Initial stuffing
|
|
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|
|||
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||||
<html>
|
||||
<head>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
|
||||
<title>Desu, Ltd.</title>
|
||||
</head>
|
||||
<body>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
||||
<div class="content">
|
||||
<div class="section">
|
||||
<h1>Changeme</h1>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
||||
</body>
|
||||
</html>
|
||||
|
|
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|
|||
#! /bin/sh
|
||||
#
|
||||
# post-deploy.sh
|
||||
# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
|
||||
#
|
||||
# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||
#
|
||||
|
||||
ssh -t salt@www.9iron.club sudo git -C /var/www/www pull
|
||||
|
||||
|
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|
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After Width: | Height: | Size: 260 KiB |
|
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|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 1.2 MiB |
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|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 431 KiB |
|
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|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 1.2 MiB |
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After Width: | Height: | Size: 14 KiB |
|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 448 KiB |
|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 12 KiB |
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After Width: | Height: | Size: 379 KiB |
|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 470 KiB |
|
After Width: | Height: | Size: 743 KiB |
|
|
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|
|||
<!DOCTYPE html>
|
||||
<html>
|
||||
<head>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
|
||||
<link href="/styles/buttons.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
||||
<!-- These are just to make the big buttons look nice. Feel free to block -->
|
||||
<link rel="stylesheet" href="https://cdn.jsdelivr.net/npm/fork-awesome@1.1.7/css/fork-awesome.min.css" integrity="sha256-gsmEoJAws/Kd3CjuOQzLie5Q3yshhvmo7YNtBG7aaEY=" crossorigin="anonymous">
|
||||
<title>Desu, Ltd.</title>
|
||||
</head>
|
||||
<body>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
|
||||
<div class="content">
|
||||
<div class="iconbuttoncontainer">
|
||||
<a href="https://desu.ltd" class="iconbutton">
|
||||
<h1>desu</h1>
|
||||
<p>You are here</p>
|
||||
</a>
|
||||
<a href="https://9iron.club" class="iconbutton">
|
||||
<h1>9iron</h1>
|
||||
<p>The vidya vault and the main domain</p>
|
||||
</a>
|
||||
<a href="https://cowfee.moe" class="iconbutton">
|
||||
<h1>cowfee</h1>
|
||||
<p>Decentralized shitposting</p>
|
||||
</a>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
<?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
|
||||
</body>
|
||||
</html>
|
||||
|
|
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|
|||
<!--
|
||||
<div class="footer">
|
||||
<p>desu</p>
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
-->
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,7 @@
|
|||
<div class="header logocontainer">
|
||||
<img class="logo" src="<?php
|
||||
$files = glob($_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/images/logo/*');
|
||||
$message = $files[array_rand($files, 1)];
|
||||
echo "$message";
|
||||
?>" alt="logo" width=768 height=768 />
|
||||
</div>
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,21 @@
|
|||
<!-- Meta -->
|
||||
<meta charset="utf-8">
|
||||
<meta name="viewport" content="width=device-width, initial-scale=1.0" />
|
||||
<link href="https://fonts.googleapis.com/css?family=Roboto:300,400,500" rel="stylesheet">
|
||||
<link href="/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
|
||||
<link href="/favicon.ico" rel="shortcut icon" />
|
||||
<link rel="alternate" href="/feed" title="9iron RSS Feed" type="application/rss+xml" />
|
||||
<!-- No FOUC -->
|
||||
<style type="text/css">
|
||||
.no-fouc {display: none;}
|
||||
</style>
|
||||
<script type="text/javascript">
|
||||
document.documentElement.classname = 'no-fouc';
|
||||
window.addEventListener("load", function(event) {
|
||||
// No flash of unstyled content
