Remove a bunch of bullshit

GOD that bugged the FUCK out of me

.gitlab-ci.yml

@@ -10,7 +10,7 @@ variables:
 stages:
   - build
 #  - test
-  - push
+  - deploy
 services:
   - docker:dind
 before_script:
@@ -32,48 +32,31 @@ Build:
       --platform linux/amd64,linux/arm64
       --cache-from $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
       --tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
+      --tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
+      --push
+      .
+    - docker images
+Build_Tag:
+  stage: build
+  only:
+    - tags
+  script:
+    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest || true
+    - docker buildx create --use
+    - >
+      docker buildx build
+      --pull
+      --platform linux/amd64,linux/arm64
+      --cache-from $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
+      --tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
+      --tag $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
       --push
       .
     - docker images
 
-# TEST
-# TODO: Fix this
-#Test_HTTP_200:
-#  stage: test
-#  script:
-#    - apk add curl
-#    - docker run -d -p 8889:80 $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-#    - sleep 10
-#    - docker ps
-#    - netstat -tulpn
-#    - curl localhost:8889 | grep -ie '200 OK'
-#    - docker kill $(docker ps -q)
-
-# PUSH
-Push_When_Tag:
-  stage: push
+# DEPLOY
+Deploy:
+  stage: deploy
   only:
     - tags
-  script:
-    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-    - >
-      docker tag
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
-    - >
-      docker tag
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
-    - docker images
-    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_REF_NAME
-    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:latest
-Push_Bleeding:
-  stage: push
-  script:
-    - docker pull $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-    - >
-      docker tag
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:$CI_COMMIT_SHORT_SHA
-      $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
-    - docker images
-    - docker push $CI_HUB_USERNAME/$CI_PROJECT_NAME:bleeding
+  trigger: rehashedsalt/ansible

about/index.php

@@ -12,9 +12,7 @@
 				<p>desu.ltd is free and open-source software (to the degree that these documents can be considered software). It hosts its own source under a git repo at <a href="https://git.desu.ltd/salt/desultd">git.desu.ltd/salt/desultd</a>.</p>
 				<p>While the repo may say different, if you're reading this text, you can use any content within this site that I hold rights to under the terms of the Creative Commons CC0 license. I really don't give a shit.</p>
 				<h1>Contact Information</h1>
-				<p>You can contact me using the email address I use for my commits. You can also get ahold of me over these applications:
-				<ul>
-					<li>Fedi: <code>@salt@cowfee.moe</code></li>
+				<p>Maybe don't. If you're so inclined, my email is attached to my commits.</p>
 				</ul>
 			</div>
 		</div>

ascii/memes/cock

@@ -0,0 +1,6 @@
+░█████╗░░█████╗░░█████╗░██╗░░██╗
+██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██╔══██╗██║░██╔╝
+██║░░╚═╝██║░░██║██║░░╚═╝█████═╝░
+██║░░██╗██║░░██║██║░░██╗██╔═██╗░
+╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝╚█████╔╝██║░╚██╗
+░╚════╝░░╚════╝░░╚════╝░╚═╝░░╚═╝

ascii/memes/happyboat

@@ -0,0 +1,14 @@
+ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠀⠤⠴⠶⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣶⣾⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠉⡇⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⢀⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣶⣶⣷⠀⠀⠀⠸⠟⠁⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠟⢹⣋⣀⡀⢀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⣠⣼⣿⡟⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⢁⣾⣿⣿⣿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⢸⣿⣿⣿⠿⠇⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠳⣤⣙⠟⠛⢻⠿⣿⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠘⠉⠀⢸⠀⢀⣠⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣷⣦⣼⠀⠀⠀⢻⣿⣿⠿⢿⡿⠿⣿⡄⠀⠀⣼⣷⣿⣿⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⣿⣿⣿⣶⣄⡈⠉⠀⠀⢸⡇⠀⠀⠉⠂⠀⣿⣿⣿⣧⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣤⣀⣸⣧⣠⣤⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⡿⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠇⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠟⠛⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

