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 				<h1>About 9iron</h1>
-				<p>Not really too much to say. I spun it up as a homepage to direct people to my other servers and am pleased at how well it's served that role.</p>
+				<p>9iron is a website spun up by yours truly to unify the services I host and inevitably rope my friends into. In addition to being a link aggregator, it's also a blog. But nobody reads my shitty blogposts.</p>
 				<h1>About Me</h1>
-				<p>I am Salt. I'm a sysadmin and I play video games. I'm most active on Discord, but can be reached very effectively through the Fediverse and email.</p>
+				<p>I am Salt. I'm a sysadmin and I play video games. I try to be most active on Matrix, but inevitably have to use Discord all the damn time. You can also reach me very effectively through the Fediverse and email.</p>
 				<p>Hit me up if you wanna play something or if shit breaks.</p>
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