diff --git a/Dialogue.txt b/Dialogue.txt index e87a90f..880c32c 100755 --- a/Dialogue.txt +++ b/Dialogue.txt @@ -13,12 +13,12 @@ "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_2" : "Here comes the pain train.", "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_3" : "I'm gonna get ya.", "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_4" : "That's gotta sting.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_5" : "You are nothing.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_6" : "Mistake.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_7" : "Scream, vermin.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_8" : "Break beneath me.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_9" : "Slow.", - "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_10" : "Your body will shatter.", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_5" : "What an uppercut.", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_6" : "C'mere, sweet cheeks.", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_7" : "Bet that hurt.", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_8" : "bomk", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_9" : "You're gonna need stitches.", + "BROTHER_DAMAGEDEALT_10" : "They're gonna have to glue you back together.", "BROTHER_KILL_1" : "Gotcha, bitch.", "BROTHER_KILL_2" : "Submit, vermin.", diff --git a/Items.txt b/Items.txt index d790730..b1190d4 100755 --- a/Items.txt +++ b/Items.txt @@ -23,10 +23,12 @@ "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_NAME": "Ravioli Ravioli", "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_PICKUP": "Don't lewd the explosion loli.", "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_DESC": "All your attacks explode in a 4m (+1.5m per stack) radius for a bonus 60% TOTAL damage to nearby enemies.", + "ITEM_BEHEMOTH_LORE": "Attached to the item is a note. It reads:\n\n\"licc\"\n\nYou ponder what degeneracy would lead a man to lewd a loli as pure as this.", "ITEM_MISSILE_NAME": "Meatball", "ITEM_MISSILE_PICKUP": "\"Meatball, meatball, spaghetti underneath!\"\r\n\"Ravioli ravioli great barrier reef!\"", "ITEM_MISSILE_DESC": "10% chance to fire a missile that deals 300% (+300% per stack) TOTAL damage.", + "ITEM_MISSILE_LORE": "\"But we did everything you said-- I followed all the rules! I even ate 105 black licorice jellybeans through a straw! Now why can't you tell me the formula?!\"\n\n\"It's your rule.\"", "ITEM_EXPLODEONDEATH_NAME": "Jellyfish Jelly", "ITEM_EXPLODEONDEATH_PICKUP": "\"I just had a sandwich, no ordinary sandwich!\"", @@ -45,6 +47,7 @@ "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_NAME": "Blood-Red Bifocals", "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_PICKUP": "Four score and double damage ago.", "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_DESC": "Your attacks have a 10% (+10% per stack) chance to 'Critically Strike', dealing double damage.", + "ITEM_CRITGLASSES_LORE": "Little-known fact: these things go by several names, including but not limited to:\n\nBlood-Red Bifocals\nCrit Glasses\nCrit Goggles\nLens-Makers\nMy Brand\nX-Ray Specs\nThicc Lenses\nVision Enhancinators\nCool Guy Shades\nThe Perscription\nRed Eyes\nSee Betters\n...\n\n[The list continues for twenty-four more pages]", "ITEM_HOOF_NAME": "Leg", "ITEM_HOOF_PICKUP": "Praise the leg and it will be good to you.", @@ -64,12 +67,13 @@ "ITEM_SEED_DESC": "Dealing damage heals you for 1 (+1 per stack) health.", "ITEM_ICICLE_NAME": "Elsa", - "ITEM_ICICLE_PICKUP": "Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a good item.", + "ITEM_ICICLE_PICKUP": "Do you want to get an item? It doesn't have to be a good one.", "ITEM_ICICLE_DESC": "Killing an enemy surrounds you with an ice storm that deals 600% damage per second. The storm grows with every