||
<script type="text/javascript">
|
|
||||||
document.documentElement.classname = 'no-fouc';
|
|
||||||
window.addEventListener("load", function(event) {
|
|
||||||
// No flash of unstyled content
|
|
||||||
nf = document.getElementsByClassName('no-fouc');
|
|
||||||
for (i = 0, len = nf.length; i < len; i++) {
|
|
||||||
nf[i].removeClass('no-fouc');
|
|
||||||
}
|
|
||||||
});
|
|
||||||
</script>
|
|
||||||
|
|||||||
@@ -1,184 +0,0 @@
|
|||||||
<?php
|
|
||||||
$subtitles = array(
|
|
||||||
// Press F to pay respects
|
|
||||||
"For those afflicted",
|
|
||||||
"We don't fuck dragons",
|
|
||||||
// F
|
|
||||||
"cowfee",
|
|
||||||
"gween tea",
|
|
||||||
"You shot it into the fucking sand",
|
|
||||||
"Your ball's in the lake",
|
|
||||||
"It's in the fucking trees, Mike",
|
|
||||||
"I don't even play golf",
|
|
||||||
"7-Wood was too obscure",
|
|
||||||
"We don't go to 8iron",
|
|
||||||
"Hits like a gravity hammer",
|
|
||||||
"Try it on mobile",
|
|
||||||
"Please don't try it on mobile",
|
|
||||||
// The joke is I'm not on Facebook and never have
|
|
||||||
// har har
|
|
||||||
"Find me on Facebook",
|
|
||||||
"I wanna be the guy",
|
|
||||||
"I <3 cockmail",
|
|
||||||
"Five is right out",
|
|
||||||
"Lorem ipsum suck my dick",
|
|
||||||
"foo",
|
|
||||||
"Test subtitle please ignore",
|
|
||||||
"Hit me up on fedi",
|
|
||||||
"suya..",
|
|
||||||
"Pour one out for welovela.in",
|
|
||||||
"We all love Lain",
|
|
||||||
"玲音",
|
|
||||||
"レイン",
|
|
||||||
"ＬＡＩＮ",
|
|
||||||
"I'll play Risk of Rain 2 any day",
|
|
||||||
"Feelin' pretty fresh workin' nights",
|
|
||||||
"Leopard geckos are cute",
|
|
||||||
"Finally, a good fucking subtitle",
|
|
||||||
"Will shitpost for attention",
|
|
||||||
"Will shitpost for literally nothing",
|
|
||||||
"Will write HTML for attention",
|
|
||||||
"Maybe one day",
|
|
||||||
"Test bed for chaos",
|
|
||||||
"Botania best mod. Fight me.",
|
|
||||||
"KingLemming is awesome",
|
|
||||||
"asie knows what he's talking about",
|
|
||||||
"Redigit is an amazing studio",
|
|
||||||
"Great Barrier Reef",
|
|
||||||
"This match is just about over",
|
|
||||||
"Better change tactics",
|
|
||||||
"honk.wmv",
|
|
||||||
"bomk",
|
|
||||||
"guys literally only want one thing",
|
|
||||||
"Dame da ne~!",
|
|
||||||
"You can't look up with your tongue out",
|
|
||||||
"ばかみたい",
|
|
||||||
"Smug animu",
|
|
||||||
"wan",
|
|
||||||
"Touch fluffy tail",
|
|
||||||
"Hard to find",
|
|
||||||
"Tiny Little Adiantum",
|
|
||||||
"Night of Nights",
|
|
||||||
"Marisa stole the precious thing",
|
|
||||||
"Clown best tofu",
|
|
||||||
"It's gonna be alright",
|
|
||||||
"P.E.T.R.O.L. is a great song",
|
|
||||||
"Rest in RIP, WipEout",
|
|
||||||
"Get out of my face",
|
|
||||||
"You are smart",
|
|
||||||
"You aren't smart",
|
|
||||||
"Firefox takes 8MB to render this page",
|
|
||||||
"I think this site was worth the effort",
|
|
||||||
"This site was not worth the effort",
|
|
||||||
"At some point I'm gonna redo the CSS here",
|
|
||||||
"I've already redone the CSS like 5 times",
|
|
||||||
"Discord's pinning a core right now",
|
|
||||||
"Slack's pinning a core right now",
|
|
||||||
"gcc's pinning all of my cores right now",
|
|
||||||
"Steam's choking my link right now",
|
|
||||||
"Larry Ellison needs a new goddamn boat",
|
|
||||||
"Like tears in rain",
|
|
||||||
"Like a lizard",
|
|
||||||
"Shave and a haircut",
|
|
||||||
"Lain in a bear suit",
|
|
||||||
"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice. Mmkay.",
|
|
||||||
"This space intentionally left blank",
|
|
||||||
"",
|
|
||||||
"Banned in Australia",
|
|
||||||
"Banned in Australia(?)",
|
|
||||||
"I want a PSP again",
|
|
||||||
"Anybody remember Dark Alex?",
|
|
||||||
"5.00-M33",
|
|
||||||
"0xDEADBEEF",
|
|
||||||
"0xBEEFBEEF",
|
|
||||||
"0xBEEEEEEF",
|
|
||||||
"0xBEF",
|
|
||||||
"My Switch runs Linux",
|
|
||||||
"StackOverflow is the best",
|
|
||||||
"StackOverflow is the worst",
|
|
||||||
"Don't go overboard",
|
|
||||||
"God I hate reddit",
|
|
||||||
"Bert",
|
|
||||||
"ディスコード", // Discordo, case you were wondering
|
|
||||||
"disukodo",
|
|
||||||
"\"it says discordo\"",
|
|
||||||
"\"Nice.\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Me, all the fucking time
|
|
||||||
"\"Is that THE Simon Belmont Castlevania?\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Me, irritating Sam
|
|
||||||
"laddr",
|
|
||||||
// - Brett
|
|
||||||
"\"100% of people that get killed die\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Brett
|
|
||||||
"\"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Jacob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJRkFLFnv3c
|
|
||||||
"\"OHNO!\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Jacob
|
|
||||||
"\"Much edge\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Jacob
|
|
||||||
"\"I'm in danger!\"",
|
|
||||||
// - At least four of us, constantly shittalking
|
|
||||||
"\"He got cancer and became a Nazi\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson
|
|
||||||
"\"I died twice, but I only died once\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson
|
|
||||||
