{ "strings": { "EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_NAME": "Bees", "EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_PICKUP": "Oh no, not the bees! NOT THE BEES!!", "EQUIPMENT_COMMANDMISSILE_DESC": "Fire a swarm of 12 missiles that deal 12x300% damage.", "EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_NAME": "Fut", "EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_PICKUP": "Finally, some good fucking food.", "EQUIPMENT_FRUIT_DESC": "Instantly heal for 50% of your maximum health.", "EQUIPMENT_METEOR_NAME": "Blue Balls", "EQUIPMENT_METEOR_PICKUP": "There was a point where we needed to stop and we have clearly passed it.\r\nBUT LET'S KEEP GOING AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.", "EQUIPMENT_METEOR_DESC": "Rain meteors from the sky, damaging ALL characters for 600% damage per blast. Lasts 20 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_NAME": "Time Out Box", "EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_PICKUP": "\"We should take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!\"", "EQUIPMENT_BLACKHOLE_DESC": "Fire a black hole that draws enemies within 30m into its center. Lasts 10 seconds", "EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_NAME": "Kritzkrieg", "EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_PICKUP": "OKTOBERFEEEEEEEEEEEEEEST", "EQUIPMENT_CRITONUSE_DESC": "Gain +100% Critical Strike Chance for 8 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_NAME": "Chaff", "EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_PICKUP": "Gotta get the fuzz off my tail", "EQUIPMENT_DRONEBACKUP_DESC": "Call 4 Strike Drones to fight for you. Lasts 25 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_BFG_NAME": "BFG-9000", "EQUIPMENT_BFG_PICKUP": "\"You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of The Planet\"\r\n- A man who was very wrong", "EQUIPMENT_BFG_DESC": "Fires preon tendrils, zapping enemies within 35m for up to 600% damage/second. On contact, detonate in an enormous 20m explosion for 4000% damage.", "EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_NAME": "Fly Me To The Moon", "EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_PICKUP": "You have lost Karma!", "EQUIPMENT_JETPACK_DESC": "Sprout wings and fly for 15 seconds. Gain +20% movement speed for the duration.", "EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_NAME": "Mike Pence", "EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_PICKUP": "Mike \"The Electric Fence\" Pence.\r\nMike \"A Volt a Day Keeps the Gay Away\" Pence.\r\nMike \"DEUS VOLT\" Pence\r\nMike \"AC of DC\" Pence.\r\nMike \"LGBT BBQ\" Pence.\r\nMike \"Set phasers to straight\" Pence.\r\nMike \"Pole Smoker Choker\" Pence.", "EQUIPMENT_LIGHTNING_DESC": "Call down a lightning strike on a targeted monster, dealing 3000% damage and stunning nearby monsters.", "EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_NAME": "Money Printer", "EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_PICKUP": "It doesn't print any money. It uses money to print things.\r\nSorry for the confusion.", "EQUIPMENT_GOLDGAT_DESC": "Fires a continuous barrage that deals 100% damage per bullet. Costs $1 per bullet. Cost increases over time.", "EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_NAME": "Lil' Healy Boi", "EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_PICKUP":"He do his best", "EQUIPMENT_PASSIVEHEALING_DESC":"Gain a Woodsprite follower that heals for 1.5% of your maximum health/second. Can be sent to an ally to heal them for 10% of their maximum health.", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_NAME": "Red Hots", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_PICKUP": "We hot boi now", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXRED_DESC": "", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_NAME": "5 Gum", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_PICKUP": "How it feels to chew 5 gum:\r\n[overloading noises]\r\nStimulate your senses.", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXBLUE_DESC": "", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_NAME": "Doublemint", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_PICKUP": "I wanna be a dentist!", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXWHITE_DESC": "", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_NAME": "Juicy Fruit", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_PICKUP": "Stupid bullshit loses its flavor in like 4 minutes.", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXPOISON_DESC": "", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_NAME": "No