Commit Graph

64 Commits

Author SHA1 Message Date
0292f8db93 Add a GitLab runner to vm-general-1
This is weird
This is going to immediately trigger a pipeline in GitLab, which will immediately use this runner
I love technology
2022-07-21 23:22:14 -05:00
783c38e34c Move Minecraft over to hetzner, too 2022-07-21 22:17:36 -05:00
e98598c5e3 Fuck jenkins 2022-07-21 22:17:36 -05:00
5a9c435dd3 Move everything into one huge monolithic VM 2022-07-21 22:17:36 -05:00
7f22884627 Fully decom pleroma 2022-07-10 22:52:37 -05:00
7f6b52b225 Make the FQCN warning happy again 2022-06-16 23:45:29 -05:00
9e2cabd198 Give incredibly much less of a flying flip about when the last Ansible play was
At this point I've given up on consistency in plays
2022-06-16 23:22:47 -05:00
fa80e52bd7 Clear host errors before looping over Nagios stuff, too 2022-05-15 15:41:13 -05:00
6db274a959 Remove Docker CPU/Memory checks
Unnecessary, methinks
2022-05-15 15:39:53 -05:00
128b3bd982 Add some fancy schmancy unicode to our monitoring alert scripts 2022-05-02 15:46:41 -05:00
2c410a1a7c Remove a deprecated entry for movienight task include 2022-05-02 15:21:59 -05:00
7e40ad28ca Remove libreddit
Not sadge
2022-05-02 15:20:52 -05:00
73a5208d11 Remove movienight
sadge
2022-05-02 15:19:56 -05:00
9ffbadf9ed Add a check for executables in /tmp 2022-04-27 17:58:00 -05:00
d483eaa07b Add ara and its related secrets 2022-04-23 10:54:26 -05:00
73560ce6f6 Gather facts on prod_web.yml
You know that might be why my Nagios configuration fails
2022-04-18 11:34:46 -05:00
f64c0de901 Increase timeout on ansible-last-run 2022-03-26 19:57:37 -05:00
0d16877d93 Disable libreddit
I have no interest in maintaining a tool that I don't use
that attracts DMCA notices.

Fuck that.
2022-03-24 11:49:37 -05:00
d27554bffb Give the Nagios bullshit it's own play I guess 2022-03-04 21:29:24 -06:00
9caef14ee7 Exclude loopback disks in check_disk
Apparently we just now encountered an issue with those that Snap caused. Thanks, Snap.
2022-02-18 19:16:01 -06:00
3dfd06cbdb Disable a ton of fact gathering -- I anticipate this will fail at CI 2022-02-15 15:19:34 -06:00
5efeaa18e9 Polish up checks 2022-02-13 10:11:45 -06:00
46a567c46a Make memory checks a lot tighter
Alright look, I design my systems with 10% overhead, not 20%
2022-02-02 07:41:22 -06:00
aef8f31c87 Change Nagios Matrix channel 2022-01-27 14:31:58 -06:00
662d94a948 Fix incorrect group for Zerotier checks 2022-01-24 18:07:53 -06:00
964d3228e2 Add some more correct settings for jenkins 2022-01-23 08:47:26 -06:00
5e9c137b34 Decom peertube, add jenkins 2022-01-22 09:48:47 -06:00
fe00d12377 Add some opt-in docker checks 2022-01-11 18:30:27 -06:00
fb465a666e Add temperature sensors to Pis 2022-01-11 00:16:54 -06:00
4a1c5ea8e1 Use new-style checks for the temperature command 2022-01-11 00:00:31 -06:00
0140784111 Add hostgroup for device types 2022-01-10 23:54:03 -06:00
8517e842b2 Add checks for the R720's thermal monitors, also add those thermal monitors 2022-01-10 22:14:07 -06:00
8a3f13a939 Give ansible play check a bit more wiggle room, missing a single day isn't that bad 2022-01-09 11:32:16 -06:00
c59781b47e Define a timeperiod for Nagios and assign it to our matrix notify user 2022-01-04 18:00:55 -06:00
e0b385a1c5 Fix accidentally removing a ton of checks from each host 2022-01-03 13:18:14 -06:00
db78f7eaf6 Separate HOSTALIAS from SERVICEDESC more properly on Nagios 2021-12-26 22:56:03 -06:00
8612eec85e Create an Ansible contactgroup in Nagios and tie it to all alerts, enroll our Matrix user in that group 2021-12-24 16:56:06 -06:00
1791c40465 Working on Matrix integration for Nagios 2021-12-24 16:47:21 -06:00
c6c57fce6c Change alert destination email address 2021-12-24 15:36:18 -06:00
09f33966ac Disable memory checks for machines running ZFS
I give up. I'll circle back on this later
2021-12-24 15:32:53 -06:00
5031833f39 Remove Package Updates check
It's just pointless noise to be honest, it's way too loud. Perhaps a proper patch management solution would be in order?
2021-12-15 20:06:12 -06:00
72697a3953 Move check_disk to those restricted checks, also exclude AppImage loopback mounts 2021-12-15 19:57:20 -06:00
9aab2d6557 Tune the transaction limits for that check we just added 2021-12-09 16:23:59 -06:00
273d83be64 Add a check for old, uncommited PostgreSQL transactions
Sometimes reading the blogs of developers whose software you use is worth it
2021-12-09 16:17:49 -06:00
fcffd834a0 Move Nagios into its own role
It was getting way too big
2021-12-08 21:34:32 -06:00
e85d81ef38 Drop logs for lr.cowfee.moe 2021-11-30 14:11:27 -06:00
558709ce6f Deploy libreddit 2021-11-29 23:33:56 -06:00
ee5f8ffe92 Make a box to move Stalin back home where he belongs 2021-11-19 20:38:20 -06:00
fd55782766 Overhaul DNS names for machines 2021-10-15 19:03:55 -05:00
d06fc65af9 Correct errors in nginx configuration 2021-10-02 21:53:44 -05:00