{ "strings": { "PLAYER_KILLED_MESSAGE": "{1} just fucked {0}", "PLAYER_DIED_MESSAGE": "{0} committed die.", "PLAYER_PICKUP": "{0} yoinked {1}{2}", "PLAYER_PICKUP_2P": "You got {1}{2}", "PLAYER_CONNECTED": "{0} joined.", "PLAYER_DISCONNECTED": "{0} left.", "PLAYER_ACTIVATED_TELEPORTER_2P": "You found a Stage Advancinator .", "PLAYER_ACTIVATED_TELEPORTER": "{0} hit the Thing .", "PLAYER_PING_DEFAULT" : "{0} missed.", "PLAYER_PING_ENEMY" : "{0} needs {1} to not.", "PLAYER_PING_INTERACTABLE" : "{0} sees a {1}.", "PLAYER_PING_INTERACTABLE_WITH_COST" : "{0} sees a {1} ({2}).", "PLAYER_PING_COOLDOWN" : "Slow your roll, hedgehog.", "MONSTER_PICKUP": "{0} got a {1}{2}", "PORTAL_SHOP_WILL_OPEN":"Noot noot..", "PORTAL_SHOP_OPEN" : "There's a Family Dollar on the left", "PORTAL_GOLDSHORES_WILL_OPEN":"Shoutouts to simpleflips", "PORTAL_GOLDSHORES_OPEN" : "Remember to go to twitch.tv/simpleflips", "PORTAL_MS_WILL_OPEN":"The bridge is coming up", "PORTAL_MS_OPEN" : "Exit life, stage right", "STONEGATE_OPEN" : "Two dumb lizards in a cave are ready for you", "VULTURE_EGG_WARNING" : "Nobody steals our chicks...", "VULTURE_EGG_BEGIN" : "...and lives.", "LUNAR_TELEPORTER_IDLE" : "The Master Gate doesn't like good music", "LUNAR_TELEPORTER_ACTIVE" : "The Master Gate quietly plays Purple Haze", "BAZAAR_SEER_NAME" : "Next Stop", "BAZAAR_SEER_CONTEXT" : "Get Off the Bus", "BAZAAR_SEER_GOLEMPLAINS" : "Flat is justice", "BAZAAR_SEER_BLACKBEACH" : "Extra thicc", "BAZAAR_SEER_GOOLAKE" : "\"I've got nerves of steel and muscles of sand!\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_FOGGYSWAMP" : "\"Nothing?! We can't just sit here and do nothing!\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_FROZENWALL" : "\"Pinheeeeaaaadddd!\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_WISPGRAVEYARD" : "\"What's so special about dumb ol' Texas?\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_DAMPCAVESIMPLE" : "\"Patar fwee fwee!\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_SHIPGRAVEYARD" : "\"Leedle leedle leedle lee...\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_GOLDSHORES" : "\"Did you two get paint all over me first dollar?!\"", "BAZAAR_SEER_SKYMEADOW" : "bruh", "BAZAAR_SEER_MOON" : "\"A one-way ticket to pain!\"", "FAMILY_GOLEM" : "[WARNING] Gravel hurts to walk on barefoot", "FAMILY_JELLYFISH" : "[WARNING] There's a long line at the snack bar", "FAMILY_WISP" : "[WARNING] Bring your blood pressure medication", "FAMILY_BEETLE" : "[WARNING] Silly Beebles think they can handle it", "FAMILY_IMP" : "[WARNING] You interrupted an imp family dinner", "FAMILY_LEMURIAN" : "[WARNING] Barney will remember that...", "FAMILY_PARENT" : "[WARNING] It smells like a fresh cut lawn", "FAMILY_MUSHRUM" : "[WARNING] Moshi moshi", "FAMILY_LUNAR" : "[WARNING] Somehow, you got a family event on the moon. Nice.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_0_2P" : "You are dead. Not big surprise.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_0" : "{0} is dead. Not big surprise.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_1_2P" : "Good flip.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_1" : "{0} did a flip.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_2_2P" : "You died extremely painfully.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_2" : "{0} was found in the wreckage.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_3_2P" : "Kept ya waiting, huh?", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_3" : "{0} is still in a dream.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_4_2P" : "You don't feel so good.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_4" : "{0} was turned to dust, reduced to atoms.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_5_2P" : "Bruh", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_5" : "{0}", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_6_2P" : "Pick a new guy next time.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_6" : "{0} should pick a new guy.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_7_2P" : "Fuck.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_7" : "{0}. Fuck.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_8_2P" : "Broke my leg.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_8" : "{0} broke his leg.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_9_2P" : "You've been voted off the island.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_9" : "{0} was voted off the island.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_10_2P" : "You fucked up.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_10" : "{0} fucked up.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_11_2P" : "According to all known laws of aviation, you're dead.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_11" : "{0} quoted the Bee Movie and died.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_12_2P" : "\"Maybe some day...\"", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_12" : "{0} disobeyed the Magic Conch.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_13_2P" : "\"Oh man. It itches.\"", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_13" : "{0} is doomed to the Iron Butt.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_14_2P" : "It was inevitable.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_14" : "Urist Mc{0} has died.