diff --git a/.profile b/.profile
index db01a1c9..ee2a22e3 100755
--- a/.profile
+++ b/.profile
@@ -68,6 +68,11 @@ has() {
 	command -v "$1" > /dev/null 2>&1
 }
 
+# Doot
+if ! has doot; then
+	alias doot="echo Doot doot."
+fi
+
 # Grab pip completion, if it exists
 if has pip; then
 	case "$_baseshell" in