diff --git a/base/.profile b/base/.profile
index f7524db9..26e17ecf 100755
--- a/base/.profile
+++ b/base/.profile
@@ -248,6 +248,12 @@ else
 	alias ll="ls -Ahl $lsarguments"
 fi
 
+# Oneoffs and weird oneliners
+if [ "$(uname)" = "Linux" ]; then
+	# Shows realtime and low-nice processes
+	alias rtps="LIBPROC_HIDE_KERNEL=1 ps -eo pid,class,rtprio,ni,stat,comm --sort=+pcpu | awk '\$4!=0.0 {print}' | awk 'NR>1'"
+fi
+
 # Set up a default PS1 for bash
 _ps1bash() {
 	exitcode="$?"