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{
"EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_NAME": "Bees",
"EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_PICKUP": "Oh no, not the bees! ",
"EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_DESC": "Fire a swarm of missiles that deal .",
"EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_NAME": "Fut",
"EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_PICKUP": "Finally, some .",
"EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_DESC": "Instantly heal for .",
"EQUIPMENT_METEOR_NAME": "Blue Balls",
"EQUIPMENT_METEOR_PICKUP": "There was a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it.\r\nBUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.",
"EQUIPMENT_METEOR_DESC": " from the sky, damaging ALL characters for . Lasts 20 seconds.",
"EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_NAME": "Time Out Box",
"EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_PICKUP": "Go sit in the corner and think about what you did.",
"EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_DESC": "Fire a black hole that . Lasts 10 seconds",
"EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_NAME": "Kritzkrieg",
"EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_PICKUP": "OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST",
"EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_DESC": "Gain for 8 seconds.",
"EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_NAME": "Chaff",
"EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_PICKUP": "Gotta get the fuzz off my tail",
"EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_DESC": "Call to fight for you. Lasts 25 seconds.",
"EQUIPMENT_BFG_NAME": "BFG-9000",
"EQUIPMENT_BFG_PICKUP": "\"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of The Planet\"\r\n",
"EQUIPMENT_BFG_DESC": "Fires preon tendrils, zapping enemies within 35m for up to . On contact, detonate in an enormous 20m explosion for .",
"EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_NAME": "Fly Me To The Moon",
"EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_PICKUP": "You have lost Karma!",
"EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_DESC": "Sprout wings and . Gain for the duration.",
"EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_NAME": "Mike Pence",
"EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_PICKUP": "Mike \"The Electric Fence\" Pence.\r\nMike \"A Volt a Day Keeps the Gay Away\" Pence.\r\nMike \"DEUS VOLT\" Pence\r\nMike \"AC of DC\" Pence.\r\nMike \"LGBT BBQ\" Pence.\r\nMike \"Set phasers to straight\" Pence.\r\nMike \"Pole Smoker Choker\" Pence.",
"EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_DESC": "Call down a lightning strike on a targeted monster, dealing and nearby monsters.",
"EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_NAME": "Money Printer",
"EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_PICKUP": "It doesn't print any money. It uses money to print things.\r\nSorry for the confusion.",
"EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_DESC": "Fires a continuous barrage that deals . Costs $1 per bullet. Cost increases over time.",
"EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_NAME": "Lil' Healy Boi",
"EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_PICKUP":"He do his best",
"EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_DESC":"Gain a Woodsprite follower that heals for . Can be sent to an ally to heal them for .",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_NAME": "Red Hots",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_PICKUP": "We hot boi now",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_DESC": "",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_NAME": "5 Gum",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_PICKUP": "How it feels to chew 5 gum:\r\n\r\nStimulate your senses.",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_DESC": "",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_NAME": "Doublemint",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_PICKUP": "I wanna be a dentist!",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_DESC": "",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_NAME": "Juicy Fruit",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_PICKUP": "Stupid bullshit loses its flavor in like 4 minutes.",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_DESC": "",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_NAME": "No Gum",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_PICKUP": "Oh.",
"EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_DESC": "",
"EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_NAME" : "Chester",
"EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_PICKUP" : "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!",
"EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_DESC" : "Ignite ALL characters within 8m. Deal to yourself. The burn is stronger on allies, and stronger on enemies.",
"EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_NAME": "?",
"EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_PICKUP": "?",
"EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_DESC": " all interactables within 500m for .",
"EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_NAME" : "Totem of Bad",
"EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_PICKUP" : "You can put 5 of them down now. They're still really bad.",
"EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_DESC" : "ALL characters within are and have their . Can place up to .",
"EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_NAME" : "Monorail",
"EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_PICKUP" : "Ever need movement items?",
"EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_DESC" : "Create a of up to in length. Lasts 30 seconds.",
"EQUIPMENT_TONIC_NAME" : "The Sauce",
"EQUIPMENT_TONIC_PICKUP" : "Become God. Chance to become addicted to God's embrace",
"EQUIPMENT_TONIC_DESC" : "Drink the Tonic, gaining a boost for 20 seconds. Increases by . Increases by . Increases by . Increases by . Increases by . Increases by .\n\nWhen the Tonic wears off, you have a chance to gain a by .",
"EQUIPMENT_QUESTVOLATILEBATTERY_NAME" : "The Snack Bar",
"EQUIPMENT_QUESTVOLATILEBATTERY_PICKUP" : "Oh my god! J.C., a bomb!",
"EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_NAME" : "Soap",
"EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_PICKUP" : "Chance to remove permanent warp.",
"EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_DESC" : " all negative effects. Includes debuffs, damage over time, and nearby projectiles.",
"EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_NAME" : "Eg",
"EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_PICKUP" : "Dragon eg.",
"EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_DESC" : "Turn into a for seconds. Deal on impact. Detonates at the end for .",
"EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_NAME" : "Suya",
"EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_PICKUP" : "",
"EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_DESC" : "Gain for ",
"EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_NAME": "Shave & A Haircut",
"EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_PICKUP": "Gonna take a little off the top.",
"EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_DESC": "Throw that slice through enemies for damage. Also deals an additional while enemies. Can enemies again on the way back.",
"EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_NAME": "Do-over",
"EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_PICKUP": "No! I don't want that!",
"EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_DESC": " an Item or Equipment into a different one. .",
"EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_NAME": "Literally a Leech",
"EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_PICKUP": "I FEED OFF THE LIFE ENERGY OF OTHERS\r\nGIVE ME MORE",
"EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_DESC": " for of the you deal. Lasts seconds.",
"EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_NAME": "Drum",
"EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_PICKUP": "Let me play for you the song of my people...\r\n",
"EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_DESC": "All allies enter a for seconds. Increases by and by .",
"EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_NAME": "Barbie",
"EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_PICKUP": "Barbie can be anything she wants to. Including an effigy of eternal torment.",
"EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_DESC": "Throw a cursed doll out that any effects you have every second for seconds.",
}
}