From 0ad2d6c34711b31590450266e9f2c7e311fbd610 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001 From: Salt Date: Sat, 29 Aug 2020 08:08:13 -0500 Subject: [PATCH] More lore I can't believe I just wrote in a subplot about Tim Allen performing experiments on himself and ultimately succumbing to his fate and having his head severed, spawning a ritualistic Home Improvement religion I mean I haven't wrote the second part in but I will, don't test me. --- Items.txt | 20 ++++++++++++++++---- 1 file changed, 16 insertions(+), 4 deletions(-) diff --git a/Items.txt b/Items.txt index 60b8997..851f240 100755 --- a/Items.txt +++ b/Items.txt @@ -8,7 +8,7 @@ "ITEM_CLOVER_NAME": "Sundae", "ITEM_CLOVER_PICKUP": "\"Easy like Sunday moooooooorning...\"", "ITEM_CLOVER_DESC": "All random effects are rolled +1 (+1 per stack)times for a favorable outcome.", - "ITEM_CLOVER_LORE": "\"Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.\"\n\"Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look! Maybe a story will cheer you up.\n\n\"It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'...\"", + "ITEM_CLOVER_LORE": "\"Go. Run away like all the others. No one would want a friend as ugly as I am.\"\n\n\"Sure they would! It makes them feel better about the way they look! Maybe a story will cheer you up.\n\n\"It's called 'The Ugly Barnacle'...\"", "ITEM_SYRINGE_NAME": "Sleezy German Medicine", "ITEM_SYRINGE_PICKUP": "Let's watch Steve eat meth chocolate.", @@ -18,7 +18,7 @@ "ITEM_BEAR_NAME": "You Can't Shoot Me", "ITEM_BEAR_PICKUP": "Oh fuck he shot me.", "ITEM_BEAR_DESC": "15% (+15% per stack) chance to block incoming damage. Unaffected by luck.", - "ITEM_BEAR_LORE": "Squeaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\n...\n\nSqueaky!\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...\n\n...", + "ITEM_BEAR_LORE": "Squeaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\nSqueaky!\n\n...\n\nSqueaky!\n\n...\n\n.", "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_NAME": "Ravioli Ravioli", "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_PICKUP": "Don't lewd the explosion loli.", @@ -40,6 +40,7 @@ "ITEM_TOOTH_NAME": "Gramma's Dentures", "ITEM_TOOTH_PICKUP": "Enemies drop a neverending bowl of cinnamon candies.", "ITEM_TOOTH_DESC": "Killing an enemy spawns a healing orb that heals for 8 plus an additional 2% (+2% per stack) of maximum health.", + "ITEM_TOOTH_LORE": "I have been publicly humiliated...\n\n...for the last time!", "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_NAME": "Blood-Red Bifocals", "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_PICKUP": "Four score and double damage ago.", @@ -48,6 +49,7 @@ "ITEM_HOOF_NAME": "Leg", "ITEM_HOOF_PICKUP": "Praise the leg and it will be good to you.", "ITEM_HOOF_DESC": "Increases movement speed by 14% (+14% per stack).", + "ITEM_HOOF_LORE": "When you're running from wisps in a frenzy at 30 HP and need a hand?\nLeg.\n\nWhen the Meatball Extravaganza decides it's time to succ?\nLeg.\n\nWhen you're strolling across Titanic Plains, regretting your survivor choice?\nLeg.\n\nWhen you're having a bad day and just need to go really fast?\nLeg.\n\nWhen you're caught in a Void Reaver implosion and need to get out for dear life?\nLeg.\n\nPraise be.", "ITEM_FEATHER_NAME": "Bird Hair", "ITEM_FEATHER_PICKUP": "I'm sorry.", @@ -72,6 +74,7 @@ "ITEM_MUSHROOM_NAME": "Bungus", "ITEM_MUSHROOM_PICKUP": "Buddy, I'm an engineer. And that means I solve problems.", "ITEM_MUSHROOM_DESC": "After standing still for 2 seconds, create a zone that heals for 4.5% (+2.25% per stack) of your health every second to all allies within 3m (+1.5m per stack).", + "ITEM_MUSHROOM_LORE": "\"You there. That mushroom. It's mine, hand it over.\"\n\n\"What?\"\n\n\"You heard me. Hands off the spores, asshole; it's mine.\"\n\n\"Why? What's so special about this fungus-\"\n\n\"Bungus.\"\n\n\"Bungus?\"\n\nHe takes the fungus.\n\n\"Bungus.