diff --git a/Steam.txt b/Steam.txt
index 86cfb09..90cb992 100755
--- a/Steam.txt
+++ b/Steam.txt
@@ -1,27 +1,27 @@
 {
-  "strings":
-  {
-    "STEAM_PROMOTE_OWNER_TOOLTIP_BODY": "Promote to Lobby Leader",
-    "STEAM_COPY_LOBBY" : "Copy Lobby to Clipboard",
-    "STEAM_COPY_LOBBY_TO_CLIPBOARD_TOOLTIP_BODY": "Copy your current Lobby ID to your Clipboard.",
-    "STEAM_COPY_LOBBY_TO_CLIPBOARD_MESSAGE": "Copied Lobby ID to clipboard.",
-    "STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_ON_CLIPBOARD": "Join Clipboard Lobby",
-    "STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_CLIPBOARD_SUCCESS": "Joined Lobby ID.",
-    "STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_CLIPBOARD_FAIL": "Invalid Lobby ID.",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_PUBLIC": "Public",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_PRIVATE": "Private",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_FRIENDSONLY": "Friends Only",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_INVISIBLE": "Invisible",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_NOT_IN_LOBBY": "Not in lobby",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_LAUNCHING_QUICKPLAY": "Entering QuickPlay...",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_SEARCHING_FOR_EXISTING_LOBBY": "Searching for an existing lobby...",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_WAITING_BELOW_MINIMUM_PLAYERS": "{0}/{1} in lobby. Waiting for more players...",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_WAITING_ABOVE_MINIMUM_PLAYERS": "{0}/{1} in lobby. Launching in: {2}",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_OUT_OF_QUICKPLAY": "Not in QuickPlay queue.",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_CONNECTING_TO_HOST": "Connecting to host...",
-    "STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_STARTING_SERVER": "Starting server...",
-	"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_GAME_STARTING": "Game starting...",
-	"STEAM_LOBBY_VERSION_MISMATCH_DIALOG_TITLE": "Version Mismatch",
-	"STEAM_LOBBY_VERSION_MISMATCH_DIALOG_DESCRIPTION": "Could not join the lobby. The host of the game is running on a version that is either older or newer than yours.\nYours={0}\nTheirs={1}",
-  }
-}
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+	"strings":
+	{
+		"STEAM_PROMOTE_OWNER_TOOLTIP_BODY": "King me",
+		"STEAM_COPY_LOBBY" : "Copy Lobby to Clipboard",
+		"STEAM_COPY_LOBBY_TO_CLIPBOARD_TOOLTIP_BODY": "Copy your current Lobby ID to your Clipboard.",
+		"STEAM_COPY_LOBBY_TO_CLIPBOARD_MESSAGE": "Copied Lobby ID to clipboard.",
+		"STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_ON_CLIPBOARD": "Join Clipboard Lobby",
+		"STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_CLIPBOARD_SUCCESS": "Joined Lobby ID.",
+		"STEAM_JOIN_LOBBY_CLIPBOARD_FAIL": "Invalid Lobby ID.",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_PUBLIC": "Public",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_PRIVATE": "Private",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_FRIENDSONLY": "Friends Only",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_INVISIBLE": "Invisible",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_NOT_IN_LOBBY": "Not in lobby",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_LAUNCHING_QUICKPLAY": "Entering QuickPlay...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_SEARCHING_FOR_EXISTING_LOBBY": "Searching for an existing lobby...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_WAITING_BELOW_MINIMUM_PLAYERS": "{0}/{1} in lobby. Waiting for more players...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_QUICKPLAY_WAITING_ABOVE_MINIMUM_PLAYERS": "{0}/{1} in lobby. Launching in: {2}",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_OUT_OF_QUICKPLAY": "Not in QuickPlay queue.",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_CONNECTING_TO_HOST": "Connecting to host...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_STARTING_SERVER": "Starting server...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_STATUS_GAME_STARTING": "Game starting...",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_VERSION_MISMATCH_DIALOG_TITLE": "Version Mismatch",
+		"STEAM_LOBBY_VERSION_MISMATCH_DIALOG_DESCRIPTION": "Could not join the lobby. The host of the game is running on a version that is either older or newer than yours.\nYours={0}\nTheirs={1}",
+	}
+}
diff --git a/Tooltips.txt b/Tooltips.txt
index 899310f..1427275 100755
--- a/Tooltips.txt
+++ b/Tooltips.txt
@@ -1,28 +1,26 @@
 {
 	"strings":
 	{
-		"TOOLTIP_TIME_DIFFICULTY": "Difficulty is <i>ALWAYS</i> increasing with time - play fast!",
-		"TOOLTIP_EQUIPMENT": "<color=orange>Equipment</color> are powerful, activated items.",
-		"TOOLTIP_SPRINT": "Sprint to get around the map!",
-		"TOOLTIP_WIP_CONTENT_NAME" : "Under Construction",
-		"TOOLTIP_WIP_CONTENT_DESCRIPTION" : "This piece of content is still in development. Come back soon!",
+		"TOOLTIP_TIME_DIFFICULTY": "Play quickly or you're a nerd.",
+		"TOOLTIP_EQUIPMENT": "<color=orange>Orange bitches</color> are really good.",
+		"TOOLTIP_SPRINT": "Sprint.",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_LOG_NAME" : "Logbook Entry Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_LOG_DESCRIPTION" : "This entry will now appear in the Logbook.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_LOG_NAME" : "Lore Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_LOG_DESCRIPTION" : "Congratz, you got lore.",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ITEM_NAME" : "Item Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ITEM_DESCRIPTION" : "This item will now randomly appear in runs.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ITEM_NAME" : "Item Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ITEM_DESCRIPTION" : "You're stuck with it forever.",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_EQUIPMENT_NAME" : "Equipment Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_EQUIPMENT_DESCRIPTION" : "This equipment will now randomly appear in runs.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_EQUIPMENT_NAME" : "Citrus Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_EQUIPMENT_DESCRIPTION" : "Something about being orange.",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_SURVIVOR_NAME" : "Survivor Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_SURVIVOR_DESCRIPTION" : "This Survivor is now available.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_SURVIVOR_NAME" : "Dude Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_SURVIVOR_DESCRIPTION" : "You got a guy.",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ARTIFACT_NAME" : "Artifact Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ARTIFACT_DESCRIPTION" : "This Artifact is now available.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ARTIFACT_NAME" : "SpongeBob Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_ARTIFACT_DESCRIPTION" : "\"I've been humiliated for the LAST TIME!\"",
 
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_GENERIC_NAME" : "Unlocked",
-		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_GENERIC_DESCRIPTION" : "This content is now available.",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_GENERIC_NAME" : "Get",
+		"TOOLTIP_UNLOCK_GENERIC_DESCRIPTION" : "Get.",
 	}
-}
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+}