diff --git a/.htaccess b/.htaccess index 0d6ab12..45b0fbf 100644 --- a/.htaccess +++ b/.htaccess @@ -1,3 +1,12 @@ +# vim:ft=apache: +ErrorDocument 400 /errors/400.php +ErrorDocument 401 /errors/401.php +ErrorDocument 403 /errors/403.php +ErrorDocument 404 /errors/404.php +ErrorDocument 410 /errors/410.php +ErrorDocument 414 /errors/414.php +ErrorDocument 500 /errors/500.php + RedirectMatch 404 /\.git RedirectMatch 404 /\.templates RedirectMatch 404 /src diff --git a/errors/400.php b/errors/400.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..7c58336 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/400.php @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + + + + + + 400 Bad Request + + + +
+
+

?w?

+

400

+

You done fucked up, Aaron

+

Your browser sent an invalid request. Try again. If this keeps happening, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/401.php b/errors/401.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..85c74c0 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/401.php @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + + + + + + 401 Unauthorized + + + +
+
+

~w~

+

401

+

You're not authorized to access this resource.

+

If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/403.php b/errors/403.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..74e37ed --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/403.php @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + + + + + + 403 Forbidden + + + +
+
+

>w<

+

403

+

You don't have permission to access this resource.

+

If you think this is in error, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/404.php b/errors/404.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..973089b --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/404.php @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + + + + + + 404 Not Found + + + +
+
+

ewe

+

404

+

Yeah, we couldn't find that one. Sorry.

+

Try your request again and, if it keeps happening, contact the site administrator.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/410.php b/errors/410.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..3423cf3 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/410.php @@ -0,0 +1,18 @@ + + + + + + 410 Gone + + + +
+
+

...

+

Whatever's here isn't anymore.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/414.php b/errors/414.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..742f767 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/414.php @@ -0,0 +1,20 @@ + + + + + + 414 URI Too Long + + + +
+
+

owoooooooooooooooooooo

+

414

+

The request you sent had a URI that was waaaaayy too long.

+

I mean just look at the URL in your URL bar. It's huge.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/500.php b/errors/500.php new file mode 100644 index 0000000..f089faa --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/500.php @@ -0,0 +1,19 @@ + + + + + + 500 Internal Server Error + + + +
+
+

@w@

+

500

+

Something bad happened. Contact the site administrator and mention the error "500", the URL you tried to access, and the time it happened.

+
+
+ + + diff --git a/errors/styles/styles.css b/errors/styles/styles.css new file mode 100644 index 0000000..4da5a91 --- /dev/null +++ b/errors/styles/styles.css @@ -0,0 +1,17 @@ +/* + * styles.css + * Copyright (C) 2020 Vintage Salt + * + * Distributed under terms of the MIT license. + */ + +/* GLOBALS */ +.content { + text-align: center; +} +.content h1 { + font-size: 1000%; + margin: 0; + overflow: hidden; +} +