Modularize out all our service checks

I want them in DATA STRUCTURES God dammit. Get them out of the config file.

playbooks/tasks/web/nagios-ansible.cfg.j2

@@ -56,88 +56,23 @@ define command {
 	command_line		$USER1$/check_nrpe -H $HOSTADDRESS$ -c $ARG1$
 }
 
-# Services for all hosts
+# Services
+# Everything here is defined in nagios_services
+{% if nagios_services is defined %}
+{% for service in nagios_services %}
 define service {
 	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	HTTP
-	check_command		check_http
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-checkhttp
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	HTTPS
-	check_command		check_http!--ssl
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-checkhttp
-}
-
-# Services for NRPE-capable hosts
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Disk Usage
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_disk_all
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Users
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_users
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	CPU Load
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_load
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Reboot Required
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_reboot_required
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-# Systemd unit checks
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Unit ansible-pull.service
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_systemd_ansiblepull_service
-	hostgroup_name		ansible-pull
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Unit backup.service
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_systemd_backup_service
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Unit backup.timer
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_systemd_backup_timer
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Unit ansible-pull.timer
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_systemd_ansiblepull_timer
-	hostgroup_name		ansible-pull
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Unit docker.service
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_systemd_docker_service
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpe
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	Swap Usage
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_swap
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-nrpeswap
-}
-define service {
-	use			ansible-generic-service
-	service_description	PostgreSQL
-	check_command		check_nrpe!check_pgsql
-	hostgroup_name		nagios-checkpgsql
+	service_description	{{ service.name }}
+	check_command		{{ service.command }}
+	hostgroup_name		{{ service.hostgroup }}
+	{% if service.extra is defined %}
+	{% for kvp in service.extra %}
+	{{ kvp.key }} {{ kvp.value }}
+	{% endfor %}
+	{% endif %}
 }
+{% endfor %}
+{% endif %}
 
 # Hostgroups
 # Everything here is dynamically-generated based on tags from Netbox

playbooks/tasks/web/nagios.yml

@@ -4,6 +4,53 @@
   tags: [ nagios ]
 - name: template out config for nagios
   template: src=nagios-ansible.cfg.j2 dest=/data/nagios/etc/objects/ansible.cfg owner=root group=root mode=0644
+  vars:
+    nagios_services:
+      # Agentless checks
+      - name: HTTP
+        command: check_http
+        hostgroup: nagios-checkhttp
+      - name: HTTPS
+        command: check_http!--ssl
+        hostgroup: nagios-checkhttp
+      # Agented checks
+      - name: CPU Load
+        command: check_nrpe!check_load
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Disk Usage
+        command: check_nrpe!check_disk_all
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Reboot Required
+        command: check_nrpe!check_reboot_required
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Unit backup.service
+        command: check_nrpe!check_systemd_backup_service
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Unit backup.timer
+        command: check_nrpe!check_systemd_backup_timer
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Unit docker.service
+        command: check_nrpe!check_systemd_docker_service
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      - name: Users
+        command: check_nrpe!check_users
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpe
+      # Tag-specific checks
+      # ansible-pull
+      - name: Unit ansible-pull.service
+        command: check_nrpe!check_systemd_ansiblepull_service
+        hostgroup: ansible-pull
+      - name: Unit ansible-pull.timer
+        command: check_nrpe!check_systemd_ansiblepull_timer
+        hostgroup: ansible-pull
+      # nagios-checkpgsql
+      - name: PostgreSQL
+        command: check_nrpe!check_pgsql
+        hostgroup: nagios-checkpgsql
+      # nagios-nrpeswap
+      - name: Swap Usage
+        command: check_nrpe!check_swap
+        hostgroup: nagios-nrpeswap
   register: config
   tags: [ nagios, template ]
 - name: assure config file is loaded