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.templates/template.php
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|
|||||||
|
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||||||
|
<html>
|
||||||
|
<head>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
|
||||||
|
<title>Desu, Ltd.</title>
|
||||||
|
</head>
|
||||||
|
<body>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
||||||
|
<div class="content">
|
||||||
|
<div class="section">
|
||||||
|
<h1>Changeme</h1>
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
||||||
|
</body>
|
||||||
|
</html>
|
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deploy.sh
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|
|||||||
|
#! /bin/sh
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
# post-deploy.sh
|
||||||
|
# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||||
|
#
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
ssh -t salt@www.9iron.club sudo git -C /var/www/www pull
|
||||||
|
|
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images/logo/anonssister.gif
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images/logo/astolfo1.png
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images/logo/astolfo2.png
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images/logo/besht.png
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images/logo/bread1.png
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images/logo/cirno1.png
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images/logo/cirno2.png
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images/logo/comfy1.png
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images/logo/h1.png
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images/logo/h2.png
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images/logo/h3.png
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images/logo/h4.png
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images/logo/happy1.png
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images/logo/heart.jpg
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images/logo/lain1.png
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images/logo/maga1.png
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images/logo/pocky.png
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images/logo/smuganimeface.jpg
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images/logo/snugsmug.png
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images/logo/what.png
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images/logo/zombie1.png
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index.php
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|
|||||||
|
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||||||
|
<html>
|
||||||
|
<head>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
|
||||||
|
<link href="/styles/buttons.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
||||||
|
<!-- These are just to make the big buttons look nice. Feel free to block -->
|
||||||
|
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/fork-awesome@1.1.7/css/fork-awesome.min.css" integrity="sha256-gsmEoJAws/Kd3CjuOQzLie5Q3yshhvmo7YNtBG7aaEY=" crossorigin="anonymous">
|
||||||
|
<title>Desu, Ltd.</title>
|
||||||
|
</head>
|
||||||
|
<body>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
||||||
|
<div class="content">
|
||||||
|
<div class="iconbuttoncontainer">
|
||||||
|
<a href="https://desu.ltd" class="iconbutton">
|
||||||
|
<h1>desu</h1>
|
||||||
|
<p>You are here</p>
|
||||||
|
</a>
|
||||||
|
<a href="https://9iron.club" class="iconbutton">
|
||||||
|
<h1>9iron</h1>
|
||||||
|
<p>The vidya vault and the main domain</p>
|
||||||
|
</a>
|
||||||
|
<a href="https://cowfee.moe" class="iconbutton">
|
||||||
|
<h1>cowfee</h1>
|
||||||
|
<p>Decentralized shitposting</p>
|
||||||
|
</a>
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
||||||
|
</body>
|
||||||
|
</html>
|
5
src/common-footer.php
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|
|||||||
|
<!--
|
||||||
|
<div class="footer">
|
||||||
|
<p>desu</p>
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
||||||
|
-->
|
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src/common-header.php
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|
|||||||
|
<div class="header logocontainer">
|
||||||
|
<img class="logo" src="<?php
|
||||||
|
$files = glob($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/images/logo/*');
|
||||||
|
$message = $files[array_rand($files, 1)];
|
||||||
|
echo "$message";
|
||||||
|
?>" alt="logo" width=768 height=768 />
|
||||||
|
</div>
|
21
src/common-meta.php
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|
|||||||
|
<!-- Meta -->
|
||||||
|
<meta charset="utf-8">
|
||||||
|
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
|
||||||
|
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Roboto:300,400,500" rel="stylesheet">
|
||||||
|
<link href="/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
||||||
|
<link href="/favicon.ico" rel="shortcut icon" />
|
||||||
|
<link rel="alternate" href="/feed" title="9iron RSS Feed" type="application/rss+xml" />
|
||||||
|
<!-- No FOUC -->
|
||||||
|
<style type="text/css">
|
||||||
|
.no-fouc {display: none;}
|
||||||
|
</style>
|
||||||
|
<script type="text/javascript">
|
||||||
