From 5038cf8491ba8f3c7150e5a5ce1a9f3ffd40acae Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Salt Date: Sat, 14 Nov 2020 07:21:57 -0600 Subject: [PATCH] Revise meme names for enemies --- CharacterBodies.txt | 66 ++++++++++++++++++++++----------------------- 1 file changed, 33 insertions(+), 33 deletions(-) diff --git a/CharacterBodies.txt b/CharacterBodies.txt index 9de1bef..4692129 100755 --- a/CharacterBodies.txt +++ b/CharacterBodies.txt @@ -232,41 +232,41 @@ "BOMBER_BODY_NAME": "Broken Bomber Guy", //[MONSTER] - "BEETLE_BODY_NAME": "Beeble", + "BEETLE_BODY_NAME": "bug", "BEETLE_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Heckuva lotta beeble this time", - "BEETLEGUARD_BODY_NAME": "Angry Beeble", + "BEETLEGUARD_BODY_NAME": "Angery Slammer", "BEETLEGUARD_BODY_SUBTITLE": "This could be bad", - "BISON_BODY_NAME" : "Moocow", + "BISON_BODY_NAME" : "Moomoomoo", "BISON_BODY_SUBTITLE": "[muffled Lon Lon Ranch in the distance]", - "GOLEM_BODY_NAME": "Granite Asshole", + "GOLEM_BODY_NAME": "Rocky Boi", "GOLEM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Clap clap clap clap clap", - "WISP_BODY_NAME": "Little Douche", + "WISP_BODY_NAME": "Skeeter", "WISP_BODY_SUBTITLE": "God dammit", - "GREATERWISP_BODY_NAME": "Big Green Douche", + "GREATERWISP_BODY_NAME": "Green Owwoww", "GREATERWISP_BODY_SUBTITLE": "MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE MOVE", - "LEMURIAN_BODY_NAME": "Lizardman", + "LEMURIAN_BODY_NAME": "Anorexic Barney the Dinosaur", "LEMURIAN_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Look out, they're gonna circle strafe", "LEMURIANBRUISER_BODY_NAME": "Flaming Lizardman", "LEMURIANBRUISER_BODY_SUBTITLE": "FUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCKFUCK", - "IMP_BODY_NAME": "Jukes McGee", + "IMP_BODY_NAME": "Juke Demon", "IMP_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Schwip schwip", "JELLYFISH_BODY_NAME": "Snackbar", "JELLYFISH_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Aloha", - "HERMIT_CRAB_BODY_NAME" : "Stonks", + "HERMIT_CRAB_BODY_NAME" : "Depressed Pimple", "HERMIT_CRAB_BODY_SUBTITLE": "They go up", - "BELL_BODY_NAME" : "Big Ben", + "BELL_BODY_NAME" : "Bing Bong", "BELL_BODY_SUBTITLE": "BONG BONG BONG", "CLAYBRUISER_BODY_NAME": "The Heavy from Team Fortress 2", "CLAYBRUISER_BODY_SUBTITLE": "I fear no man, but that... thing... he SCARES me", - "VULTURE_BODY_NAME" : "Birb", + "VULTURE_BODY_NAME" : "Old Hag", "VULTURE_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Birb", "ROBOBALLMINI_BODY_NAME" : "Gamesphere", "ROBOBALLMINI_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Nemesis of Razorwire", "NULLIFIER_BODY_NAME" : "Whiterun Guard", "NULLIFIER_BODY_SUBTITLE": "You have committed crimes against Petrichor V and her people", - "PARENT_BODY_NAME": "Daddy", + "PARENT_BODY_NAME": "Pappy", "PARENT_BODY_SUBTITLE": "OH YES GIVE IT TO ME HARDER DADDY", - "MINIMUSHROOM_BODY_NAME": "Moshi Moshi", + "MINIMUSHROOM_BODY_NAME": "Toadstool", "MINIMUSHROOM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "O", "LUNARWISP_BODY_NAME": "Blue Douche", "LUNARWISP_BODY_SUBTITLE": "I'm blue!", @@ -274,30 +274,30 @@ "LUNARGOLEM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "I'm blue!", //[BOSS] - "BEETLEQUEEN_BODY_NAME": "Big Beeble", - "BEETLEQUEEN_BODY_SUBTITLE": "This one's ours now", - "CLAYBOSS_BODY_NAME": "Ceramic Run-Ender", + "BEETLEQUEEN_BODY_NAME": "Sexy Beeble Queen", + "BEETLEQUEEN_BODY_SUBTITLE": "This suitcase full of BEES ought to help the situation", + "CLAYBOSS_BODY_NAME": "Meatball