diff --git a/.htaccess b/.htaccess
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+++ b/.htaccess
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+# vim:ft=apache:
+ErrorDocument 400 /errors/400.php
+ErrorDocument 401 /errors/401.php
+ErrorDocument 403 /errors/403.php
+ErrorDocument 404 /errors/404.php
+ErrorDocument 410 /errors/410.php
+ErrorDocument 414 /errors/414.php
+ErrorDocument 500 /errors/500.php
+
+RedirectMatch 404 /\.git
+RedirectMatch 404 /\.templates
+RedirectMatch 404 /src
+RedirectMatch 404 /README.md
+RedirectMatch 404 /LICENSE
+RedirectMatch 404 /*.sh
diff --git a/errors/400.php b/errors/400.php
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+++ b/errors/400.php
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>400 Bad Request</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+ ___ ___
+|__ \__ _|__ \
+ / /\ \ /\ / / / /
+ |_| \ V V / |_|
+ (_) \_/\_/ (_)
+ </pre>
+ <h1>400</h1>
+ <p>You done fucked up, Aaron</p>
+ <p>Your browser sent an invalid request. Try again. If this keeps happening, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/401.php b/errors/401.php
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/401.php
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>401 Unauthorized</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+ /\/| /\/|
+|/\/_ _|/\/
+ \ \ /\ / /
+ \ V V /
+ \_/\_/
+ </pre>
+ <h1>401</h1>
+ <p>You're not authorized to access this resource.</p>
+ <p>If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/403.php b/errors/403.php
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/403.php
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+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>403 Forbidden</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+__ __
+\ \__ __/ /
+ \ \ \ /\ / / /
+ / /\ V V /\ \
+/_/ \_/\_/ \_\
+ </pre>
+ <h1>403</h1>
+ <p>You don't have permission to access this resource.</p>
+ <p>If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/404.php b/errors/404.php
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/404.php
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>404 Not Found</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+
+ _____ _____
+ / _ \ \ /\ / / _ \
+| __/\ V V / __/
+ \___| \_/\_/ \___|
+ </pre>
+ <h1>404</h1>
+ <p>Yeah, we couldn't find that one. Sorry.</p>
+ <p>Try your request again and, if it keeps happening, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/410.php b/errors/410.php
new file mode 100644
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/410.php
@@ -0,0 +1,25 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>410 Gone</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+
+
+
+ _ _ _
+(_|_|_)
+ </pre>
+ <h1>410</h1>
+ <p>Whatever's here isn't anymore.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/414.php b/errors/414.php
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/414.php
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>414 URI Too Long</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+
+ _____ _____ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ ___
+ / _ \ \ /\ / / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \
+| (_) \ V V / (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) |
+ \___/ \_/\_/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/
+ </pre>
+ <h1>414</h1>
+ <p>The request you sent had a URI that was waaaaayy too long.</p>
+ <p>I mean just look at the URL in your URL bar. It's huge.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/500.php b/errors/500.php
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--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/500.php
@@ -0,0 +1,26 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>500 Internal Server Error</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <pre>
+ ____ ____
+ / __ \__ __/ __ \
+ / / _` \ \ /\ / / / _` |
+| | (_| |\ V V / | (_| |
+ \ \__,_| \_/\_/ \ \__,_|
+ \____/ \____/
+ </pre>
+ <h1>500</h1>
+ <p>Something bad happened. Contact the site administrator and mention the error "500", the URL you tried to access, and the time it happened.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/styles/styles.css b/errors/styles/styles.css
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+++ b/errors/styles/styles.css
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+/*
+ * styles.css
+ * Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
+ *
+ * Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
+ */
+
+/* GLOBALS */
+.content h1 {
+}
+