diff --git a/Objectives.txt b/Objectives.txt
index e60ae2f..b03071e 100644
--- a/Objectives.txt
+++ b/Objectives.txt
@@ -13,5 +13,19 @@
"OBJECTIVE_CLEAR_ARENA" : "Fill doggo food bowls ({0}/{1})",
"OBJECTIVE_ARENA_CHARGE_CELL" : "Fill doggy dish ({0}%)",
"OBJECTIVE_SELFDESTRUCT_ESCAPE" : "OH FUCK HE'S GONNA BLOW UP THE GODDAMN MOON",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_SOUL": "Make my dick ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_SOUL_OOB": "Get back here and ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_BLOOD": "Make my dick ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_BLOOD_OOB": "Get back here and ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_DESIGN": "Make my dick ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_DESIGN_OOB": "Get back here and ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_MASS": "Make my dick ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_MASS_OOB": "Get back here and ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_BATTERY_MISSION": "Suck ({0}/{1})",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_RELEASE_DROPSHIP": "OH GOD THEY ",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_CHARGE_DROPSHIP": "I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THIS ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_CHARGE_DROPSHIP_OOB": " ({0}%)",
+ "OBJECTIVE_MOON_DROPSHIP_WAIT_FOR_ALLIES": "GET US THE FUCK OUT OF HERE",
+ "OBJECTIVE_FRACTION_PROGRESS_FORMAT": "{0} ({1}/{2})",
}
}