diff --git a/Artifacts.txt b/Artifacts.txt index e61aafc..bd039f4 100755 --- a/Artifacts.txt +++ b/Artifacts.txt @@ -1,69 +1,66 @@ { "strings": { - "ARTIFACT_GLASS_NAME": "Artifact of Glass", - "ARTIFACT_GLASS_DESCRIPTION" : "Allies deal 500% damage, but have 10% health.", + "ARTIFACT_GLASS_NAME": "Glass Bones and Paper Skin", + "ARTIFACT_GLASS_DESCRIPTION" : "\"Every morning, I break my legs. Every afternoon, I break my arms.\"", - "ARTIFACT_BOMB_NAME" : "Artifact of Spite", - "ARTIFACT_BOMB_DESCRIPTION" : "Enemies drop multiple exploding bombs on death.", + "ARTIFACT_BOMB_NAME" : "Dying for Pie", + "ARTIFACT_BOMB_DESCRIPTION" : "\"They were made in a factory. A bomb factory. They're bombs.\"", - "ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_NAME" : "Artifact of Enigma", - "ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_DESCRIPTION" : "Spawn with a random equipment that changes every time it's activated.", + "ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_NAME" : "Secret Box", + "ARTIFACT_ENIGMA_DESCRIPTION" : "\"The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma...\"", - "ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_NAME" : "Artifact of Sacrifice", - "ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_DESCRIPTION" : "Monsters drop items on death, but Chests no longer spawn.", + "ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_NAME" : "Free Balloon Day", + "ARTIFACT_SACRIFICE_DESCRIPTION" : "\"I stole a balloon!\"", - "ARTIFACT_SPIRIT_NAME" : "Artifact of Spirit", - "ARTIFACT_SPIRIT_DESCRIPTION" : "All characters move faster at lower health.", + "ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_NAME": "You Are Me? Who Am I?", + "ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_DESCRIPTION": "\"OH NOOOOOOOO\"", - "ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_NAME": "Artifact of Metamorphosis", - "ARTIFACT_RANDOMSURVIVORONRESPAWN_DESCRIPTION": "Players always spawn as a random survivor.", - - "ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_NAME": "Artifact of Frailty", - "ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_DESCRIPTION": "Fall damage is doubled and lethal.", - - "ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_NAME": "Artifact of Soul", - "ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "Wisps emerge from defeated monsters.", - - "ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_NAME": "Artifact of Honor", - "ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_DESCRIPTION": "Enemies can only spawn as elites.", - - "ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_NAME": "Artifact of Kin", - "ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_DESCRIPTION": "Monsters will be of only one type per stage.", - - "ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_NAME": "Artifact of Dissonance", - "ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_DESCRIPTION": "Monsters can appear outside their usual environments.", - - "ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_NAME": "Artifact of Vengeance", - "ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_DESCRIPTION": "Your relentless doppelganger will invade every 10 minutes.", - - "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_NAME": "Artifact of Death", - "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "When one player dies, everyone dies. Enable only if you want to truly put your teamwork and individual skill to the ultimate test.", - "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE": "{0}'s death ripples forth.", - "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE_2P": "Your demise has catastrophic effect.", - - "ARTIFACT_SWARMS_NAME": "Artifact of Swarms", - "ARTIFACT_SWARMS_DESCRIPTION": "Monster spawns are doubled, but monster maximum health is halved.", - - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_NAME": "Artifact of Command", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_DESCRIPTION": "Choose your items.", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_INTERACTION_PROMPT": "Open", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_INTERACTION_HEADER" : "What is your Command?", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_WHITE_NAME" : "White Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_GREEN_NAME" : "Green Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_RED_NAME" : "Red Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_YELLOW_NAME" : "Yellow Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_ORANGE_NAME" : "Orange Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_BLUE_NAME" : "Blue Command Essence", - "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_UNKNOWN_NAME" : "Unknown Command Essence", + "ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_NAME": "I Had An Accident", + "ARTIFACT_WEAKASSKNEES_DESCRIPTION": "\"One more injury like that and you could wind up like that poor creature there. In the Iron Butt.\"", - "ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_NAME": "Artifact of Evolution", - "ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_DESCRIPTION": "Monsters gain items between stages.", + "ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_NAME": "Shanghaied", + "ARTIFACT_WISPONDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "\"Look, Patrick! A real, live ghost mop!\"", - "ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_NAME": "Artifact of Chaos", - "ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_DESCRIPTION": "Friendly fire is enabled for both survivors and monsters alike.", + "ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_NAME": "He Can Do It in Nine!", + "ARTIFACT_ELITEONLY_DESCRIPTION": "\"Patric, shush!\"", - "ARTIFACT_NONE_NAME" : "Disable Artifact", - "ARTIFACT_NONE_DESCRIPTION" : "Disables the selected Artifact.", + "ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_NAME": "Is This the Krusty Krab?", + "ARTIFACT_SINGLEMONSTERTYPE_DESCRIPTION": "\"No, this is Patrick.\"", + + "ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_NAME": "Eek! A gorilla!", + "ARTIFACT_MIXENEMY_DESCRIPTION": "\"I am in the gorilla suit. I thought I was doing a pretty good job.\"", + + "ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_NAME": "Meahoy, memoyay?", + "ARTIFACT_SHADOWCLONE_DESCRIPTION": "\"Take it easy. It's just a drawing.\"", + + "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_NAME": "Iron", + "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DESCRIPTION": "Death carries a heavy price...", + "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE": "Good going, {0}", + "ARTIFACT_TEAMDEATH_DEATHMESSAGE_2P": "Way to go, slugger.", + + "ARTIFACT_SWARMS_NAME": "Anchovies", + "ARTIFACT_SWARMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"ANCHOVIES!\"", + + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_NAME": "You Get Three Wishes", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_DESCRIPTION": "\"Wishes? I wish we had known that earlier!\"", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_INTERACTION_PROMPT": "Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_INTERACTION_HEADER" : "Eeny, meeny, miny, mo!", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_WHITE_NAME" : "Basic Bitch Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_GREEN_NAME" : "Pretty Good Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_RED_NAME" : "Really Good Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_YELLOW_NAME" : "Friggin Weird Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_ORANGE_NAME" : "Citrus Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_BLUE_NAME" : "Dutchman's Wish", + "ARTIFACT_COMMAND_CUBE_UNKNOWN_NAME" : "Wish?", + + "ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_NAME": "You STOLE It!", + "ARTIFACT_MONSTERTEAMGAINSITEMS_DESCRIPTION": "\"Alright, which one of you flatfoots stole my [Tougher Times]?\"", + + "ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_NAME": "CHAOS CHAOS CHAOS", + "ARTIFACT_FRIENDLYFIRE_DESCRIPTION": "y", + + "ARTIFACT_NONE_NAME" : "Please to Not Do", + "ARTIFACT_NONE_DESCRIPTION" : "How about don't." } -} \ No newline at end of file +}