kill, increasing its radius by 1m. Stacks up to 6m (+6m per stack).", "ITEM_GHOSTONKILL_NAME": "Happy Mask Salesman", "ITEM_GHOSTONKILL_PICKUP": "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you? (+3 days per stack)", "ITEM_GHOSTONKILL_DESC": "Killing enemies has a 7% chance to spawn a ghost of the killed enemy with 1500% damage. Lasts 30s (+30s per stack).", + "ITEM_GHOSTONKILL_LORE": "Dawn of the Final Day\n24 Hours Remain", "ITEM_MUSHROOM_NAME": "Bungus", "ITEM_MUSHROOM_PICKUP": "Buddy, I'm an engineer. And that means I solve problems.", @@ -79,15 +83,17 @@ "ITEM_CROWBAR_NAME": "Hit Me Once", "ITEM_CROWBAR_PICKUP": "Don't hit me more than once. It's not gonna work.", "ITEM_CROWBAR_DESC": "Deal 150% (+50% per stack) damage to enemies above 90% health.", + "ITEM_CROWBAR_LORE": "\"Aliens aren't invading, Freeman! You're just being paranoid!\"\n\"The mailman's not spying on you, Freeman! You're just being paranoid!\"\n\"There's no society of anthropomorphic frog people living in the sewer, Freeman! You're just being paranoid!\"\n\"Owls can't read your thoughts, Freeman! You're just being paranoid!\"\n\nBet you wouldn't call me paranoid now if you were still alive.", "ITEM_ATTACKSPEEDONCRIT_NAME": "Haha Crits Go Brrrr", "ITEM_ATTACKSPEEDONCRIT_PICKUP": "\"No! You can't just stack the same green item until endgame!\"", "ITEM_ATTACKSPEEDONCRIT_DESC": "Critical strikes increase attack speed by 12%. Maximum cap of 36% (+24% per stack) attack speed.", - "ITEM_ATTACKSPEEDONCRIT_LORE": "Gossip spreads quickly in terrified communities. Stories that keep the more fearful lizardfolk in their passageways. Hushed tales that frighten the most commanding of stone constructs and woodfolk and creatures of the plains. Fear travels between the trees and the valleys.\n\nA demon, fallen from the Sky, mighty enough to slay Providence and his Wurms. Only two arms, two legs - but with 22 unblinking, crimson eyes.\n", + "ITEM_ATTACKSPEEDONCRIT_LORE": "Warning: I will ruin this item for you\n\nSeriously, you'll never be able to see it the same again.\n\n\n\n\nHonestly, turn back.\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nThe dog nose on the front flops around whenever you move.", "ITEM_BLEEDONHIT_NAME": "Stabe", "ITEM_BLEEDONHIT_PICKUP": "Anyone not acurrently stabbing me or escaping, get back to work.", "ITEM_BLEEDONHIT_DESC": "15% (+15% per stack) chance to bleed an enemy for 240% base damage.", + "ITEM_BLEEDONHIT_LORE": "Never bring a knife to a gunfight. Unless it's a knoife, in which case you should bring seven of them and continue hitting your adversaries periodically.", "ITEM_SPRINTOUTOFCOMBAT_NAME": "India Jones", "ITEM_SPRINTOUTOFCOMBAT_PICKUP": "And the temple of get the fuck out.", @@ -96,7 +102,6 @@ "ITEM_FALLBOOTS_NAME": "I'M THE MARIO", "ITEM_FALLBOOTS_PICKUP": "[dancing fat Italian noises]", "ITEM_FALLBOOTS_DESC": "Increase jump height. Creates a 5m-100m radius kinetic explosion on hitting the ground, dealing 1000%-10000% base damage that scales up with speed. Recharges in 10 (-50% per stack) seconds.", - "ITEM_FALLBOOTS_LORE": "\"Denizens of lower-gravity planets like Mercury historically have had trouble adjusting to life on other planets. Mercurians, with their lower bone density (left) would typically shatter their femur within a week on heavier planets. Members of asteroid-rigged flotillas and colony ships have similar issues when arriving home from space.\r\n\r\nThe invention of Kinetic Dispersion Rings (above) help alleviate the stress of heavier-than-normal gravity by converting kinetic energy into heat, sound, and light. Settlers from Mercury could finally leave their home planet in safety.\"\r\n\r\n-Mercurian History Museum\r\n", "ITEM_WARDONLEVEL_NAME": "Motivational Cat Poster", "ITEM_WARDONLEVEL_PICKUP": "\"Hang in there!