|
||||
nf = document.getElementsByClassName('no-fouc');
|
||||
for (i = 0, len = nf.length; i < len; i++) {
|
||||
nf[i].removeClass('no-fouc');
|
||||
}
|
||||
});
|
||||
</script>
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,184 @@
|
|||
<?php
|
||||
$subtitles = array(
|
||||
// Press F to pay respects
|
||||
"For those afflicted",
|
||||
"We don't fuck dragons",
|
||||
// F
|
||||
"cowfee",
|
||||
"gween tea",
|
||||
"You shot it into the fucking sand",
|
||||
"Your ball's in the lake",
|
||||
"It's in the fucking trees, Mike",
|
||||
"I don't even play golf",
|
||||
"7-Wood was too obscure",
|
||||
"We don't go to 8iron",
|
||||
"Hits like a gravity hammer",
|
||||
"Try it on mobile",
|
||||
"Please don't try it on mobile",
|
||||
// The joke is I'm not on Facebook and never have
|
||||
// har har
|
||||
"Find me on Facebook",
|
||||
"I wanna be the guy",
|
||||
"I <3 cockmail",
|
||||
"Five is right out",
|
||||
"Lorem ipsum suck my dick",
|
||||
"foo",
|
||||
"Test subtitle please ignore",
|
||||
"Hit me up on fedi",
|
||||
"suya..",
|
||||
"Pour one out for welovela.in",
|
||||
"We all love Lain",
|
||||
"玲音",
|
||||
"レイン",
|
||||
"ＬＡＩＮ",
|
||||
"I'll play Risk of Rain 2 any day",
|
||||
"Feelin' pretty fresh workin' nights",
|
||||
"Leopard geckos are cute",
|
||||
"Finally, a good fucking subtitle",
|
||||
"Will shitpost for attention",
|
||||
"Will shitpost for literally nothing",
|
||||
"Will write HTML for attention",
|
||||
"Maybe one day",
|
||||
"Test bed for chaos",
|
||||
"Botania best mod. Fight me.",
|
||||
"KingLemming is awesome",
|
||||
"asie knows what he's talking about",
|
||||
"Redigit is an amazing studio",
|
||||
"Great Barrier Reef",
|
||||
"This match is just about over",
|
||||
"Better change tactics",
|
||||
"honk.wmv",
|
||||
"bomk",
|
||||
"guys literally only want one thing",
|
||||
"Dame da ne~!",
|
||||
"You can't look up with your tongue out",
|
||||
"ばかみたい",
|
||||
"Smug animu",
|
||||
"wan",
|
||||
"Touch fluffy tail",
|
||||
"Hard to find",
|
||||
"Tiny Little Adiantum",
|
||||
"Night of Nights",
|
||||
"Marisa stole the precious thing",
|
||||
"Clown best tofu",
|
||||
"It's gonna be alright",
|
||||
"P.E.T.R.O.L. is a great song",
|
||||
"Rest in RIP, WipEout",
|
||||
"Get out of my face",
|
||||
"You are smart",
|
||||
"You aren't smart",
|
||||
"Firefox takes 8MB to render this page",
|
||||
"I think this site was worth the effort",
|
||||
"This site was not worth the effort",
|
||||
"At some point I'm gonna redo the CSS here",
|
||||
"I've already redone the CSS like 5 times",
|
||||
"Discord's pinning a core right now",
|
||||
"Slack's pinning a core right now",
|
||||
"gcc's pinning all of my cores right now",
|
||||
"Steam's choking my link right now",
|
||||
"Larry Ellison needs a new goddamn boat",
|
||||
"Like tears in rain",
|
||||
"Like a lizard",
|
||||
"Shave and a haircut",
|
||||
"Lain in a bear suit",
|
||||
"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice. Mmkay.",
|
||||
"This space intentionally left blank",
|
||||
"",
|
||||
"Banned in Australia",
|
||||
"Banned in Australia(?)",
|
||||
"I want a PSP again",
|
||||
"Anybody remember Dark Alex?",
|
||||
"5.00-M33",
|
||||
"0xDEADBEEF",
|
||||
"0xBEEFBEEF",
|
||||
"0xBEEEEEEF",
|
||||
"0xBEF",
|
||||
"My Switch runs Linux",
|
||||
"StackOverflow is the best",
|
||||
"StackOverflow is the worst",
|
||||
"Don't go overboard",
|
||||
"God I hate reddit",
|
||||
"Bert",
|
||||
"ディスコード", // Discordo, case you were wondering
|
||||
"disukodo",
|
||||
"\"it says discordo\"",
|
||||
"\"Nice.\"",
|
||||
// - Me, all the fucking time
|
||||
"\"Is that THE Simon Belmont Castlevania?\"",
|
||||
// - Me, irritating Sam
|
||||
"laddr",
|
||||
// - Brett
|
||||
"\"100% of people that get killed die\"",
|
||||
// - Brett
|
||||
"\"Sir, this is an M32 grenade launcher\"",
|
||||
// - Jacob https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJRkFLFnv3c
|
||||
"\"OHNO!\"",
|
||||
// - Jacob
|
||||
"\"Much edge\"",
|
||||
// - Jacob
|
||||
"\"I'm in danger!\"",
|
||||
// - At least four of us, constantly shittalking
|
||||
"\"He got cancer and became a Nazi\"",
|
||||
// - Carson
|
||||
"\"I died twice, but I only died once\"",
|
||||
// - Carson
|
||||
"\"Sir, this is a 7-11\"",
|
||||
// - Carson
|
||||
"\"Jumanji\"",
|
||||
// - Carson?
