diff --git a/hyprland/.config/kitty/kitty.conf b/hyprland/.config/kitty/kitty.conf
index 91d18ff4..70396e7a 100644
--- a/hyprland/.config/kitty/kitty.conf
+++ b/hyprland/.config/kitty/kitty.conf
@@ -1541,7 +1541,8 @@ include ~/.config/kitty/gruvbox.conf
 #:     exe_search_path +/some/appended/path
 #:     exe_search_path -/some/excluded/path
 
-# update_check_interval 24
+# Why the fuck does my terminal need to do this?
+update_check_interval 0
 
 #: The interval to periodically check if an update to kitty is
 #: available (in hours). If an update is found, a system notification