Redo header with all the funny subtitles

src/common-header.php

@@ -1,11 +1,6 @@
 <div class="header">
-	<pre>
-     _                   _ _      _ 
-  __| | ___  ___ _   _  | | |_ __| |
- / _` |/ _ \/ __| | | | | | __/ _` |
-| (_| |  __/\__ \ |_| |_| | || (_| |
- \__,_|\___||___/\__,_(_)_|\__\__,_|
-	</pre>
+	<img src="/images/logo.png" alt="desu.ltd logo" style="background-color:#ffefe3;"/>
+	<p class="nomobile"><?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-subtitle.php';?></p>
 	<nav>
 		<ul>
 			<li><a href="/">index</a></li>

src/common-subtitle.php

@@ -106,6 +106,10 @@
 		// - Me, all the fucking time
 		"\"Is that THE Simon Belmont Castlevania?\"",
 		// - Me, irritating Sam
+		"\"I suck a lot of dick, get over here\"",
+		// - Brett
+		"\"This was worth sucking dick\"",
+		// - Brett
 		"laddr",
 		// - Brett
 		"\"100% of people that get killed die\"",
@@ -140,6 +144,14 @@
 		// - Tex of BPL, just before he farts medical into the next universe
 		"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
 		// - vampqu33n
+		"\"Fixing PHP is like coming home\"",
+		// - JE
+		"\"Now the Nazi party thinks I'm their little pogchamp\"",
+		// - Jacob, after I said he's my little pogchamp
+		"\"They're children you thirsty whores\"",
+		// - Sam
+		"\"Imagine \'Blades of Glory\' but they fuck\"",
+		// - Also Sam
 		"God dammit, Sam",
 		"God dammit, Jacob",
 		"God dammit",

styles/styles.css

@@ -119,6 +119,14 @@ nav ul li:after {
 /* CONTENT */
 .header {
 	margin: 0 0 1em 0;
+	text-align: center;
+}
+.header img {
+	border-radius: 3em;
+	display: block;
+	margin: 0 auto 1em auto;
+	height: 6em;
+	width: 6em;
 }
 .header pre {
 	opacity: 0.25;