|
||||
"\"Who's Adobe?\"",
|
||||
// - Carson
|
||||
"\"Weird hour-having fucks\"",
|
||||
// - Carson
|
||||
"\"Leonidas is a disease\"",
|
||||
// - Syd
|
||||
"\"Calories don't have vegetables\"",
|
||||
// - Syd
|
||||
"\"Cancer is basically a kid\"",
|
||||
// - Syd
|
||||
"\"I'm gonna fart. I'm gonna-\"",
|
||||
// - Tex of BPL, just before he farts medical into the next universe
|
||||
"\"Double-bitched out of love~\"",
|
||||
// - vampqu33n
|
||||
"God dammit, Sam",
|
||||
"God dammit, Jacob",
|
||||
"God dammit",
|
||||
"Cancer sucks. 0/10",
|
||||
"Depression's alright. 3/10",
|
||||
"[cat scratching at door]",
|
||||
"[dog barks in the distance]",
|
||||
"[duvet plays in the distance]",
|
||||
"[vocaloid plays in the distance]",
|
||||
"[forge crashes in the distance]",
|
||||
"[ansible noises]",
|
||||
"[powerline noises]",
|
||||
"[cyberpunk jazz noises]",
|
||||
"[satire intensifies]",
|
||||
"[maniacal laughter]",
|
||||
"[laughter, then disappointment]",
|
||||
"I'm a professional, trust me",
|
||||
"Nobody's a professional",
|
||||
"PM_ME_ANSIBLE_ROLES",
|
||||
"PM_ME_SUBTITLE_IDEAS",
|
||||
"PM_ME_BOTANIA_SETUPS",
|
||||
"PM_ME_IM_LONELY",
|
||||
"Not to be confused with plan 9",
|
||||
"Not to be confused with 9front",
|
||||
"The front fell off",
|
||||
"4th edition",
|
||||
"5th edition with author's notes",
|
||||
"Mr. Worldwide edition",
|
||||
"Nobody reads this edition",
|
||||
"Random subtitles edition",
|
||||
"Shenanigans edition",
|
||||
"Using PHP for shitty jokes edition",
|
||||
"No backing database edition",
|
||||
"Motherfucking website edition",
|
||||
"Licensed under MIT edition",
|
||||
"Now SFW edition",
|
||||
"NSFW edition?",
|
||||
"NSFW edition"
|
||||
);
|
||||
$message = $subtitles[array_rand($subtitles, 1)];
|
||||
echo "$message";
|
||||
?>
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,37 @@
|
|||
/*
|
||||
* buttons.css
|
||||
* Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
|
||||
*
|
||||
* Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||
*/
|
||||
|
||||
/* BIG ICON BUTTONS
|
||||
* Used on the index for services */
|
||||
div.iconbuttoncontainer {
|
||||
display: grid;
|
||||
grid-template-columns: 1fr 1fr 1fr;
|
||||
grid-template-rows: auto auto auto auto;
|
||||
}
|
||||
a.iconbutton {
|
||||
background: var(--background-dark);
|
||||
border: 4px solid var(--background-dark);
|
||||
display: block;
|
||||
margin: 0.5em;
|
||||
padding: 1em;
|
||||
text-align: center;
|
||||
}
|
||||
a.iconbutton:hover {
|
||||
background: var(--link-hover);
|
||||
color: var(--background);
|
||||
}
|
||||
a.iconbutton i {
|
||||
font-size: 400%
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* MOBILE */
|
||||
@media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {
|
||||
div.iconbuttoncontainer {
|
||||
grid-template-columns: 1fr;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
|
|
@ -0,0 +1,167 @@
|
|||
/*
|
||||
* styles.css
|
||||
* Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
|
||||
*
|
||||
* Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
|
||||
*/
|
||||
|
||||
/* GLOBALS */
|
||||
|
||||
:root {
|
||||
--background: #3c3341;
|
||||
--background-dark: #28232c;
|
||||
--link: #ba844d;
|
||||
--link-hover: #ffb940;
|
||||
--text: #f7f4db;
|
||||
}
|
||||
html {
|
||||
background: var(--background-dark);
|
||||
overflow-y: scroll;
|
||||
}
|
||||
body {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
color: var(--text);
|
||||
font-family: "Roboto", sans-serif;
|
||||
margin: 4em auto;
|
||||
max-width: 40em;
