diff --git a/CharacterSelect.txt b/CharacterSelect.txt
index 94b988e..7183163 100755
--- a/CharacterSelect.txt
+++ b/CharacterSelect.txt
@@ -1,24 +1,24 @@
 {
 	"strings":
 	{
-		"CHARACTER_SELECT_TITLE": "Character Select",
-		"CHARACTER_SELECT_SELECT_SURVIVOR" : "Select a Survivor",
-		"SURVIVOR_OVERVIEW": "Overview",
-		"SURVIVOR_SKILLS": "Skills",
-		"SURVIVOR_LOADOUT": "Loadout",
-		"CHARACTER_SELECT_READY": "Ready",
-		"CHARACTER_SELECT_LOCKED_IN": "Locked In",
+		"CHARACTER_SELECT_TITLE": "Pick a Guy",
+		"CHARACTER_SELECT_SELECT_SURVIVOR" : "Pick a Meat Puppet",
+		"SURVIVOR_OVERVIEW": "Words",
+		"SURVIVOR_SKILLS": "Doables",
+		"SURVIVOR_LOADOUT": "CHOOSE YER CER",
+		"CHARACTER_SELECT_READY": "Blowout when?",
+		"CHARACTER_SELECT_LOCKED_IN": "WE WAR NOW SERGEI",
 		
-		"LOADOUT_SKILL_PRIMARY": "Primary",
-		"LOADOUT_SKILL_SECONDARY": "Secondary",
-		"LOADOUT_SKILL_UTILITY": "Utility",
-		"LOADOUT_SKILL_SPECIAL": "Special",
-		"LOADOUT_SKILL_MISC": "Misc",
-		"LOADOUT_SKIN": "Skin",
+		"LOADOUT_SKILL_PRIMARY": "Bap",
+		"LOADOUT_SKILL_SECONDARY": "Bap Bap",
+		"LOADOUT_SKILL_UTILITY": "Zwoosh",
+		"LOADOUT_SKILL_SPECIAL": "Kapew",
+		"LOADOUT_SKILL_MISC": "Beep Boop",
+		"LOADOUT_SKIN": "[clothing noises]",
 
 		"CHARACTER_DESCRIPTION_AND_UNLOCK_FORMAT" : "{0}\n\n{1}",
 
-		"RANDOM_VOTE_NAME" : "Randomize",
-		"RANDOM_VOTE_DESCRIPTION" : "Vote for random choices.",
+		"RANDOM_VOTE_NAME" : "Who Cares",
+		"RANDOM_VOTE_DESCRIPTION" : "I don't fucking care just pick them",
 	}
-}
\ No newline at end of file
+}
diff --git a/Cutscene.txt b/Cutscene.txt
index 4b0bed9..296aeb5 100755
--- a/Cutscene.txt
+++ b/Cutscene.txt
@@ -1,29 +1,29 @@
 {
-    "strings":
-    {
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_FLAVOR_1" : "UES 'Safe Travels' ",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_FLAVOR_2" : "Last known coordinates of the UES 'Contact Light'",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_1" : "We're here, Captain. The distress beacon came from this exact coordinate.",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_2" : "This planet... it isn't on any star maps we know. This area isn't even on route... ",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_3" : "Any visuals on the Contact Light?",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_4" : "No sir... just debris.",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_5" : "Any signs of survivors?",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_6" : "....No sir. Bioscanner is dark.",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_7" : "Sir... the distress beacon. It mentioned... it mentioned a lot.",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_8" : "Monsters, and fighting, and...",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_9" : "...Sir... do you think we're ready?",
-        "CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_10" : "Sir?",
+	"strings":
+	{
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_FLAVOR_1" : "UES 'Safe Travels' ",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_FLAVOR_2" : "Last known coordinates of the UES 'Contact Light'",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_1" : "Captain, why the fuck did you drive us out to the middle of nowhere?",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_2" : "I told my wife I was gonna be home for dinner tonight.",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_3" : "Shut the fuck up. Do you see anybody down there?",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_4" : "The fuck do you mean? We're like 100km in the goddamn sky. How am I supposed to see people from up here?",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_5" : "Did I ask for backtalk?",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_6" : "I'll yeet myself out the airlock, don't test me.",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_7" : "...I don't have clearance for the airlock.",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_8" : "Hey Steve, could you get this for me?",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_9" : "Thanks man. I'll see you in hell.",
+		"CUTSCENE_INTRO_SUBTITLE_10" : "[airlock cycling noises]",
 
-		"GENERIC_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, hopeful for meaning.",
-		"COMMANDO_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, with everything but his humanity.",
-		"HUNTRESS_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so she left, her soul still remaining on the planet.",
-		"ENGI_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, more steel and circuit than man.",
-		"TREEBOT_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, ready to grow into something more.",
-		"CROCO_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, with delusions of freedom.",
-		"LOADER_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so she left, heart still racing.",
-		"MERC_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, with terrible power in shaking hands.",
-		"CAPTAIN_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, with a new tale to tell.",
-		"TOOLBOT_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, ready to recharge.",
-		"MAGE_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so she left, in love with a new passion: to explore.",
-    }
+		"GENERIC_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, with a default bugged description.",
+		"COMMANDO_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, having violated the Geneva Convention.",
+		"HUNTRESS_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so she left, dummy thicc.",
+		"ENGI_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, more bungus than man.",
+		"TREEBOT_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, with a plant.",
+		"CROCO_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, being the goodest doggo.",
+		"LOADER_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..AND SO SHE LEFT, BEING FUCKING INVINCIBLE.",
+		"MERC_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, with a crippling addiction to cocaine.",
+		"CAPTAIN_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so he left, more captain than captain captain.",
+		"TOOLBOT_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so it left, beep boop.",
+		"MAGE_OUTRO_FLAVOR" : "..and so she left, dummy thiccc.",
+	}
 }