From 1f2af6eac6b35936f7b8edad44ca5d01482192d1 Mon Sep 17 00:00:00 2001
From: Salt <rehashedsalt@cock.li>
Date: Sat, 22 Aug 2020 20:45:17 -0500
Subject: [PATCH] Add error messages
---
.htaccess | 9 +++++++++
errors/400.php | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
errors/401.php | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
errors/403.php | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
errors/404.php | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
errors/410.php | 18 ++++++++++++++++++
errors/414.php | 20 ++++++++++++++++++++
errors/500.php | 19 +++++++++++++++++++
errors/styles/styles.css | 17 +++++++++++++++++
9 files changed, 163 insertions(+)
create mode 100644 errors/400.php
create mode 100644 errors/401.php
create mode 100644 errors/403.php
create mode 100644 errors/404.php
create mode 100644 errors/410.php
create mode 100644 errors/414.php
create mode 100644 errors/500.php
create mode 100644 errors/styles/styles.css
diff --git a/.htaccess b/.htaccess
index 0d6ab12..45b0fbf 100644
--- a/.htaccess
+++ b/.htaccess
@@ -1,3 +1,12 @@
+# vim:ft=apache:
+ErrorDocument 400 /errors/400.php
+ErrorDocument 401 /errors/401.php
+ErrorDocument 403 /errors/403.php
+ErrorDocument 404 /errors/404.php
+ErrorDocument 410 /errors/410.php
+ErrorDocument 414 /errors/414.php
+ErrorDocument 500 /errors/500.php
+
RedirectMatch 404 /\.git
RedirectMatch 404 /\.templates
RedirectMatch 404 /src
diff --git a/errors/400.php b/errors/400.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..7c58336
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/400.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>400 Bad Request</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>?w?</h1>
+ <h2>400</h2>
+ <p>You done fucked up, Aaron</p>
+ <p>Your browser sent an invalid request. Try again. If this keeps happening, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/401.php b/errors/401.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..85c74c0
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/401.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>401 Unauthorized</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>~w~</h1>
+ <h2>401</h2>
+ <p>You're not authorized to access this resource.</p>
+ <p>If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/403.php b/errors/403.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..74e37ed
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/403.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>403 Forbidden</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>>w<</h1>
+ <h2>403</h2>
+ <p>You don't have permission to access this resource.</p>
+ <p>If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/404.php b/errors/404.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..973089b
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/404.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>404 Not Found</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>ewe</h1>
+ <h2>404</h2>
+ <p>Yeah, we couldn't find that one. Sorry.</p>
+ <p>Try your request again and, if it keeps happening, contact the site administrator.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/410.php b/errors/410.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..3423cf3
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/410.php
@@ -0,0 +1,18 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>410 Gone</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>...</h1>
+ <p>Whatever's here isn't anymore.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/414.php b/errors/414.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..742f767
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/414.php
@@ -0,0 +1,20 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>414 URI Too Long</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>owoooooooooooooooooooo</h1>
+ <h2>414</h2>
+ <p>The request you sent had a URI that was waaaaayy too long.</p>
+ <p>I mean just look at the URL in your URL bar. It's huge.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/500.php b/errors/500.php
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..f089faa
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/500.php
@@ -0,0 +1,19 @@
+<!DOCTYPE html>
+<html>
+ <head>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-meta.php';?>
+ <link href="/errors/styles/styles.css" type="text/css" rel="stylesheet" />
+ <title>500 Internal Server Error</title>
+ </head>
+ <body>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-header.php';?>
+ <div class="content">
+ <div class="section">
+ <h1>@w@</h1>
+ <h2>500</h2>
+ <p>Something bad happened. Contact the site administrator and mention the error "500", the URL you tried to access, and the time it happened.</p>
+ </div>
+ </div>
+ <?php include $_SERVER['DOCUMENT_ROOT'].'/src/common-footer.php';?>
+ </body>
+</html>
diff --git a/errors/styles/styles.css b/errors/styles/styles.css
new file mode 100644
index 0000000..4da5a91
--- /dev/null
+++ b/errors/styles/styles.css
@@ -0,0 +1,17 @@
+/*
+ * styles.css
+ * Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt
+ *
+ * Distributed under terms of the MIT license.
+ */
+
+/* GLOBALS */
+.content {
+ text-align: center;
+}
+.content h1 {
+ font-size: 1000%;
+ margin: 0;
+ overflow: hidden;
+}
+