textmod/Artifacts.txt

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{
"strings":
{
"ARTIFACT_GLASS_NAME": "Glass Bones and Paper Skin",
"ARTIFACT_GLASS_DESCRIPTION" : "\"Every morning, I break my legs. Every afternoon, I break my arms.\"",
"ARTIFACT_BOMB_NAME" : "Dying for Pie",
"ARTIFACT_BOMB_DESCRIPTION" : "\"They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.\"",
"ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_NAME" : "Secret Box",
"ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_DESCRIPTION" : "\"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...\"",
"ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_NAME" : "Free Balloon Day",
"ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_DESCRIPTION" : "\"I stole a balloon!\"",
"ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_NAME": "The Algae is Always Greener",
"ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_DESCRIPTION": "\"Goodbye everyone, I'll remember you all in therapy!\"",
"ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_NAME": "I Had An Accident",
"ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_DESCRIPTION": "\"One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.\"",
"ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_NAME": "Shanghaied",
"ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "\"Look, Patrick! A real, live ghost mop!\"",
"ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_NAME": "He Can Do It in Nine!",
"ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_DESCRIPTION": "\"Patric, shush!\"",
"ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_NAME": "Is This the Krusty Krab?",
"ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_DESCRIPTION": "\"No, this is Patrick.\"",
"ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_NAME": "Eek! A gorilla!",
"ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_DESCRIPTION": "\"I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job.\"",
"ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_NAME": "Meahoy, memoyay?",
"ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_DESCRIPTION": "\"Take it easy. It's just a drawing.\"",
"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_NAME": "Iron",
"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "Death carries a heavy price...",
"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE": "<style=cDeath><b>Good going, {0}</b></style>",
"ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE_2P": "<style=cDeath><b>Way to go, slugger.</b></style>",
"ARTIFACT_SWARMS_NAME": "Anchovies",
"ARTIFACT_SWARMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"ANCHOVIES!\"",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_NAME": "You Get Three Wishes",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_DESCRIPTION": "\"Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!\"",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_INTERACTION_PROMPT": "Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_INTERACTION_HEADER" : "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_WHITE_NAME" : "Basic Bitch Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_GREEN_NAME" : "Pretty Good Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_RED_NAME" : "Really Good Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_YELLOW_NAME" : "Friggin Weird Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_ORANGE_NAME" : "Citrus Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_BLUE_NAME" : "Dutchman's Wish",
"ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_UNKNOWN_NAME" : "Wish?",
"ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_NAME": "You STOLE It!",
"ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my [Tougher Times]?\"",
"ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_NAME": "CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS",
"ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_DESCRIPTION": "y",
"ARTIFACT_NONE_NAME" : "Please to Not Do",
"ARTIFACT_NONE_DESCRIPTION" : "How about don't."
}
}