diff --git a/Main.txt b/Main.txt
index 312fea3..f23d227 100755
--- a/Main.txt
+++ b/Main.txt
@@ -27,14 +27,14 @@
 		"TITLE_ECLIPSE" : "Johnny Cash Mode",
 		"TITLE_ECLIPSE_DESC" : "I HURT MYSELF TODAY.",
 
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY_START": "Enter QuickPlay",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY_STOP": "Leave QuickPlay",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_HOST": "Start Private Game",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY_START": "Aw Yeah Randos",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY_STOP": "Nvm Fuck Randos",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_HOST": "Play Privately",
 		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_JOIN": "Join Lobby ID",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_INVITE": "Invite Friends",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_RETURN": "Back",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_FIND_GAME": "Join Multiplayer Game",
-		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_HOST_GAME": "Create Multiplayer Game",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_INVITE": "inv pls",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_RETURN": "Bakc",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_FIND_GAME": "Join a Guy",
+		"TITLE_MULTIPLAYER_HOST_GAME": "Make a Room",
 		"MORE_MUSIC" : "MUSIC",
 		"MORE_MUSIC_DESC" : "Hello everyone! Chris here, the composer of the game's soundtrack! Some of you might know me from the original Risk of Rain. The rest of you I'd love to get to know during this development period and beyond.\r\n\r\nWhile there's still more music to be written, I do hope you like what you hear so far! If you'd like to stay in the loop you can follow me on Twitter or Instagram (both @AstronautDown) and check out our Discord server!",
 		"MORE_MUSIC_BUTTON" : "TAKE ME!",
@@ -44,53 +44,53 @@
 		"MORE_LICENSE" : "LICENSING",
 		"MORE_LICENSE_DESC" : "Copyright (C) 2012 - 2020 Hopoo Games, LLC. All rights reserved. \r\n\r\nMade with Unity. Unity is a trademark or registered trademark of Unity Technologies or its affiliates in the U.S. and elsewhere. All rights reserved. \r\n\r\nPowered by Wwise (C) 2006 - 2020 Audiokinetic Inc. All rights reserved.\r\n\r\nAll other trademarks and registered trademarks are property of their respective owners.",
 
-		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY": "Find people automatically to join your Lobby.",
-		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_HOST": "Host an online game with both local and networked players in your Lobby. 1-4 players.",
-		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_JOIN": "Try to join a specific Lobby ID using your Clipboard content.",
-		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_INVITE": "Invite players from your Steam friends list to join your Lobby.",
+		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_QUICKPLAY": "Play with random people who don't know what they're doing.",
+		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_HOST": "Host a team of up to 4 assholes trying to murder Jimmy Hendrix.",
+		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_JOIN": "Join using a random lobby number from your clipboard.",
+		"DESC_MULTIPLAYER_INVITE": "Invite your Steam friends for steamy hot... steam.",
 
-		"TITLE_WEEKLY_START" : "Start Prismatic Trials",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_NO_ENTRY" : "You must complete a Prismatic Trial to see the time of other users.",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_NEXT_CYCLE_COUNTDOWN_FORMAT" : "Prismatic Trials - Next seed in {0:00}:{1:00}:{2:00}",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_DESCRIPTION" :	"<style=cWorldEvent>'Prismatic Trials'</style> allow you to compete with other players on the leaderboard for the fastest time, featuring an identical seeded game world for all players.\n\nTo beat the <style=cWorldEvent>Trials</style>, you must break <style=cWorldEvent>Time Crystals</style> to complete two stages as fast as possible.\n\n<style=cStack><i>The top 10% of players will be rewarded with literally nothing for now.</i></style>",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_RANK" : "Rank",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_NAME" : "Name",
-		"WEEKLY_RUN_TIME" : "Time",
+		"TITLE_WEEKLY_START" : "GOGOGO GOTTA GO FAST",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_NO_ENTRY" : "Ya gotta beat it first, asshole.",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_NEXT_CYCLE_COUNTDOWN_FORMAT" : "Half-Life 3 releases in {0:00}:{1:00}:{2:00}",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_DESCRIPTION" :	"<style=cWorldEvent>'Prismatic Trials'</style> allow you to wave your dick around in front of other people to try to get a good time on a set seed.\n\nTo beat the <style=cWorldEvent>Trials</style>, you must break <style=cWorldEvent>Time Crystals</style> to complete two stages as fast as possible.\n\n<style=cStack><i>The top 10% of players will be rewarded with literally nothing lmao.</i></style>",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_RANK" : "Place",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_NAME" : "Dude",
+		"WEEKLY_RUN_TIME" : "How Fast",
 
