diff --git a/playbooks/home.yml b/playbooks/home.yml
index 339bc2e..7952510 100644
--- a/playbooks/home.yml
+++ b/playbooks/home.yml
@@ -40,6 +40,8 @@
                 38306234316364306134396138376230626630633733306432626637616239373838646433343761
                 3436643661633766616564663937346232353666386531363438
       tags: [ desktop ]
+    - role: pulseaudio
+      tags: [ pulse, pulseaudio ]
     - role: desktop-sddm
       vars:
         sddm_theme_name: "breeze"
diff --git a/roles/common/tasks/main.yml b/roles/common/tasks/main.yml
index 979a085..3187c55 100644
--- a/roles/common/tasks/main.yml
+++ b/roles/common/tasks/main.yml
@@ -33,6 +33,7 @@
         copy:
           src: "motd-news"
           dest: "/etc/default/motd-news"
+        tags: [ motd ]
       - name: Disable default update-motd tasks
         file:
           path: "/etc/update-motd.d/{{ item }}"
@@ -49,7 +50,14 @@
           - "92-unattended-upgrades"
           - "95-hwe-eol"
           - "97-overlayroot"
+      tags: [ motd ]
       when: ansible_distribution == "Ubuntu"
+    - name: Add update-motd tasks
+      template:
+        src: 50-ansible-motd.sh
+        dest: /etc/update-motd.d/50-ansible
+        mode: "0755"
+      tags: [ motd ]
     - name: Configure Ansible user
       include_tasks: ansibleuser.yml
   become: yes
diff --git a/roles/common/templates/50-ansible-motd.sh b/roles/common/templates/50-ansible-motd.sh
new file mode 100755
index 0000000..6d13fe3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/common/templates/50-ansible-motd.sh
@@ -0,0 +1,34 @@
+#! /bin/sh
+#
+# 50-ansible-motd.sh
+# Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
+#
+# Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
+#
+
+# Service statuses
+if command -v systemctl > /dev/null 2>&1; then
+	len=20
+	printf "Services:\n"
+	for unit in \
+		9iron-backup \
+		ansible-pull
+	do
+		systemctl status $unit > /dev/null 2>&1
+		case $? in
+			0)
+				printf " * %-${len}.${len}s\e[32mRunning\e[0m\n" $unit
+				;;
+			1|2)
+				printf " * %-${len}.${len}s\e[31mDead\e[0m\n" $unit
+				;;
+			3)
+				printf " * %-${len}.${len}s\e[34mExited\e[0m\n" $unit
+				;;
+			*)
+				printf " * %-${len}.${len}s\e[33mUnknown\e[0m\n" "$unit"
+				;;
+		esac
+	done
+fi
+
diff --git a/roles/desktop-common/tasks/packages.yml b/roles/desktop-common/tasks/packages.yml
index 196197c..0ee430e 100644
--- a/roles/desktop-common/tasks/packages.yml
+++ b/roles/desktop-common/tasks/packages.yml
@@ -19,10 +19,14 @@
       url: "{{ item }}"
     loop:
       - "https://packages.riot.im/debian/riot-im-archive-keyring.gpg" # Element
+      - "https://download.spotify.com/debian/pubkey.gpg" # Spotify 1
+      - "https://download.spotify.com/debian/pubkey_0D811D58.gpg" # Spotify 2
   - name: Add repos
     apt_repository:
       repo: "{{ item }}"
     loop:
+      # Spotify
+      - "deb http://repository.spotify.com stable non-free"
       # Monodevelop
       - "deb https://download.mono-project.com/repo/ubuntu vs-bionic main"
       # Element
@@ -151,6 +155,8 @@
         - retroarch
         - rofi
         - scrot
+        - slack-desktop
+        - spotify-client
         - steam-installer
         - syncthing-gtk
         - telegram-desktop
@@ -191,6 +197,7 @@
     apt:
       deb: "{{ item }}"
     loop:
+      - "https://downloads.slack-edge.com/linux_releases/slack-desktop-4.8.0-amd64.deb"
       - "https://github.com/MultiMC/MultiMC5/releases/download/0.6.8/multimc_1.4-1.deb"
       - "https://zoom.us/client/latest/zoom_amd64.deb"
   - name: Install desktop applications through pip3
@@ -207,18 +214,13 @@
         - discord
         - sengi
         - scrcpy # Remote Android viewing
-        - spotify # Forgive me father
-  - name: Install Snap applications classically
-    snap:
-      classic: yes
-      name: "{{ item }}"
-    loop:
-      - slack
   - name: Remove Snap applications
     snap:
       name:
         - pixelorama
         - riot-web
+        - slack
+        - spotify
       state: absent
   - name: Remove desktop applications through APT
     apt:
diff --git a/roles/pulseaudio/tasks/main.yml b/roles/pulseaudio/tasks/main.yml
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3c01464
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/pulseaudio/tasks/main.yml
@@ -0,0 +1,32 @@
+#!/usr/bin/ansible-playbook
+# vim:ft=ansible:
+---
+- name: Install and configure PulseAudio
+  block:
+    - name: Install packages
+      apt:
+        name:
+          - pulseaudio
+    - name: Template out configs
+      template:
+        src: "{{ item.src }}"
+        dest: "{{ item.dest }}"
+        mode: "{{ item.mode }}"
+      loop:
+        - { src: "pulse-client.conf", dest: "/etc/pulse/client.conf", mode: "0644" }
+        - { src: "pulse-daemon.conf", dest: "/etc/pulse/daemon.conf", mode: "0644" }
+        - { src: "pulse-default.pa", dest: "/etc/pulse/default.pa", mode: "0644" }
+        - { src: "pulseaudio.service", dest: "/etc/systemd/system/pulseaudio.service", mode: "0644" }
+    - name: Assure pulse user
+      user:
+        name: pulseaudio
+        password: "!"
