diff --git a/playbooks/db.yml b/playbooks/db.yml
index 7108d78..3e89bce 100755
--- a/playbooks/db.yml
+++ b/playbooks/db.yml
@@ -5,8 +5,6 @@
 - hosts: psql1.desu.ltd
   roles:
     - role: backup
-      vars:
-        backup_script: s3pgdump
       tags: [ backup ]
     - role: motd
       vars:
@@ -47,8 +45,6 @@
 - hosts: psql1.9iron.club
   roles:
     - role: backup
-      vars:
-        backup_script: s3pgdump
       tags: [ backup ]
     - role: motd
       vars:
diff --git a/playbooks/pimp.yml b/playbooks/pimp.yml
index 0691267..7bdbd86 100755
--- a/playbooks/pimp.yml
+++ b/playbooks/pimp.yml
@@ -23,9 +23,6 @@
         - { path: /srv/nfs, src: nfs }
       tags: [ pis, storage ]
   roles:
-#    - role: backup
-#      vars:
-#        backup_script: s3pgdump
     - role: backup
       vars:
         backup_s3backup_list_extra:
@@ -34,7 +31,6 @@
           - /srv/nfs/k8s/default/web-jackett-config-pvc
           - /srv/nfs/k8s/default/web-netbox-pvc
           - /srv/nfs/k8s/default/web-transmission-config-pvc
-          - /var/lib/postgresql
         backup_time: "Mon *-*-* 02:00:00"
       tags: [ backup ]
     - role: motd
diff --git a/roles/backup/templates/s3backup.sh b/roles/backup/templates/s3backup.sh
index d8af91b..37fed9e 100644
--- a/roles/backup/templates/s3backup.sh
+++ b/roles/backup/templates/s3backup.sh
@@ -1,8 +1,8 @@
 #! /bin/bash
 #
 # s3backup.sh
-# General-purpose, Ansible-managed backup script to push directories to
-# an S3 bucket
+# General-purpose, Ansible-managed backup script to push directories, DBs, and
+# more up to an S3 bucket
 #
 # NOTICE: THIS FILE CONTAINS SECRETS
 # This file may contain the following secrets depending on configuration:
@@ -19,6 +19,11 @@
 
 set -e
 
+# AWS S3 configuration
+# NOTE: THIS IS SECRET INFORMATION
+export AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID="{{ backup_s3_aws_access_key_id }}"
+export AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY="{{ backup_s3_aws_secret_access_key }}"
+
 # Directories to backup
 # Ansible will determine the entries here
 
@@ -30,31 +35,46 @@ DIRS+=("{{ item }}")
 {% endfor %}
 # End directories
 
-# AWS S3 configuration
-# NOTE: THIS IS SECRET INFORMATION
-export AWS_ACCESS_KEY_ID="{{ backup_s3_aws_access_key_id }}"
-export AWS_SECRET_ACCESS_KEY="{{ backup_s3_aws_secret_access_key }}"
-
 # Tar up all items in the backup list, recursively, and pipe them straight
 # up to S3
-if [ -z "${DIRS[*]}" ]; then
-	echo "No directories configured to back up!"
-	exit 0
+if [ -n "${DIRS[*]}" ]; then
+	echo "Commencing backup on the following items:"
+	for dir in "${DIRS[@]}"; do
+		echo "- $dir"
+	done
+	echo "Will ignore the following items:"
+	{% for item in backup_s3backup_exclude_list + backup_s3backup_exclude_list_extra %}
+	echo "- {{ item }}"
+	{% endfor %}
+	echo "Will upload resultant backup to {{ backup_s3_bucket }}"
+	nice -n 10 tar {{ backup_s3backup_tar_args }}{{ backup_s3backup_tar_args_extra }} \
+	{% for item in backup_s3backup_exclude_list + backup_s3backup_exclude_list_extra %}
+		--exclude "{{ item }}" \
+	{% endfor %}
+		"${DIRS[@]}" \
+		| aws s3 cp - \
+		"s3://{{ backup_s3_bucket }}/{{ inventory_hostname }}/$(date "+{{ backup_dateformat }}").tar.gz"
 fi
-echo "Commencing backup on the following items:"
-for dir in "${DIRS[@]}"; do
-	echo "- $dir"
-done
-echo "Will ignore the following items:"
-{% for item in backup_s3backup_exclude_list + backup_s3backup_exclude_list_extra %}
-echo "- {{ item }}"
-{% endfor %}
-echo "Will upload resultant backup to {{ backup_s3_bucket }}"
-nice -n 10 tar {{ backup_s3backup_tar_args }}{{ backup_s3backup_tar_args_extra }} \
-{% for item in backup_s3backup_exclude_list + backup_s3backup_exclude_list_extra %}
-	--exclude "{{ item }}" \
-{% endfor %}
-	"${DIRS[@]}" \
-	| aws s3 cp - \
-	"s3://{{ backup_s3_bucket }}/{{ inventory_hostname }}/$(date "+{{ backup_dateformat }}").tar.gz"
 
+# Dump Postgres DBs, if possible
+if command -v psql > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+	# Populate a list of databases
+	declare -a DATABASES
+	while read line; do
+		DATABASES+=("$line")
+	done < <(sudo -u postgres psql -t -A -c "SELECT datname FROM pg_database where datname not in ('template0', 'template1', 'postgres');" 2>/dev/null)
+
+	# pgdump all DBs, compress them, and pipe straight up to S3
+	echo "Commencing backup on the following databases:"
+	for dir in "${DATABASES[@]}"; do
+		echo "- $dir"
+	done
+	echo "Will upload resultant backups to {{ backup_s3_bucket }}"
+	for db in "${DATABASES[@]}"; do
+		echo "Backing up $db"
+		sudo -u postgres pg_dump "$db" \
+			| gzip -v9 \
+			| aws s3 cp - \
+			"s3://{{ backup_s3_bucket }}/{{ inventory_hostname }}/$db-$(date "+{{ backup_dateformat }}").pgsql.gz"
+	done
+fi