diff --git a/src/common-subtitle.php b/src/common-subtitle.php
index 9991c48..3474eb8 100644
--- a/src/common-subtitle.php
+++ b/src/common-subtitle.php
@@ -3,16 +3,10 @@
 		// Press F to pay respects
 		"For those afflicted",
 		"We don't fuck dragons",
+		"Golf puns are pretty shitty",
 		// F
 		"cowfee",
 		"gween tea",
-		"You shot it into the fucking sand",
-		"Your ball's in the lake",
-		"It's in the fucking trees, Mike",
-		"I don't even play golf",
-		"7-Wood was too obscure",
-		"We don't go to 8iron",
-		"Hits like a gravity hammer",
 		"Try it on mobile",
 		"Please don't try it on mobile",
 		// The joke is I'm not on Facebook and never have
@@ -83,7 +77,6 @@
 		"Lain in a bear suit",
 		"Let's get this out onto a tray. Nice. Mmkay.",
 		"This space intentionally left blank",
-		"",
 		"Banned in Australia",
 		"Banned in Australia(?)",
 		"I want a PSP again",
@@ -154,6 +147,7 @@
 		// - Also Sam
 		"God dammit, Sam",
 		"God dammit, Jacob",
+		"Brett...",
 		"God dammit",
 		"Cancer sucks. 0/10",
 		"Depression's alright. 3/10",