\"", @@ -121,7 +126,8 @@ "ITEM_JUMPBOOST_NAME": "Tweet", "ITEM_JUMPBOOST_PICKUP": "tweet tweet tweet", "ITEM_JUMPBOOST_DESC": "Jumping while sprinting boosts you forward by 10m(+10m per stack).", - + "ITEM_JUMPBOOST_LORE": "tweet tweet tweet tweet\n\ntweet tweet tweet\n\ntweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet\n\ntweet tweet\n\ntweet tweet tweet tweet tweet\n\ntweet\n\ntweet\n\ntweet tweet tweet tweet tweet tweet", + "ITEM_PERSONALSHIELD_NAME": "Blue Health", "ITEM_PERSONALSHIELD_PICKUP": "I have no clue how this interacts with new one-shot protection.", "ITEM_PERSONALSHIELD_DESC": "Gain a shield equal to 8% (+8% per stack) of your maximum health. Recharges outside of danger.", @@ -137,6 +143,7 @@ "ITEM_EQUIPMENTMAGAZINE_NAME": "Dead Battery", "ITEM_EQUIPMENTMAGAZINE_PICKUP": "Oh fuck oh god it's inflating shit how do I extinguish a lithium fire.", "ITEM_EQUIPMENTMAGAZINE_DESC": "Hold an additional equipment charge (+1 per stack). Reduce equipment cooldown by 15% (+15% per stack).", + "ITEM_EQUIPMENTMAGAZINE_DESC": "PROTIP: You cannot extinguish a lithium fire. You more or less have to let it burn.\n\nIf you wind up in this situation, evacuate the area, too, because those fumes will give you serious fucking cancer.", "ITEM_INFUSION_NAME": "Dracula", "ITEM_INFUSION_PICKUP": "Is that THE-", @@ -186,6 +193,7 @@ "ITEM_TALISMAN_NAME": "Geoffrey", "ITEM_TALISMAN_PICKUP": "He a spooky boi, but nobody ever spells his name right.", "ITEM_TALISMAN_DESC": "Kills reduce equipment cooldown by 4s (+2s per stack).", + "ITEM_TALISMAN_LORE": "\"Hey Andrew, how do you spell Jeffrey's name?\"\n\n\"You spelled it wrong.\"\n\n\"No I haven't, not yet anyway. So does Jeffrey's name start wi-\"\n\n\"You keep spelling it wrong, stop doing that.\"", "ITEM_KNURL_NAME": "Special Clay", "ITEM_KNURL_PICKUP": "Part of a balanced breakfast.", @@ -214,6 +222,7 @@ "ITEM_BOSSDAMAGEBONUS_NAME": "Big Boolet", "ITEM_BOSSDAMAGEBONUS_PICKUP": "Dude you should look up videos of people blowing up watermelons with high-caliber revolvers it's awesome.", "ITEM_BOSSDAMAGEBONUS_DESC": "Deal an additional 20% damage (+20% per stack) to bosses.", + "ITEM_BOSSDAMAGEBONUS_LORE": "\"Life is good.\" - Unknown old war philosopher", "ITEM_SPRINTARMOR_NAME": "Paper Plate", "ITEM_SPRINTARMOR_PICKUP": "DON'T", @@ -283,6 +292,7 @@ "ITEM_TITANGOLDDURINGTP_NAME": "Gold Ore", "ITEM_TITANGOLDDURINGTP_PICKUP": "oreGold\r\nMinecraft", "ITEM_TITANGOLDDURINGTP_DESC": "Summon Aurelionite during the teleporter event. It has 100% (+50% per stack) damage and 100% (+100% per stack) health.", + "ITEM_TITANGOLDDURINGTP_LORE": "Gold ore is one of the rarest types of mineral blocks found underground.\n\nContents:\n1 Obtaining\n1.1 Natural generation\n1.2 Breaking\n2 Usage\n2.1 Piglins\n2.2 Smelting ingredient\n3 Issues\n\nObtaining\n\nNatural generation\nGold ore can generate in the Overworld in the form of mineral veins. Gold ore attempts to generate 2 times per chunk in veins of size 1-9, from levels 0 to 31, in all biomes.\nGold ore also attempts to generate 20 times per chunk in veins of size 1-9, from levels 32 to 80, within any type of badlands, or within a chunk that is at least partially occupied by such a biome.\n\nBreaking\nGold ore drops as an item if mined by an iron pickaxe or higher. If mined by any other tool, it drops nothing. Unlike most ores, gold ore does not require Silk Touch to be obtained, and instead always drops itself.\n\nUsage\n\nPiglins\nPiglins become hostile toward players who mine gold ore, even if the player is wearing golden armor. Piglins also run toward any gold ores on the ground, and inspect it for 6 to 8 seconds before putting it in their inventory.\n\nIssues\n\nIssues relating to \"Gold Ore\" are maintained on the bug tracker. Report issues there.", "ITEM_SPRINTWISP_NAME": "Shatterspleen", "ITEM_SPRINTWISP_PICKUP": "haha gotcha",