Extravaganza", "CLAYBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE": "G I V E G O O D S U C C", - "TITAN_BODY_NAME": "Beamos", - "TITAN_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Motherfucker's a glorified cat toy; go get 'im", + "TITAN_BODY_NAME": "A Bear", + "TITAN_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Saskatoon, Saskatchewan", "TITANGOLD_BODY_NAME": "ZFG", "TITANGOLD_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Look at that sum of best", "VAGRANT_BODY_NAME": "King Jellyfish", - "VAGRANT_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Off to scale Spork Mountain and die a violent death", - "MAGMAWORM_BODY_NAME": "Hot Chocolate", - "MAGMAWORM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Never ever let it cool", + "VAGRANT_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Off to scale Spork Mountain and die a horrible death", + "MAGMAWORM_BODY_NAME": "Alaskan Bull Worm", + "MAGMAWORM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "It's big, scary, and PINK", "ELECTRICWORM_BODY_NAME": "Devourer of Gods", - "ELECTRICWORM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Don't get cocky, kid", - "IMPBOSS_BODY_NAME": "Big Juke", - "IMPBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE": "Don't punch him when he spawns", - "GRAVEKEEPER_BODY_NAME": "Momma", - "GRAVEKEEPER_BODY_SUBTITLE": "DIDN'T MEAN TO MAKE YOU CRY", + "ELECTRICWORM_BODY_SUBTITLE": "YOU CAN'T KILL A GOD", + "IMPBOSS_BODY_NAME": "The Demon from Doom", + "IMPBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE": "[BFG Division plays in the distance]", + "GRAVEKEEPER_BODY_NAME": "Queen", + "GRAVEKEEPER_BODY_SUBTITLE": "If I'm not back again this time tomorrow...", "ROBOBALLBOSS_BODY_NAME" : "Balls of Steel", "ROBOBALLBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "Let God sort 'em out", "SUPERROBOBALLBOSS_BODY_NAME" : "Duke Nukem", - "SUPERROBOBALLBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "He's here to kick ass and chew bubblegum", - "SCAV_BODY_NAME" : "Mr. Worldwide", - "SCAV_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "Watch out, that one's got a Pre-", + "SUPERROBOBALLBOSS_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "Where is it?", + "SCAV_BODY_NAME" : "Backpack Cucked", + "SCAV_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "\"I can't believe I'm being backpack-cucked by my best friend Jose!\"", "SCAVLUNAR1_BODY_NAME" : "The Grinch", "SCAVLUNAR2_BODY_NAME" : "Horton", "SCAVLUNAR3_BODY_NAME" : "Sam I Am", @@ -306,14 +306,14 @@ "GRANDPARENT_BODY_NAME": "The Biggest of Daddies", "GRANDPARENT_BODY_SUBTITLE": "\"Daddy, no!\"\n\"DADDY, YES!\"", "ARTIFACTSHELL_BODY_NAME": "The Mystery Machine", - "ARTIFACTSHELL_BODY_DESCRIPTION": "Yeah it sure as fuck doesn't LOOK stabilized", + "ARTIFACTSHELL_BODY_DESCRIPTION": "Zoinks!", "BROTHER_BODY_NAME" : "Jimi Hendrix", "BROTHER_BODY_SUBTITLE" : "You ready for the Jimi Hendrix Experience?", //[DRONE] - "DRONE_GUNNER_BODY_NAME": "Brappata Drone", + "DRONE_GUNNER_BODY_NAME": "Aggro Taker", "DRONE_HEALING_BODY_NAME": "Heelie Boi", - "DRONE_BACKUP_BODY_NAME": "TALK SHIT GET HIT", + "DRONE_BACKUP_BODY_NAME": "My Posse", "DRONE_MISSILE_BODY_NAME": "Good Boy", "DRONE_MEGA_BODY_NAME": "Clem", "EQUIPMENTDRONE_BODY_NAME" : "Quip", @@ -321,7 +321,7 @@ "EMERGENCYDRONE_BODY_NAME" : "Reallie Heelie Boi", //[INTERACTORS/BODY] - "TURRET1_BODY_NAME": "Bobby", + "TURRET1_BODY_NAME": "Magma Worm Target", //[MISC] "ENGITURRET_BODY_NAME": "Fungus Chungus",