\"", "ITEM_CROWBAR_NAME": "Hit Me Once", "ITEM_CROWBAR_PICKUP": "Don't hit me more than once. It's not gonna work.", @@ -178,6 +181,7 @@ "ITEM_ALIENHEAD_NAME": "Tim Allen's Severed Head", "ITEM_ALIENHEAD_PICKUP": "[Home Improvement noises]", "ITEM_ALIENHEAD_DESC": "Reduce skill cooldowns by 25% (+25% per stack).", + "ITEM_ALIENHEAD_LORE": "\"[Home Improvement noises]\"\n\n\"Tim, that's insane. You know you can't just-\"\n\n\"[Home Improvement noises]\"\n\n\"Yes, I know recent developments have necessitated that the project be pushed forward, but we can't send you-\"\n\n\"[Home Improvement noises]\"\n\n\"Yes. Yes, I understand. Yes, we'll send it to you immediately, Tim.\"\n\n\"[Home Improvement noises]\"\n\n\"Yes, we can move forward with that, too. When's a good time for you to come down to the lab?\"", "ITEM_TALISMAN_NAME": "Geoffrey", "ITEM_TALISMAN_PICKUP": "He a spooky boi, but nobody ever spells his name right.", @@ -368,6 +372,7 @@ "ITEM_BLEEDONHITANDEXPLODE_NAME" : "Exploding Hearts", "ITEM_BLEEDONHITANDEXPLODE_PICKUP" : "He's just a man name Mike.", "ITEM_BLEEDONHITANDEXPLODE_DESC" : "Critical Strikes bleed enemies for 240% base damage. Bleeding enemies explode on death for 400% (+400% per stack) damage, plus an additional 15% (+15% per stack) of their maximum health.", + "ITEM_BLEEDONHITANDEXPLODE_LORE": "\"You people do not learn. Curiosity just killed you.\"\n\n- Satan", "ITEM_SIPHONONLOWHEALTH_NAME" : "Bootleg Razorwire", "ITEM_SIPHONONLOWHEALTH_PICKUP" : "Pairs really well with normal razorwire.", @@ -384,29 +389,36 @@ "ITEM_ARTIFACTKEY_NAME" : "Golden Spatula", "ITEM_ARTIFACTKEY_PICKUP" : "Gain access to the Patty Wagon.", "ITEM_ARTIFACTKEY_DESC" : "A stone shard with immense power.", + "ITEM_ARTIFACTKEY_LORE": "\"Hey, I thought you didn't have a driver's license?\"\n\n\"You don't need a license to drive a sandwich.\"", "ITEM_CAPTAINDEFENSEMATRIX_NAME" : "Denied", "ITEM_CAPTAINDEFENSEMATRIX_PICKUP" : "And he sayeth to the Lemurian: \"Ehehehehe\"", "ITEM_CAPTAINDEFENSEMATRIX_DESC" : "Shoot down 1 (+1 per stack) projectiles within 20m every 0.5 seconds. Recharge rate scales with attack speed.", - + "ITEM_CAPTAINDEFENSEMATRIX_LORE": "There are exactly two situations in which you can read this text:\n\n1. You defeated a Captain's doppelganger and got the red to drop. Bravo.\n\n2. You cheated. You dirty dirty cheater. You dirty cheating cheating dirt-eating cheater. You fucking cheater.", + "ITEM_SCRAPWHITE_NAME" : "White Crap", "ITEM_SCRAPWHITE_PICKUP" : "Formerly Fireworks.", "ITEM_SCRAPWHITE_DESC" : "Does nothing. Prioritized when used with 3D Printers.", + "ITEM_SCRAPWHITE_LORE": "A disappointing box of stuffing and cheap wire.", "ITEM_SCRAPGREEN_NAME" : "Green Crap", "ITEM_SCRAPGREEN_PICKUP" : "Formerly a Chronobauble.", "ITEM_SCRAPGREEN_DESC" : "Does nothing. Prioritized when used with 3D Printers.", + "ITEM_SCRAPGREEN_LORE": "A small box of choice, hard-to-come-by parts, like motors and rare earth metals.", "ITEM_SCRAPRED_NAME" : "Red Crap", "ITEM_SCRAPRED_PICKUP" : "Nobody likes you, Timmy.", "ITEM_SCRAPRED_DESC" : "Does nothing. Prioritized when used with 3D Printers.", + "ITEM_SCRAPRED_LORE": "An intricately-organized box of exceedingly rare materials, such as radioactive samples and delicate local flora. Highly fragile, to the point where it could serve as a bomb in a pinch.\n\nNot like you'd do that.", "ITEM_SCRAPYELLOW_NAME" : "Yellow Crap", "ITEM_SCRAPYELLOW_PICKUP" : "Just chucked a fucking Beetle in there, whatever.", "ITEM_SCRAPYELLOW_DESC" : "Does nothing. Prioritized when used with 3D Printers.", + "ITEM_SCRAPYELLOW_LORE": "A box filled to the absolute brim with beetle legs.", "ITEM_LUNARBADLUCK_NAME" : "Pinhead", - "ITEM_LUNARBADLUCK_PICKUP" : "\"Which one of you is the REAL Dirty Dan?\"", + "ITEM_LUNARBADLUCK_PICKUP" : "\"Which one of you fellers is the REAL Dirty Dan?\"", "ITEM_LUNARBADLUCK_DESC": "All skill cooldowns are reduced by 2 (+1 per stack) seconds. All random effects are rolled +1 (+1 per stack) times for an unfavorable outcome.", + "ITEM_LUNARBADLUCK_LORE": "\"Alright, Pinhead! Your time is up!\"\n\n\"Who you callin' pinhead? I wanna be Dirty Dan!\"\n\n\"What makes you think you can be Dirty Dan?\"\n\n\"I'm dirty.\"", } }