|
||||
padding: 4em;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* TYPES */
|
||||
/* a */
|
||||
a {
|
||||
color: var(--link);
|
||||
text-decoration: none;
|
||||
transition: .08s ease-in;
|
||||
}
|
||||
a:hover {
|
||||
color: var(--link-hover);
|
||||
}
|
||||
/* code */
|
||||
code {
|
||||
background: var(--text);
|
||||
border-radius: 3px;
|
||||
color: var(--background-dark);
|
||||
display: inline-block;
|
||||
font-size: 11pt;
|
||||
padding: 2px 4px;
|
||||
}
|
||||
dl {
|
||||
list-style-type: none;
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
dl dt {
|
||||
font-weight: bold;
|
||||
margin: 1em 0 0 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
dl dd {
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* CUSTOM DIVS AND SPANS */
|
||||
a.quickbutton {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
border-radius: 8px;
|
||||
display: block;
|
||||
font-size: 150%;
|
||||
margin: 0.5em 0;
|
||||
padding: 1em;
|
||||
text-align: center;
|
||||
}
|
||||
a.quickbutton:hover {
|
||||
background: var(--link-hover);
|
||||
color: var(--background-dark);
|
||||
}
|
||||
div.break {
|
||||
width: 4em;
|
||||
margin: 2em auto;
|
||||
border-bottom: 3px double var(--text);
|
||||
}
|
||||
img.bigimg {
|
||||
border-radius: 8px;
|
||||
display: block;
|
||||
margin: 1em auto;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* HIERARCHICAL CLASSES */
|
||||
/* HEADER */
|
||||
.header {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
}
|
||||
.logocontainer {
|
||||
align-items: center;
|
||||
display: flex;
|
||||
justify-content: center;
|
||||
padding: 1em 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.logo {
|
||||
border-radius: 50%;
|
||||
height: 128px;
|
||||
vertical-align: middle;
|
||||
margin: 0 1em;
|
||||
max-width: 128px;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.header h1 {
|
||||
display: inline;
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.header p {
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.header nav ul {
|
||||
list-style-type: none;
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
padding: 0;
|
||||
text-align: center;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.header nav ul li {
|
||||
display: inline-block;
|
||||
padding: 0.8em;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.header nav ul li:hover {
|
||||
background: var(--link-hover);
|
||||
color: var(--background-dark);
|
||||
transition: .08s ease-in;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* CONTENT */
|
||||
.content {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
padding: 2em 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.subcontainer {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
border-radius: 8px;
|
||||
margin: 1em 0;
|
||||
padding: 1em;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.toc {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
border-radius: 4px;
|
||||
display: inline-block;
|
||||
margin: 0 1em 1em 1em;
|
||||
width: auto;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* FOOTER */
|
||||
.footer {
|
||||
background: var(--background);
|
||||
font-size: 11px;
|
||||
line-height: 1.3;
|
||||
padding: 1em 0;
|
||||
text-align: center;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.footer p {
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
}
|
||||
|
||||
/* MOBILE */
|
||||
@media only screen and (max-width: 600px) {
|
||||
body {
|
||||
margin: 0;
|
||||
padding: 1em;
|
||||
}
|
||||
.nomobile {
|
||||
display: none;
|
||||
}
|
||||
}
|
||||