|
document.documentElement.classname = 'no-fouc';
|
||||||
|
window.addEventListener("load", function(event) {
|
||||||
|
// No flash of unstyled content
|
||||||
|
nf = document.getElementsByClassName('no-fouc');
|
||||||
|
for (i = 0, len = nf.length; i < len; i++) {
|
||||||
|
nf[i].removeClass('no-fouc');
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
});
|
||||||
|
</script>
|
184
src/common-subtitle.php
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|
|||||||
|
<?php
|
||||||
|
$subtitles = array(
|
||||||
|
// Press F to pay respects
|
||||||
|
"For those afflicted",
|
||||||
|
"We don't fuck dragons",
|
||||||
|
// F
|
||||||
|
"cowfee",
|
||||||
|
"gween tea",
|
||||||
|
"You shot it into the fucking sand",
|
||||||
|
"Your ball's in the lake",
|
||||||
|
"It's in the fucking trees, Mike",
|
||||||
|
"I don't even play golf",
|
||||||
|
"7-Wood was too obscure",
|
||||||
|
"We don't go to 8iron",
|
||||||
|
"Hits like a gravity hammer",
|
||||||
|
"Try it on mobile",
|
||||||
|
"Please don't try it on mobile",
|
||||||
|
// The joke is I'm not on Facebook and never have
|
||||||
|
// har har
|
||||||
|
"Find me on Facebook",
|
||||||
|
"I wanna be the guy",
|
||||||
|
"I <3 cockmail",
|
||||||
|
"Five is right out",
|
||||||
|
"Lorem ipsum suck my dick",
|
||||||
|
"foo",
|
||||||
|
"Test subtitle please ignore",
|
||||||
|
"Hit me up on fedi",
|
||||||
|
"suya..",
|
||||||
|
"Pour one out for welovela.in",
|
||||||
|
"We all love Lain",
|
||||||
|
"玲音",
|
||||||
|
"レイン",
|
||||||
|
"LAIN",
|
||||||
|
"I'll play Risk of Rain 2 any day",
|
||||||
|
"Feelin' pretty fresh workin' nights",
|
||||||
|
"Leopard geckos are cute",
|
||||||
|
"Finally, a good fucking subtitle",
|
||||||
|
"Will shitpost for attention",
|
||||||
|
"Will shitpost for literally nothing",
|
||||||
|
"Will write HTML for attention",
|
||||||
|
"Maybe one day",
|
||||||
|
"Test bed for chaos",
|
||||||
|
"Botania best mod. Fight me.",
|
||||||
|
"KingLemming is awesome",
|
||||||
|
"asie knows what he's talking about",
|
||||||
|
"Redigit is an amazing studio",
|
||||||
|
"Great Barrier Reef",
|
||||||
|
"This match is just about over",
|
||||||
|
"Better change tactics",
|
||||||
|
"honk.wmv",
|
||||||
|
"bomk",
|
||||||
|
"guys literally only want one thing",
|
||||||
|
"Dame da ne~!",
|
||||||
|
"You can't look up with your tongue out",
|
||||||
|
"ばかみたい",
|
||||||
|
"Smug animu",
|
||||||
|
"wan",
|
||||||
|
"Touch fluffy tail",
|
||||||
|
"Hard to find",
|
||||||
|
"Tiny Little Adiantum",
|
||||||
|
"Night of Nights",
|
||||||
|
"Marisa stole the precious thing",
|
||||||
|
"Clown best tofu",
|
||||||
|
"It's gonna be alright",
|
||||||
|
"P.E.T.R.O.L. is a great song",
|
||||||
|
"Rest in RIP, WipEout",
|
||||||
|
"Get out of my face",
|
||||||
|
"You are smart",
|
||||||
|
"You aren't smart",
|
||||||
|
"Firefox takes 8MB to render this page",
|
||||||
|
"I think this site was worth the effort",
|
||||||
|
"This site was not worth the effort",
|
||||||
|
"At some point I'm gonna redo the CSS here",
|
||||||
|
"I've already redone the CSS like 5 times",
|
||||||
|
"Discord's pinning a core right now",
|
||||||
|
"Slack's pinning a core right now",
|
||||||
|
"gcc's pinning all of my cores right now",
|
||||||
|
"Steam's choking my link right now",
|
||||||
|
"Larry Ellison needs a new goddamn boat",
|
||||||
|
"Like tears in rain",
|
||||||
|
"Like a lizard",
|
||||||
|
"Shave and a haircut",
|
||||||
|
"Lain in a bear suit",
|
||||||
|
"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice. Mmkay.",
|
||||||
|
"This space intentionally left blank",
|
||||||
|
"",
|
||||||
|
"Banned in Australia",
|
||||||
|
"Banned in Australia(?)",
|
||||||
|
"I want a PSP again",
|
||||||
|
"Anybody remember Dark Alex?",
|
||||||
|
"5.00-M33",
|
||||||
|
"0xDEADBEEF",
|
||||||
|
"0xBEEFBEEF",
|
||||||
|
"0xBEEEEEEF",
|
||||||
|
"0xBEF",
|
||||||
|
"My Switch runs Linux",
|
||||||
|
"StackOverflow is the best",
|
||||||
|
"StackOverflow is the worst",
|
||||||
|
"Don't go overboard",
|
||||||
|
"God I hate reddit",
|
||||||
|
"Bert",
|
||||||
|
"ディスコード", // Discordo, case you were wondering
|
||||||
|
"disukodo",
|
||||||
|
"\"it says discordo\"",
|
||||||
|
"\"Nice.\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Me, all the fucking time
|
||||||
|
"\"Is that THE Simon Belmont Castlevania?\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Me, irritating Sam
|
||||||
|
"laddr",
|
||||||
|
// - Brett
|
||||||
|
"\"100% of people that get killed die\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Brett
|
||||||
|
"\"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Jacob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJRkFLFnv3c
|
||||||
|
"\"OHNO!\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Jacob
|
||||||
|
"\"Much edge\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Jacob
|
||||||
|
"\"I'm in danger!\"",
|
||||||
|
// - At least four of us, constantly shittalking
|
||||||
|
"\"He got cancer and became a Nazi\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson
|
||||||
|
"\"I died twice, but I only died once\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson
|
||||||
|
"\"Sir, this is a 7-11\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson
|
||||||
|
"\"Jumanji\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson?