 		"CHARSELECT_RETURN": "Back",
-		"DIFFICULTY_EASY_NAME": "Drizzle",
-		"DIFFICULTY_EASY_DESCRIPTION": "Reduces difficulty for players new to the game. Weeping and gnashing is replaced by laughter and tickles.<style=cStack>\n\n>Player Health Regeneration: <style=cIsHealing>+50%</style> \n>Player Damage Reduction: <style=cIsHealing>+38%</style> \n>Difficulty Scaling: <style=cIsHealing>-50%</style></style>",
+		"DIFFICULTY_EASY_NAME": "Pussy Mode",
+		"DIFFICULTY_EASY_DESCRIPTION": "The perfect way to play, if you're <style=cIsDamage>a bitch</style>.<style=cStack>\n\n>Player Health Regeneration: <style=cIsHealing>Too high</style> \n>Player Damage Reduction: <style=cIsHealing>Eugh</style> \n>Difficulty Scaling: <style=cIsHealing>Pansy</style></style>",
 
-		"DIFFICULTY_NORMAL_NAME": "Rainstorm",
-		"DIFFICULTY_NORMAL_DESCRIPTION": "This is the way the game is meant to be played! Test your abilities and skills against formidable foes.",
+		"DIFFICULTY_NORMAL_NAME": "Pussy Mode",
+		"DIFFICULTY_NORMAL_DESCRIPTION": "Still too goddamn easy.",
 
-		"DIFFICULTY_HARD_NAME": "Monsoon",
-		"DIFFICULTY_HARD_DESCRIPTION": "For hardcore players. Every bend introduces pain and horrors of the planet. You will die.<style=cStack>\n\n>Player Health Regeneration: <style=cIsHealth>-40%</style> \n>Difficulty Scaling: <style=cIsHealth>+50%</style></style>",
+		"DIFFICULTY_HARD_NAME": "MONSOON",
+		"DIFFICULTY_HARD_DESCRIPTION": "\"Cock and ball torture. From Wikipedia, the Free Encyclopedia.\"<style=cStack>\n\n>Player Health Regeneration: <style=cIsHealth>DADDY YES</style> \n>Difficulty Scaling: <style=cIsHealth>BEAT ME HARDER</style></style>",
 		
-		"USER_PROFILE_DELETE_HEADER": "Delete Profile",
+		"USER_PROFILE_DELETE_HEADER": "Yeet",
 		"USER_PROFILE_DELETE_DESCRIPTION": "Are you really sure you want to delete profile \"<color=\"orange\">{0}</color>\"? Profile deletion cannot be undone, and all unlockables, stats, settings, and control configurations in the profile <style=cDeath>will be lost forever</style>.",
 		"USER_PROFILE_DELETE_YES": "Yes, I'm sure!",
 		"USER_PROFILE_DELETE_NO": "Nevermind...",
 		
 		"SUBMENU_PROFILE" : "Profile",
-		"SUBMENU_SELECT" : "Select",
-		"SUBMENU_BACK": "Back",
-		"SUBMENU_ACCEPT" : "Accept",
+		"SUBMENU_SELECT" : "That's It",
+		"SUBMENU_BACK": "Wait No",
+		"SUBMENU_ACCEPT" : "Sure",
 		"SUBMENU_SCROLL" : "Scroll",
-		"SUBMENU_DELETE" : "Delete",
+		"SUBMENU_DELETE" : "Baleet",
 		"SUBMENU_QUIT" : "Quit",
 		"SUBMENU_SUBMENU_SELECT" : "Change",
 
-		"ACHIEVEMENTS_SCREEN_TITLE": "Challenges",
-		"ACHIEVEMENT_CARD_REWARD_FORMAT": "Reward: {0}",
-		"ACHIEVEMENT_CARD_PREREQ_FORMAT" : "Requires completion of: {0}",
-		"CHAT_KEYBIND_TIP": "Press Enter to chat.",
+		"ACHIEVEMENTS_SCREEN_TITLE": "Cheevos",
+		"ACHIEVEMENT_CARD_REWARD_FORMAT": "You Get: {0}",
+		"ACHIEVEMENT_CARD_PREREQ_FORMAT" : "You Need To: {0}",
+		"CHAT_KEYBIND_TIP": "Press Enter to bitch.",
 
-		"GAME_RESULT_LOST": "Defeat!",
-		"GAME_RESULT_WON": "Victory!",
-		"GAME_RESULT_UNKNOWN": "Fate Unknown..",
+		"GAME_RESULT_LOST": "YOU FUCKING ATE IT",
+		"GAME_RESULT_WON": "REST IN PEACE, JIMMY",
+		"GAME_RESULT_UNKNOWN": "WHO KNOWS WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU",
 		
-		"UNIDENTIFIED" : "???",
+		"UNIDENTIFIED" : "Something?",
 		"UNIDENTIFIED_DESCRIPTION" : "You have not met the prerequisites for this Challenge yet.",
 		"UNIDENTIFIED_KILLER_NAME" : "The Planet",
 		"DESCRIPTION_PREFIX_FORMAT" : "Description:\n{0}",