ascii/memes/illuminati

@@ -0,0 +1,12 @@
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡜⢣⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⡴⢦⠱⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⢎⣜⣉⣉⣧⡱⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⢃⡞⠒⣒⣒⠒⢳⡘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⢡⣎⡩⠭⠤⠤⠭⢍⣱⡜⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⢡⡯⠴⢒⣈⣩⣉⣑⡒⠠⣹⡌⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡔⣡⣣⠔⡺⡋⡁⢀⡀⢈⠙⢟⠢⣝⣄⢢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⣰⡟⠁⢰⡓⢎⣀⣸⣿⣷⡱⢚⡆⠈⢻⣆⢣⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⠀⢀⠎⡼⣇⠣⡀⠸⡄⢊⢿⣿⣿⡿⡑⢠⠇⢀⠜⣸⢧⠱⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⠀⢠⢋⢼⡙⢌⠳⣍⠲⢽⣄⣁⠂⠐⣈⣠⡯⠔⣡⠞⡡⢊⣧⡙⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⠀⣠⢃⣞⠣⡙⠦⡑⠦⣍⡒⠤⠬⠭⠭⠥⠤⢒⣩⠴⢊⠴⢋⠜⣳⡘⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
+⣰⣃⣛⣚⣓⣚⣓⣚⣓⣒⣛⣛⣓⣒⣒⣚⣛⣛⣒⣚⣓⣚⣓⣚⣒⣛⣘⣆⠀⠀

ascii/weeb/thicc

@@ -0,0 +1,22 @@
+⣿⣿⣿⣿⠛⠛⠉⠄⠁⠄⠄⠉⠛⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡟⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡇⠄⠄⠄⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡀⠠⠃⡐⡀⠠⣶⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣶⠄⠰⣤⣕⣿⣾⡇⠄⢛⠃⠄⢈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⡇⢀⣻⠟⣻⣿⡇⠄⠧⠄⢀⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣟⢸⣻⣭⡙⢄⢀⠄⠄⠄⠈⢹⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣭⣿⣿⣿⣧⢸⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠈⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣼⣿⣿⣿⣽⠘⡄⠄⠄⠄⠄⢀⠸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⡿⣿⣳⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠓⠦⠤⠤⠤⠼⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⡹⣧⣿⣿⣿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣓⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⡞⣸⣿⣿⢏⣼⣶⣶⣶⣶⣤⣶⡤⠐⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣯⣽⣛⠅⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡽⣿⣧⡸⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⡷⠹⠛⠉⠁⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠐⠛⠻⣿⣿⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⣠⣤⣤⣤⡄⢤⣤⣤⣤⡘⠻⣿
+⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄⣀⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣆⢻⣿⣿⣿⡎⠝
+⣿⡏⠄⢀⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡎⣿⣿⣿⣿⠐
+⣿⡏⣲⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢇⣿⣿⣿⡟⣼
+⣿⡠⠜⣿⣿⣿⣿⣟⡛⠿⠿⠿⠿⠟⠃⠾⠿⢟⡋⢶⣿
+⣿⣧⣄⠙⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⡀⢰⣾⣿⣿⡿⢣⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⠂⣷⣶⣬⣭⣭⣭⣭⣵⢰⣴⣤⣤⣶⡾⢐⣿⣿
+⣿⣿⣿⣷⡘⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⢃⣼⣿⣿

index.php

@@ -8,21 +8,13 @@
 		<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
 		<div class="content">
 			<h1>desu.ltd?</h1>
-			<p>desu.ltd. The domain of me, a guy on the internet named Salt.</p>
-			<h1>Webservices</h1>
-			<ul>
-				<li><a href="https://git.desu.ltd">Gitea</a> - My personal code forge</li>
-				<li><a href="https://nc.desu.ltd">Nextcloud</a> - For storing files and other things</li>
-				<li><a href="https://cowfee.moe">Pleroma</a> - A place to shitpost to strangers</li>
-			</ul>
+			<p>desu.ltd. The domain of me, a guy on the internet.</p>
+			<p>There's not much here, at least that you should care about.</p>
 			<h1>Docs</h1>
 			<ul>
+				<li><a href="/about">/about</a> - A page with some info about me</li>
 				<li><a href="/ascii">/ascii</a> - ASCII art I've collected over time</li>
 			</ul>
-			<h1>Related Websites</h1>
-			<ul>
-				<li><a href="https://www.9iron.club">9iron.club</a> - The place where me and my friends keep docs and cool shit.</li>
-			</ul>
 		</div>
 		<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
 	</body>