|
||||||
|
"\"Who's Adobe?\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson
|
||||||
|
"\"Weird hour-having fucks\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Carson
|
||||||
|
"\"Leonidas is a disease\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Syd
|
||||||
|
"\"Calories don't have vegetables\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Syd
|
||||||
|
"\"Cancer is basically a kid\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Syd
|
||||||
|
"\"I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna-\"",
|
||||||
|
// - Tex of BPL, just before he farts medical into the next universe
|
||||||
|
"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
|
||||||
|
// - vampqu33n
|
||||||
|
"God dammit, Sam",
|
||||||
|
"God dammit, Jacob",
|
||||||
|
"God dammit",
|
||||||
|
"Cancer sucks. 0/10",
|
||||||
|
"Depression's alright. 3/10",
|
||||||
|
"[cat scratching at door]",
|
||||||
|
"[dog barks in the distance]",
|
||||||
|
"[duvet plays in the distance]",
|
||||||
|
"[vocaloid plays in the distance]",
|
||||||
|
"[forge crashes in the distance]",
|
||||||
|
"[ansible noises]",
|
||||||
|
"[powerline noises]",
|
||||||
|
"[cyberpunk jazz noises]",
|
||||||
|
"[satire intensifies]",
|
||||||
|
"[maniacal laughter]",
|
||||||
|
"[laughter, then disappointment]",
|
||||||
|
"I'm a professional, trust me",
|
||||||
|
"Nobody's a professional",
|
||||||
|
"PM_ME_ANSIBLE_ROLES",
|
||||||
|
"PM_ME_SUBTITLE_IDEAS",
|
||||||
|
"PM_ME_BOTANIA_SETUPS",
|
||||||
|
"PM_ME_IM_LONELY",
|
||||||
|
"Not to be confused with plan 9",
|
||||||
|
"Not to be confused with 9front",
|
||||||
|
"The front fell off",
|
||||||
|
"4th edition",
|
||||||
|
"5th edition with author's notes",
|
||||||
|
"Mr. Worldwide edition",
|
||||||
|
"Nobody reads this edition",
|
||||||
|
"Random subtitles edition",
|
||||||
|
"Shenanigans edition",
|
||||||
|
"Using PHP for shitty jokes edition",
|
||||||
|
"No backing database edition",
|
||||||
|
"Motherfucking website edition",
|
||||||
|
"Licensed under MIT edition",
|
||||||
|
"Now SFW edition",
|
||||||
|
"NSFW edition?",
|
||||||
|
"NSFW edition"
|
||||||
|
);
|
||||||
|
$message = $subtitles[array_rand($subtitles, 1)];
|
||||||
|
echo "$message";
|
||||||
|
?>
|
BIN
src/logo.xcf
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37
styles/buttons.css
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|
|||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* buttons.css
|
||||||
|
* Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* BIG ICON BUTTONS
|
||||||
|
* Used on the index for services */
|
||||||
|
div.iconbuttoncontainer {
|
||||||
|
display: grid;
|
||||||
|
grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr 1fr;
|
||||||
|
grid-template-rows: auto auto auto auto;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
a.iconbutton {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background-dark);
|
||||||
|
border: 4px solid var(--background-dark);
|
||||||
|
display: block;
|
||||||
|
margin: 0.5em;
|
||||||
|
padding: 1em;
|
||||||
|
text-align: center;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
a.iconbutton:hover {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--link-hover);
|
||||||
|
color: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
a.iconbutton i {
|
||||||
|
font-size: 400%
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* MOBILE */
|
||||||
|
@media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {
|
||||||
|
div.iconbuttoncontainer {
|
||||||
|
grid-template-columns: 1fr;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
167
styles/styles.css
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|
|||||||
|
/*
|
||||||
|
* styles.css
|
||||||
|
* Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
|
||||||
|
*
|
||||||
|
* Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||||
|
*/
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* GLOBALS */
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
:root {
|
||||||
|
--background: #3c3341;
|
||||||
|
--background-dark: #28232c;
|
||||||
|
--link: #ba844d;
|
||||||
|
--link-hover: #ffb940;
|
||||||
|
--text: #f7f4db;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
html {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background-dark);
|
||||||
|
overflow-y: scroll;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
body {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
color: var(--text);
|
||||||
|
font-family: "Roboto", sans-serif;
|
||||||
|
margin: 4em auto;
|
||||||
|
max-width: 40em;
|
||||||
|
padding: 4em;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* TYPES */
|
||||||
|
/* a */
|
||||||
|
a {
|
||||||
|
color: var(--link);
|
||||||
|
text-decoration: none;
|
||||||
|
transition: .08s ease-in;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
a:hover {
|
||||||
|
color: var(--link-hover);
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}
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/* code */
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code {
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background: var(--text);
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border-radius: 3px;