+        system: yes
+        home: /var/lib/pulse
+        groups: audio
+    - name: Enable service
+      systemd:
+        name: pulseaudio
+        enabled: yes
+        daemon_reload: yes
+  become: yes
diff --git a/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-client.conf b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-client.conf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..116187e
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-client.conf
@@ -0,0 +1,3 @@
+# Managed via Ansible
+autospawn = no
+default-server = unix:/tmp/pulse-server
diff --git a/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-daemon.conf b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-daemon.conf
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..11af05c
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-daemon.conf
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+# Configuration file for the PulseAudio daemon. See pulse-daemon.conf(5) for
+# more information. Default values are commented out.  Use either ; or # for
+# commenting.
+
+# Bugfixes for my desktop's audio card
+realtime-scheduling = no # Fixes a weird stutter issue
+
+# Sanity
+flat-volumes = no
+
+# Audio Quality
+default-sample-format = s32le # Pulse does 16bit sampling by default for some reason
+default-sample-rate = 48000 # Higher sample rate than default
+alternate-sample-rate = 44100
+resample-method = speex-float-5 # Increase resampling quality
+avoid-resampling = true
+
+default-fragments = 5 # Pulse, why are you so friggin latent by default?
+default-fragment-size-msec = 10
+
+high-priority = yes
+nice-level = -19
+
diff --git a/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-default.pa b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-default.pa
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..464f143
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulse-default.pa
@@ -0,0 +1,77 @@
+#!/usr/bin/pulseaudio -nF
+#!/usr/bin/pulseaudio -nF
+#
+.fail
+
+load-module module-device-restore
+load-module module-stream-restore
+load-module module-card-restore
+load-module module-augment-properties
+### Should be after module-*-restore but before module-*-detect
+load-module module-switch-on-port-available
+### Use hot-plugged devices like Bluetooth or USB automatically (LP: #1702794)
+.ifexists module-switch-on-connect.so
+load-module module-switch-on-connect
+.endif
+
+# Device detection
+.ifexists module-udev-detect.so
+load-module module-udev-detect
+.else
+load-module module-detect
+.endif
+
+# Bluetooth
+.ifexists module-bluetooth-policy.so
+load-module module-bluetooth-policy
+.endif
+.ifexists module-bluetooth-discover.so
+load-module module-bluetooth-discover
+.endif
+
+# Protocols
+.ifexists module-esound-protocol-unix.so
+load-module module-esound-protocol-unix
+.endif
+load-module module-native-protocol-unix auth-group=audio socket=/tmp/pulse-server
+
+# Load GSettings/paprefs modules
+.ifexists module-gsettings.so
+.nofail
+load-module module-gsettings
+.fail
+.endif
+
+load-module module-default-device-restore
+load-module module-always-sink
+load-module module-intended-roles
+load-module module-suspend-on-idle
+
+### If autoexit on idle is enabled we want to make sure we only quit
+### when no local session needs us anymore.
+.ifexists module-console-kit.so
+load-module module-console-kit
+.endif
+.ifexists module-systemd-login.so
+load-module module-systemd-login
+.endif
+
+# Enable positioned event sounds
+load-module module-position-event-sounds
+# Cork music/video streams when a phone stream is active
+load-module module-role-cork
+# Block audio recording for snap confined packages
+.ifexists module-snap-policy.so
+load-module module-snap-policy
+.endif
+
+load-module module-filter-heuristics
+load-module module-filter-apply
+
+## Gets around a weird audio skipping bug on my desktop
+.ifexists module-udev-detect.so
+load-module module-udev-detect tsched=0
+
+## My laptop gets sink suspension popping when using headphones
+unload-module module-suspend-on-idle
+
diff --git a/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulseaudio.service b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulseaudio.service
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3d07b92
--- /dev/null
+++ b/roles/pulseaudio/templates/pulseaudio.service
@@ -0,0 +1,23 @@
+# vim:ft=systemd
+# NOTE: This service is ONLY useful IF you have the following:
+#  * client.conf is set to not autospawn and listen to a socket instead
+#  * default.pa is configured to start such a socket
+# Using this unit file and complaining to me that it doesn't work without
+# the other configs in place will result in me not giving a shit
+
+## THIS UNIT DOES NOT START PULSE IN SYSTEM MODE
+## THIS UNIT DOES NOT START PULSE IN SYSTEM MODE
+## THIS UNIT DOES NOT START PULSE IN SYSTEM MODE
+## THIS UNIT DOES NOT START PULSE IN SYSTEM MODE
+## THIS UNIT DOES NOT START PULSE IN SYSTEM MODE
+[Unit]
+Description=Pulseaudio sound server
+
+[Service]
+User=pulseaudio
+Group=pulseaudio
+ExecStart=/usr/bin/pulseaudio --disallow-exit
+ExecReload=/bin/kill -HUP $MAINPID
+
+[Install]
+WantedBy=multi-user.target