diff --git a/src/common-subtitle.php b/src/common-subtitle.php
index 6d89a0a..65c9e83 100644
--- a/src/common-subtitle.php
+++ b/src/common-subtitle.php
@@ -2,8 +2,11 @@
 	$subtitles = array(
 		// Press F to pay respects
 		"For those afflicted",
+		// F
 		"We don't fuck dragons",
 		// F
+		"Synapse a shit, use XMPP",
+		// F
 		"cowfee",
 		"gween tea",
 		"You shot it into the fucking sand",