diff --git a/.htaccess b/.htaccess new file mode 100644 index 0000000..45b0fbf --- /dev/null +++ b/.htaccess @@ -0,0 +1,15 @@ +# vim:ft=apache: +ErrorDocument 400 /errors/400.php +ErrorDocument 401 /errors/401.php +ErrorDocument 403 /errors/403.php +ErrorDocument 404 /errors/404.php +ErrorDocument 410 /errors/410.php +ErrorDocument 414 /errors/414.php +ErrorDocument 500 /errors/500.php + +RedirectMatch 404 /\.git +RedirectMatch 404 /\.templates +RedirectMatch 404 /src +RedirectMatch 404 /README.md +RedirectMatch 404 /LICENSE +RedirectMatch 404 /*.sh diff --git a/errors/400.php b/errors/400.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..747980e --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/400.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 400 Bad Request + + + +
+
+ 
+ ___           ___
+|__ \__      _|__ \
+  / /\ \ /\ / / / /
+ |_|  \ V  V / |_|
+ (_)   \_/\_/  (_)
+
+

400

+

You done fucked up, Aaron

+

Your browser sent an invalid request. Try again. If this keeps happening, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/401.php b/errors/401.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..1cb4d74 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/401.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 401 Unauthorized + + + +
+
+ 
+ /\/|        /\/|
+|/\/_      _|/\/ 
+   \ \ /\ / /    
+    \ V  V /     
+     \_/\_/      
+
+

401

+

You're not authorized to access this resource.

+

If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/403.php b/errors/403.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4b21377 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/403.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 403 Forbidden + + + +
+
+ 
+__            __
+\ \__      __/ /
+ \ \ \ /\ / / / 
+ / /\ V  V /\ \ 
+/_/  \_/\_/  \_\
+
+

403

+

You don't have permission to access this resource.

+

If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/404.php b/errors/404.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..ca85fcc --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/404.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 404 Not Found + + + +
+
+ 
+                   
+  _____      _____ 
+ / _ \ \ /\ / / _ \
+|  __/\ V  V /  __/
+ \___| \_/\_/ \___|
+
+

404

+

Yeah, we couldn't find that one. Sorry.

+

Try your request again and, if it keeps happening, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/410.php b/errors/410.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f914e7e --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/410.php @@ -0,0 +1,25 @@ + + + + + + 410 Gone + + + +
+
+ 
+       
+       
+       
+ _ _ _ 
+(_|_|_)
+
+

410

+

Whatever's here isn't anymore.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/414.php b/errors/414.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..96b0161 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/414.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 414 URI Too Long + + + +
+
+ 
+                                                                          
+  _____      _____   ___   ___   ___   ___   ___   ___   ___   ___   ___  
+ / _ \ \ /\ / / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _ \ 
+| (_) \ V  V / (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) | (_) |
+ \___/ \_/\_/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ 
+
+

414

+

The request you sent had a URI that was waaaaayy too long.

+

I mean just look at the URL in your URL bar. It's huge.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/500.php b/errors/500.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..b9422ad --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/500.php @@ -0,0 +1,26 @@ + + + + + + 500 Internal Server Error + + + +
+
+ 
+   ____            ____  
+  / __ \__      __/ __ \ 
+ / / _` \ \ /\ / / / _` |
+| | (_| |\ V  V / | (_| |
+ \ \__,_| \_/\_/ \ \__,_|
+  \____/          \____/ 
+
+

500

+

Something bad happened. Contact the site administrator and mention the error "500", the URL you tried to access, and the time it happened.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/styles/styles.css b/errors/styles/styles.css new file mode 100644 index 0000000..8cda8eb --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/styles/styles.css @@ -0,0 +1,11 @@ +/* + * styles.css + * Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt + * + * Distributed under terms of the MIT license. + */ + +/* GLOBALS */ +.content h1 { +} +