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color: var(--background-dark);
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display: inline-block;
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font-size: 11pt;
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padding: 2px 4px;
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}
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dl {
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list-style-type: none;
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margin: 0;
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}
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dl dt {
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font-weight: bold;
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margin: 1em 0 0 0;
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}
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dl dd {
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margin: 0;
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}
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/* CUSTOM DIVS AND SPANS */
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a.quickbutton {
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background: var(--background);
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border-radius: 8px;
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display: block;
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font-size: 150%;
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margin: 0.5em 0;
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padding: 1em;
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text-align: center;
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}
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a.quickbutton:hover {
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background: var(--link-hover);
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color: var(--background-dark);
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}
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div.break {
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width: 4em;
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margin: 2em auto;
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border-bottom: 3px double var(--text);
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||||||
|
}
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img.bigimg {
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border-radius: 8px;
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||||||
|
display: block;
|
||||||
|
margin: 1em auto;
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||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* HIERARCHICAL CLASSES */
|
||||||
|
/* HEADER */
|
||||||
|
.header {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.logocontainer {
|
||||||
|
align-items: center;
|
||||||
|
display: flex;
|
||||||
|
justify-content: center;
|
||||||
|
padding: 1em 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.logo {
|
||||||
|
border-radius: 50%;
|
||||||
|
height: 128px;
|
||||||
|
vertical-align: middle;
|
||||||
|
margin: 0 1em;
|
||||||
|
max-width: 128px;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.header h1 {
|
||||||
|
display: inline;
|
||||||
|
margin: 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.header p {
|
||||||
|
margin: 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.header nav ul {
|
||||||
|
list-style-type: none;
|
||||||
|
margin: 0;
|
||||||
|
padding: 0;
|
||||||
|
text-align: center;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.header nav ul li {
|
||||||
|
display: inline-block;
|
||||||
|
padding: 0.8em;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.header nav ul li:hover {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--link-hover);
|
||||||
|
color: var(--background-dark);
|
||||||
|
transition: .08s ease-in;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* CONTENT */
|
||||||
|
.content {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
padding: 2em 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.subcontainer {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
border-radius: 8px;
|
||||||
|
margin: 1em 0;
|
||||||
|
padding: 1em;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.toc {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
border-radius: 4px;
|
||||||
|
display: inline-block;
|
||||||
|
margin: 0 1em 1em 1em;
|
||||||
|
width: auto;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* FOOTER */
|
||||||
|
.footer {
|
||||||
|
background: var(--background);
|
||||||
|
font-size: 11px;
|
||||||
|
line-height: 1.3;
|
||||||
|
padding: 1em 0;
|
||||||
|
text-align: center;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.footer p {
|
||||||
|
margin: 0;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
|
||||||
|
/* MOBILE */
|
||||||
|
@media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {
|
||||||
|
body {
|
||||||
|
margin: 0;
|
||||||
|
padding: 1em;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
.nomobile {
|
||||||
|
display: none;
|
||||||
|
}
|
||||||
|
}
|