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 ### Useful Scripts
 
+Scripts that are useful to everyone. Some of these are just ricer, some of these are actually pretty fuggin cool.
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 binary | description 
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 `colortest` | Ricey color tester
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 ### One-Off Scripts
 
+One-off scripts that I wrote once and probably won't use very often.
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 binary | description 
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 `cconvert` | Converts a hex color into RGB integers
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 ### Specialized Scripts
 
-Scripts that are really only useful to me.
+Scripts that are really only useful to me; may or may not be used often.
 
 binary | description 
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 ### Bullshit Scripts
 
+Random crap
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 binary | description 
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 `cowsayeternal` | Build up a ton of nested `cowsay` output