"\"Sir, this is a 7-11\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson
|
|
||||||
"\"Jumanji\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson?
|
|
||||||
"\"Who's Adobe?\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson
|
|
||||||
"\"Weird hour-having fucks\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Carson
|
|
||||||
"\"Leonidas is a disease\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Syd
|
|
||||||
"\"Calories don't have vegetables\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Syd
|
|
||||||
"\"Cancer is basically a kid\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Syd
|
|
||||||
"\"I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna-\"",
|
|
||||||
// - Tex of BPL, just before he farts medical into the next universe
|
|
||||||
"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
|
|
||||||
// - vampqu33n
|
|
||||||
"God dammit, Sam",
|
|
||||||
"God dammit, Jacob",
|
|
||||||
"God dammit",
|
|
||||||
"Cancer sucks. 0/10",
|
|
||||||
"Depression's alright. 3/10",
|
|
||||||
"[cat scratching at door]",
|
|
||||||
"[dog barks in the distance]",
|
|
||||||
"[duvet plays in the distance]",
|
|
||||||
"[vocaloid plays in the distance]",
|
|
||||||
"[forge crashes in the distance]",
|
|
||||||
"[ansible noises]",
|
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"[powerline noises]",
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"[cyberpunk jazz noises]",
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"[satire intensifies]",
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"[maniacal laughter]",
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"[laughter, then disappointment]",
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"I'm a professional, trust me",
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"Nobody's a professional",
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"PM_ME_ANSIBLE_ROLES",
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"PM_ME_SUBTITLE_IDEAS",
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"PM_ME_BOTANIA_SETUPS",
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"PM_ME_IM_LONELY",
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"Not to be confused with plan 9",
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"Not to be confused with 9front",
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"The front fell off",
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"4th edition",
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"5th edition with author's notes",
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"Mr. Worldwide edition",
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"Nobody reads this edition",
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"Random subtitles edition",
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"Shenanigans edition",
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"Using PHP for shitty jokes edition",
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"No backing database edition",
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"Motherfucking website edition",
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"Licensed under MIT edition",
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"Now SFW edition",
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"NSFW edition?",
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"NSFW edition"
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);
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$message = $subtitles[array_rand($subtitles, 1)];
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echo "$message";
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?>
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/* CONTENT */
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/* CONTENT */
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.header {
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.header {
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margin: 0 0 1em 0;
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margin: 0 0 1em 0;
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text-align: center;
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}
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.header img {
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border-radius: 50%;
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display: block;
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margin: 0 auto 1em auto;
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height: 6em;
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width: 6em;
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}
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}
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.header pre {
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.header pre {
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opacity: 0.25;
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opacity: 0.25;
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Reference in New Issue
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