diff --git a/shrc/zshrc b/shrc/zshrc
index d8f107f..621e7a6 100755
--- a/shrc/zshrc
+++ b/shrc/zshrc
@@ -32,6 +32,7 @@ zstyle :compinstall filename '/home/salt/.zshrc'
 autoload -Uz compinit
 compinit
 compdef _git dot
+compdef _ssh ssht
 
 # The prompt
 autoload -Uz promptinit
diff --git a/ssht b/ssht
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..95fbbd2
--- /dev/null
+++ b/ssht
@@ -0,0 +1,90 @@
+#! /usr/bin/env bash
+#
+# ssht
+# Copyright (C) 2018 salt <salt@lap-th-e560-0>
+#
+# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
+#
+
+name="$(basename $0 .sh)"
+
+# $1:	Message
+function log() {
+	[ -z ${1+x} ] && return 1
+	printf "\e[94m$name\e[0m: $*\n"
+}
+
+# $1:	Binary in $PATH
+function check_program_exists() {
+	if ! which $1 > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+		return 1
+	fi
+	return 0
+}
+
+function get_tor_port() {
+	for port in 9050 9051 9150 9151; do
+		if netstat -ntl | grep 127.0.0.1:"$port" > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+			export return="$port"
+			return 0
+		fi
+	done
+	return 1
+}
+
+# $1:	Tor Port
+# $2:	Host
+# $*:	Command
+function ssh_through_tor() {
+	[ -z ${3+x} ] && return 1
+	ssh -o ProxyCommand="nc -x 127.0.0.1:$1 \%h \%p" $2 ${*:3}
+}
+
+# $1:	Tor Port
+# $2:	Host
+function get_ssh_ip() {
+	# Yes, this is bad and you could totally run it through an SSH tunnel
+	# to avoid the curl requirement on the remote host
+	# Yes, that would avoid an extraneous connection
+	# TODO: That, also add curl to the list of critical requirements
+	log "Checking if host $2 has curl"
+	if ssh_through_tor "$1" "$2" which curl > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+		log "Finding out host's IP through curl"
+		export return="$(ssh_through_tor $1 $2 curl -s http://whatismyip.akamai.com)"
+		return 0
+	fi
+	# TODO: Add more identification methods
+	return 1
+}
+
+# $1:	Host
+# $*:	Arguments to ssh
+function main() {
+	if ! [[ "$1" == *.onion ]]; then
+		log "First argument must be a .onion address"
+		exit 1
+	fi
+	for dep in ssh tor netstat nc; do
+		if ! check_program_exists "$dep"; then
+			log "Could not find critical dependency \"$dep\""
+			exit 50
+		fi
+	done
+	if ! get_tor_port; then
+		log "Tor is not running"
+		exit 51
+	fi
+	torport="$return"
+	log "Found Tor listening on local port $torport"
+	if ! get_ssh_ip $torport $1; then
+		log "Failed to determine target's public IP"
+		exit 52
+	fi
+	ssh_ip="$return"
+	log "Found public IP: $ssh_ip"
+	unset return torport
+	exec ssh $ssh_ip ${*:2}
+}
+
+main "$@"
+