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_15_2P" : "Hamborgar", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_15" : "{0} was too Hungary.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_16_2P" : "Fucking weeb.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_16" : "{0} is a fucking weeb.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_17_2P" : "BY THE EMPEROR", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_17" : "{0} has been tried for heresy against the Emperium.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_18_2P" : "Get styled upon.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_18" : "{0} was styled upon.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_19_2P" : "Get bike locked", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_19" : "{0} got bike locked.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_20_2P" : "Sucks to suck", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_20" : "Sucks to suck, {0}", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_21_2P" : "That was definitely not your fault.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_21" : "That was definitely not {0}'s fault.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_22_2P" : "That was absolutely your fault.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_22" : "That was absolutely {0}'s fault.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_23_2P" : "You walk toward the light", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_23" : "{0} walks toward the light.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_24_2P" : "Astolfo.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_24" : "{0}. Astolfo.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_25_2P" : "Added that one to the site.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_25" : "{0} added a subtitle to 9iron.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_26_2P" : "Your crusade against Dracula will never be realized.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_26" : "Is that THE {0} Castlevania?", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_27_2P" : "No cigar.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_27" : "{0} was close, but no cigar.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_28_2P" : "Decimated", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_28" : "{0} was killed by 9/10ths of his unit.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_29_2P" : "Ain't nothin gonna break my style.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_29" : "{0} was slowed down.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_30_2P" : "\"Alexa,\"", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_30" : "{0} IS DEAD THIS IS SO SAD", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_31_2P" : "Are ya winning, son?", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_31" : "{0} is not winning.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_32_2P" : "PUYO", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_32" : "{0} wants to play Tetris.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_33_2P" : "It's almost cheating.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_33" : "{0} went hunting with a cougar.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_34_2P" : "being meguka is suffering", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_34" : "{0} is meguka", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_35_2P" : "Desu.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_35" : "{0} is dead desu.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_36_2P" : "Don't bite the curb.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_36" : "{0} bit the curb.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_37_2P" : "Interesting choice.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_37" : "{0} didn't pan out.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_BRITTLEDEATH_2P" : "Every morning you break your legs.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_BRITTLEDEATH" : "{0} was born with glass bones and paper skin.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_VOIDDEATH_2P" : "Stop! You violated the law. Pay the court a fine or serve your sentence. Your stolen goods are now forfeit.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_VOIDDEATH" : "{0} violated the law.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_0_2P": "You slipped and slid on that banana peel.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_0": "{0} is not number 1", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_1_2P": "You parried the ground and missed.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_1": "{0} didn't parry the ground.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_2_2P": "MY LEG", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_2": "{0}: MY LEG! Myyy leeeegg!", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_3_2P": "Did not squeaky that one.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_3": "{0} did not proc Tougher Times.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_4_2P": "Hey, Frailty is on.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_4": "{0} forgot about Frailty.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_5_2P": "You lost a fight with gravity.", "PLAYER_DEATH_QUOTE_FALLDAMAGE_5": "{0} lost a fight with gravity.", } }