Gum", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_PICKUP": "Oh.", "EQUIPMENT_AFFIXHAUNTED_DESC": "", "EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_NAME" : "Chester", "EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_PICKUP" : "CRAWLING IN MY SKIN! THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL!", "EQUIPMENT_BURNNEARBY_DESC" : "Ignite ALL characters within 8m. Deal 5% of your maximum health/second as burning to yourself. The burn is 0.5x stronger on allies, and 24x stronger on enemies.", "EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_NAME": "?", "EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_PICKUP": "?", "EQUIPMENT_SCANNER_DESC": "Reveal all interactables within 500m for 10 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_NAME" : "Totem of Bad", "EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_PICKUP" : "You can put 5 of them down now. They're still really bad.", "EQUIPMENT_CRIPPLEWARD_DESC" : "ALL characters within are slowed by 50% and have their armor reduced by 20. Can place up to 5.", "EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_NAME" : "Monorail", "EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_PICKUP" : "Ever need movement items?", "EQUIPMENT_GATEWAY_DESC" : "Create a quantum tunnel of up to 1000m in length. Lasts 30 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_TONIC_NAME" : "The Sauce", "EQUIPMENT_TONIC_PICKUP" : "Become God. Chance to become addicted to God's embrace", "EQUIPMENT_TONIC_DESC" : "Drink the Tonic, gaining a boost for 20 seconds. Increases damage by +100%. Increases attack speed by +70%. Increases armor by +20. Increases maximum health by +50%. Increases passive health regeneration by +300%. Increases movespeed by +30%.\n\nWhen the Tonic wears off, you have a 20% chance to gain a Tonic Affliction, reducing all of your stats by -5% (-5% per stack).", "EQUIPMENT_QUESTVOLATILEBATTERY_NAME" : "The Snack Bar", "EQUIPMENT_QUESTVOLATILEBATTERY_PICKUP" : "Oh my god! J.C., a bomb!", "EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_NAME" : "Soap", "EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_PICKUP" : "Chance to remove permanent warp.", "EQUIPMENT_CLEANSE_DESC" : "Cleanse all negative effects. Includes debuffs, damage over time, and nearby projectiles.", "EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_NAME" : "Eg", "EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_PICKUP" : "Dragon eg.", "EQUIPMENT_FIREBALLDASH_DESC" : "Turn into a draconic fireball for 5 seconds. Deal 500% damage on impact. Detonates at the end for 800% damage.", "EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_NAME" : "Suya", "EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_PICKUP" : "suya..", "EQUIPMENT_GAINARMOR_DESC" : "Gain 500 armor for 5 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_NAME": "Shave & A Haircut", "EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_PICKUP": "Gonna take a little off the top.", "EQUIPMENT_SAWMERANG_DESC": "Throw three large saw blades that slice through enemies for 3x400% damage. Also deals an additional 3x100% damage per second while bleeding enemies. Can strike enemies again on the way back.", "EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_NAME": "Do-over", "EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_PICKUP": "No! I don't want that!", "EQUIPMENT_RECYCLER_DESC": "Transform an Item or Equipment into a different one. Can only be converted into the same tier one time.", "EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_NAME": "Literally a Leech", "EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_PICKUP": "I FEED OFF THE LIFE ENERGY OF OTHERS\r\nGIVE ME MORE", "EQUIPMENT_LIFESTEALONHIT_DESC": "Heal for 20% of the damage you deal. Lasts 8 seconds.", "EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_NAME": "Drum", "EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_PICKUP": "Let me play for you the song of my people...\r\n[rapid manic drumming]", "EQUIPMENT_TEAMWARCRY_DESC": "All allies enter a frenzy for 7 seconds. Increases movement speed by 50% and attack speed by 100%.", "EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_NAME": "Barbie", "EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_PICKUP": "Barbie can be anything she wants to. Including an effigy of eternal torment.", "EQUIPMENT_DEATHPROJECTILE_DESC": "Throw a cursed doll out that triggers any On-Kill effects you have every 1 second for 8 seconds.", } }